Be careful with your heart, Wes....
Just from some of those pics, if you woke up with her without makeup....you would probably want to chew your arm off (ala a wolf in a trap) just to get the fuck out of there.THAT chick is one of those "holy father, I regret what I did last night, please forgive me" types.
Elke looks like she weighs a ton, and has an ass like a giant pumpkin. I've been with similar chicks; prefer more streamlined beauties. For one thing, 69s are life threatening. The thought of fucking them is often greater than the pleasure.
Most people like yourself maybe.....along the lines of 60% of the time it works every time.You know you are a fat POS when there are rolls off your shoe straps. Obviously someone 'shopped the one foot, and didnt shop the other.
