Author Topic: Call of getbiggers internet warfare (Read 2070 times)

the trainer · « **on:** May 11, 2012, 11:47:20 AM »

After all the years that getbig has being around we are yet to see a fight between members so i am offering myself to fight any member of getbig so we can have something to entertain ourselves, here are my requirements.

First class ticket to fly to fight location
5 star luxury hotel for me to stay
Luxury car to drive me around
Spending money
Day pass at a luxury spa
Beautiful female escort to show me around
Reservation at a 5 star restaurant for me to eat.

As you can see I do not have any outrageous demands so getbiggers lets step up and make this happen.

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2012, 11:48:59 AM »

My cock has a first class ticket into your moms asshole.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2012, 11:49:22 AM »

HTexan · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2012, 11:55:41 AM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 11, 2012, 11:47:20 AM

After all the years that getbig has being around we are yet to see a fight between members so i am offering myself to fight any member of getbig so we can have something to entertain ourselves, here are my requirements.

First class ticket to fly to fight location
5 star luxury hotel for me to stay
Luxury car to drive me around
Spending money
Day pass at a luxury spa
Beautiful female escort to show me around
Reservation at a 5 star restaurant for me to eat.

As you can see I do not have any outrageous demands so getbiggers lets step up and make this happen.

so you want about 2500?

the trainer · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2012, 11:57:15 AM »

Quote from: HTexan on May 11, 2012, 11:55:41 AM

so you want about 2500?

I wold say about 4000 are you ready to get it on.

HTexan · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2012, 11:59:59 AM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 11, 2012, 11:57:15 AM

I wold say about 4000 are you ready to get it on.

hahahah

noone is going to give you 4 grand to fight. maybe if it was goodum vs DA round 2 or something.

the trainer · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2012, 12:06:32 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on May 11, 2012, 11:59:59 AM

hahahah noone is going to give you 4 grand to fight. maybe if it was goodum vs DA round 2 or something.

Are you saying i am not a famous enough troll and asshole to deserve 4000, fuck you man i have made some good threads i am known around here.

HTexan · « **Reply #7 on:** May 11, 2012, 12:09:21 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 11, 2012, 12:06:32 PM

Are you saying i am not a famous enough troll and asshole to deserve 4000, fuck you man i have made some good threads i am known around here.

whatever Miss 900 post gimmick.

the trainer · « **Reply #8 on:** May 11, 2012, 12:16:26 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on May 11, 2012, 12:09:21 PM

whatever Miss 900 post gimmick.

Why dont you fight me i am sure 4 grand is pocket change for a getbigger like you.

HTexan · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2012, 12:26:57 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 11, 2012, 12:16:26 PM

Why dont you fight me i am sure 4 grand is pocket change for a getbigger like you.

not really, if I had an extra 4 grand, i would fly to Baltimore and watch the ravens/ cowboys game.

the trainer · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2012, 01:17:27 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on May 11, 2012, 12:26:57 PM

not really, if I had an extra 4 grand, i would fly to Baltimore and watch the ravens/ cowboys game.

A broke getbigger how did that happen you must have lost your millions in the stock market. speak to all the other 300lbs millionaires on getbig i am sure they will help you get back on your feet.

Papper · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2012, 01:28:42 PM »

Sounds reasonable. Is the Hilton penthouse suite ok? And what color limo do you want to pick you up at the airport?

the trainer · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2012, 01:55:28 PM »

Quote from: papercut on May 11, 2012, 01:28:42 PM

Sounds reasonable. Is the Hilton penthouse suite ok? And what color limo do you want to pick you up at the airport?

A black limo will be fine and please provide a bodyguard just in case some crazy getbiggers try to jump me.

Papper · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2012, 01:58:25 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 11, 2012, 01:55:28 PM

A black limo will be fine and please provide a bodyguard just in case some crazy getbiggers try to jump me.

I shall see to it that my personal driver Hans will escort you safely into town. Brb booking a three course dinner at Dorsia.

Archer77 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2012, 02:01:16 PM »

Ill fight you but it depends on where you live. I'm not fighting anybody where its cold. I prefer a tropical climate.

James28 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2012, 02:03:22 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 11, 2012, 11:47:20 AM

After all the years that getbig has being around we are yet to see a fight between members so i am offering myself to fight any member of getbig so we can have something to entertain ourselves, here are my requirements.

First class ticket to fly to fight location
5 star luxury hotel for me to stay
Luxury car to drive me around
Spending money
Day pass at a luxury spa
Beautiful female escort to show me around
Reservation at a 5 star restaurant for me to eat.

As you can see I do not have any outrageous demands so getbiggers lets step up and make this happen.

Damn. I was going to agree to all of your demand until I bumped into the 'female escort' part. I know only male escorts

Krankenstein · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2012, 04:36:30 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 11, 2012, 12:06:32 PM

Are you saying i am not a famous enough troll and asshole to deserve 4000, fuck you man i have made some good threads i am known around here.

Especially good was when you had that bleeding vagina thread about how your girl was a whore because she ~~dumped you for having a small cock~~ went out with someone within days of you breaking up with her

HTexan · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2012, 07:54:27 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 11, 2012, 01:17:27 PM

A broke getbigger how did that happen you must have lost your millions in the stock market. speak to all the other 300lbs millionaires on getbig i am sure they will help you get back on your feet.

not broke, just saving and budgeting. Im moving to a new city to supervise the expansion of my business.

the trainer · « **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2012, 08:38:51 PM »

Quote from: Archer77 on May 11, 2012, 02:01:16 PM

Ill fight you but it depends on where you live. I'm not fighting anybody where its cold. I prefer a tropical climate.

Since you are paying for everything we can fight in a tropical climate you could put me up in a penthouse suite right on the beach.

the trainer · « **Reply #19 on:** May 11, 2012, 08:40:46 PM »

Quote from: B_B_C on May 11, 2012, 03:06:47 PM

you sound like a desperate prostitute

No i just want to kick some ass, but i am accustomed to the finer things in life so i cannot stay at a shithole when i come to through down.

Archer77 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:41:32 AM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 11, 2012, 08:38:51 PM

Since you are paying for everything we can fight in a tropical climate you could put me up in a penthouse suite right on the beach.

You issued the challenge and according to the rules of internet combat you must pay all expenses. Its kind of like asking a girl out on a date. Since you asked, you pay.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:43:59 AM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 11, 2012, 11:48:59 AM

My cock has a first class ticket into your moms asshole.

x2

Tito24 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2012, 08:10:26 AM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 11, 2012, 11:48:59 AM

My cock has a first class ticket into your moms asshole.

i just spat out my beer reading that hahahahaa

Stark · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:25:01 AM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 11, 2012, 11:47:20 AM

After all the years that getbig has being around we are yet to see a fight between members so i am offering myself to fight any member of getbig so we can have something to entertain ourselves, here are my requirements.

First class ticket to fly to fight location
5 star luxury hotel for me to stay
Luxury car to drive me around
Spending money
Day pass at a luxury spa
Beautiful female escort to show me around
Reservation at a 5 star restaurant for me to eat.

As you can see I do not have any outrageous demands so getbiggers lets step up and make this happen.

You are trying tOo hard rockie

the trainer · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:35:27 PM »

So with all the millionaires on getbig with their mansions and hot models you are telling that you guys cannot afford to put me up in style for a weekend so i can fight for your entertainment what a bunch of deadbeats.