From work to home

[Big N]

SO how do you enter your house after work? Condo? Castle? Shack? Pad? Mansion?

Me? I park the car in the driveway like a fireball, avoid at ALL costs eye contact with my neighbors who's always in a good mood to say whats up at bad timing, i hustle to take the keys outta my pants, try to unlock the damn door, then slam the door shut, go in the bathroom kick my slippers to the side, wash my face/brush teeth, throw the toothpaste in the tub....i go the the fridge grab junk food/healthy food mixed together make a sandwich, turn on the tv, once i'm done eating i'll shut off the tv by throwing the remote against the wall, then i lay down on my bed relax and watch some more tv...and at this point i'm calm cool and laid back.

- Discuss

[JasonH]

I park my car on the drive, inspect my lawn, curse the unemployed neighbour that I share it with that they're a lazy c u n t for not mowing it while I was at work, go inside, go out back, fetch lawnmower, cut grass, cuss neighbour again, go back inside, cuss neighbour again for making me get grass stains on my new carpet, head off upstairs, turn on computer, log into Getbig, deliver up some ownings and witty observations, play some poker, get beat, log off and come downstairs for some dinner, watch some TV, head off upstairs for a shower and go to bed.

[Powerlift66]

I walk in the door...

[w8m8]

I park my car on the drive, inspect my lawn, curse the unemployed neighbour that I share it with that they're a lazy c u n t for not mowing it while I was at work, go inside, go out back, fetch lawnmower, cut grass, cuss neighbour again, go back inside, cuss neighbour again for making me get grass stains on my new carpet.

LOL

[littledumbells]

   It never occurred to me to ponder this routine let alone post on the internet and ask others