Author Topic: Post Celebrities you "meet" (Read 9375 times)

PJim · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2012, 07:14:42 AM »

Quote from: airosol on May 17, 2012, 06:48:26 AM

I banged some porn chick named austin kincaid.

She she put a rubber on me before she blew me becasue she said "some bastard name Marlo gave me (her) herpes." she was pissed. wouldnt want to be that Marlo guy $:-\$

Admirable moment no doubt, I wouldn't be surprised if she had the big a.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2012, 07:24:31 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on May 17, 2012, 07:11:14 AM

I forgot to mention I've also met Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, Genghis Khan, Einstein and General Zod.

Your mom met Jesus when I peed in her butt.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2012, 07:35:48 AM »

Athletes are too many to name. Have met and partied with a ton.

Celebs.

The best was Harrison Ford. Dude was real nice.

Worst was Paris Hilton. Wanted to punch her in the face.

The most dissapointing was John Mcain who I sat next to on an Airplane after he lost the presidency. He was so short and had bad dandruff all over his shoulders. The thought of this guy winning the election made me cringe.

Most of the celebs I have ever met have been big dissapointments in how short they are. Hollywood is truly run by jews and midgets.

JasonH · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2012, 07:37:08 AM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on May 17, 2012, 07:24:31 AM

Your mom met Jesus when I peed in her butt.

Aw man I'm crushed

dr.chimps · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2012, 07:40:51 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on May 17, 2012, 07:11:14 AM

I forgot to mention I've also met Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, Genghis Khan, Einstein and General Zod.

There's a JasonH kneeling joke in here somewhere.

/writers. met a lot of writers

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2012, 08:13:39 AM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on May 17, 2012, 05:59:09 AM

Stark - thats actually really cool that Slash took the time to sign your papers!

Manager signed them most likely..

epic_alien · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2012, 09:07:12 AM »

i met gh-15

Marlo Stanfield · « **Reply #32 on:** May 17, 2012, 09:53:27 AM »

Quote from: airosol on May 17, 2012, 06:48:26 AM

I banged some porn chick named austin kincaid.

She she put a rubber on me before she blew me becasue she said "some bastard name Marlo gave me (her) herpes." she was pissed. wouldnt want to be that Marlo guy $:-\$

Army of One · « **Reply #33 on:** May 17, 2012, 09:59:28 AM »

Quote from: Marlo Stanfield on May 17, 2012, 05:00:36 AM

Porn Star Austin Kincaid ( believe it or not i fucked her)

Not finding it very hard to believe to be honest

G_Thang · « **Reply #34 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:00:17 AM »

Danny Glover

Simone Jatobá

dynamike · « **Reply #35 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:07:06 AM »

After waiting in line for an hour in the Bodybuilding.com line at the Arnold, hoping to meet Jamie Eason, I met Mario Lopez instead. I was disappointed until he looked me in the eyes. He was beautiful.

Marlo Stanfield · « **Reply #36 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:09:45 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on May 17, 2012, 06:19:23 AM

I'm calling BS on that one.

ok dude, your entitled to your opinion... its not like i said i fucked alexis texas or someone very very famous, but whatever..

Quote from: chris-a on May 17, 2012, 05:53:56 AM

whaaaaat!! details, please! better than a 'normal' chick? same/worse?

either way, some excellent namedrops

as far as the sex goes, she was the i think the first girl that truly liked her ass being eaten, she actually told me to eat her ass, which she was clean ad i gladly did... for a pornstar, her pussy was tight, and she had great muscle control, so when she was riding on top, she could squeeze the shit out of your cock... again, that was something new... her oral skills were good too, i've had better .. i took pics too,but remember, this was like around 2005i believe, and i dont think the smartphoen frenzy had started yet, i personally had aa simple phone with a simple camera... so yeah i did take pic, but it didnt have the capability to email it , or have a SD card to download the pic

Fucking a pornstar sucks in general IMO.. its like theres always a voice in the back of your head saying "is she safe?" ... yeha i know they are probably more safe than the average girl cuz they get tested regularly, but still, theres that nagging voice... like i would be doing her missionary and wanting to kiss her too, but im thinking " what if she has herpes " lol ya know?

i persoanlly get tested every 4 months, so when i got tested and verified i was safe, then i could look back at that night and think how fucking hot it was...and also knowing that your fucking a girl that probably thousands of folks have jerked off too is a tad flattering

Marlo Stanfield · « **Reply #37 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:14:02 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on May 17, 2012, 09:59:28 AM

Not finding it very hard to believe to be honest

yeah i typed a respond before i read your.. that JasonH dude was calling BS on it, and thats what i told him, sure she was a pornstar, but its not like she was voted the hottest girl in the world or anything... she was hot, but nothing out of this world... there were hotter girls at the club that SAME night im sure...

but to be fair, back then she looked more along the lines of her look below:

chris-a · « **Reply #38 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:17:43 AM »

Quote from: Marlo Stanfield on May 17, 2012, 10:09:45 AM

Fucking a pornstar sucks in general IMO.. its like theres always a voice in the back of your head saying "is she safe?" ... yeha i know they are probably more safe than the average girl cuz they get tested regularly, but still, theres that nagging voice... like i would be doing her missionary and wanting to kiss her too, but im thinking " what if she has herpes " lol ya know?

i persoanlly get tested every 4 months, so when i got tested and verified i was safe, then i could look back at that night and think how fucking hot it was...and also knowing that your fucking a girl that probably thousands of folks have jerked off too is a tad flattering

well, all i can say is; pornstar fucking: marlo 1 - rest of getbig (apart from suckmymuscle obv) 0

MTC · « **Reply #39 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:23:39 AM »

Me and the champ last week at lunch..

Army of One · « **Reply #40 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:25:43 AM »

Quote from: MTC on May 17, 2012, 10:23:39 AM

Me and the champ last week at lunch..

Was he there to introduce you to weight lifting?

stuntmovie · « **Reply #41 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:31:27 AM »

I have family members in the movie business and also in the music business so whenever we get together over the holidays there are always a handful of people who you'd consider 'celebrities' but most of whom are just like the typical next door neighbor.

I've never been a music fan so I usually don't know who I'm talking with unless the subject comes up.

But I am a big movie fan and always can ID those 'celebs' and their most recent movies.

I used to work in the stunt business a good while back when stunt people were highly respected by the 'stars' and the major studio owners and on many an occasion we were asked to 'solve' some problem that was best to remain confidential and unknown within the industry.

And in that process I met a good number of Hollywood personalities.

A great man by the name of Mr Joe Valdez worked within the Hollywood movie industry and always claimed that he was writing a book that would be titled, "Why is Everyone in Hollywood Famous Except Me?" and I was planning to follow that up with my own to be called, "And Me too!" but was advised not to proceed until certain personalities departed to their Happy Hunting Ground.

Keith knew many 'Celebrities' but even he agreed that I knew 3 to 4 times as many.

BUT ... I don't recall ever meeting Jonesy.

Mitch · « **Reply #42 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:03:06 AM »

You're quite the celebrity too

dynamike · « **Reply #43 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:12:37 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on May 17, 2012, 10:25:43 AM

Was he there to introduce you to weight lifting?

LMAO!!!

bighead · « **Reply #44 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:13:51 AM »

I met rocco sefredi and nacho vidal at a strip club in montreal one night. they were scouting new talent so i didnt bug em very much. i met jayz at a movie opening I was at, spike lee, eddie murphy, jaime fox= DICK. most embarrassing was meeting guy pierce at a friends party, I was studying acting at the time and my buddy introduced me to Guy as an actor, I was stummped and stuttered like an idiot.. I always admired guy's work.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #45 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:29:45 AM »

BIGHEAD, I never met Guy Pierce and have only seen a very few of his many movies but I'm always impressed by the roles he plays and how he plays them.

I just recently saw LOCKOUT and was impressed by his acting and the fact that that movie was made for less than $40,000,000 which is relatively inexpensive these days.

I suggest you see it if you have not done so already.

According to IMDB he is working a lot now-a-days . Here are his forthcoming films ... (I'm looking forward to seeing PROMETHEUS)

Iron Man 3

2012 Untitled Drake Doremus Project (post-production)

2012 Prometheus

2012 Jack Irish: Black Tide

2012 Jack Irish: Bad Debts (TV movie)

2012 Lawless

stuntmovie · « **Reply #46 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:36:21 AM »

LOCKOUT with Guy Pierce.

Worth seeing.

But the 'Bad Guy' (Joseph Gilgun) in this movie was exceptionally bad and performed by an exceptionally fine actor.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #47 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:01:52 PM »

Quote from: MTC on May 17, 2012, 10:23:39 AM

Me and the champ last week at lunch..

Ah, nothing like having a meal with Mike Tyson on a loading dock.

Fortress · « **Reply #48 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:10:15 PM »

Quote from: MTC on May 17, 2012, 10:23:39 AM

Me and the champ last week at lunch..

Dude, it totally looks like you ran into the frame at the last possible moment. Just saying.

The Ugly · « **Reply #49 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:12:47 PM »

Whenever I meet a celebrity, I hand them my camera and ask them to take a picture of me and my gal.

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