Seagal delivering the pain

[jephrius]

[hrspwr]

 I saw an ad for a tv show with him on it, seems he has been into delivering the pancakes more than anything else lately.

[JOHN MATRIX]

glorious scene from a glorious man

[supernick]

that is one bad man

[TrueGrit]

Chuck Norris would not have allowed him to leave that bar alive...

[supernick]

Chuck Norris would not have allowed him to leave that bar alive...

true i shutter thinking about what chuck would do to segal

[flipper5470]

Lee Marvin would have skipped all the talking and just shot him.....

[GraniteCityDon]

[Max_Rep]

Anybody seen Richie?

[GraniteCityDon]

Im gonna keep coming back til somebody.... REMEMBEEEEEEEEERS seeing Richie!

[strongrunbox]

Lee Marvin would have skipped all the talking and just shot him.....

Fuck yeah, Lee Marvin!

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

Is he gonna be in the expendables 3?

fuckin Van Damm needs to stop the bitchassness and do a film with Segal

[TrueGrit]

To be honest, that guy has had it a lot worse. He ended up in a garbage truck in Goodfellas.

[the_swami]

the fight scene in the "glimmer man" in the italian restauraunt Linto's is a Seagal classic

[io856]

Its America where we were the guns??

[Dr Dutch]

glorious scene from a glorious man

[hench]

I think it's actually the other way round, Seagal was discrediting of van damme quite early on and believed he didn't really have martial arts skills when in fact he has a solid competitive fight record. Recently on Howard Stern Van Damme said positive things about Seagal, I can't see a film between them happening plus seagal is so out of shape and ubelievable now his movies look ridiculous these days.

Is he gonna be in the expendables 3?

fuckin Van Damm needs to stop the bitchassness and do a film with Segal

[Tyr]

There are some similarities between Seagal and SMM - delusions of grandeur.

During the early part of his career Seagal tried to pose as a CIA hit man, a mafia insider etc...in other words create a tough guy persona for the public.

All the lies unravelled when his partner Nasso ( who had real mafia connections ) was tried and imprisoned for embezzlement or some similar crap. During the court proceedings Seagal had to come clean about his grandiose stories and admitted that they were made up.  He also lied about being the only westerner to run an aikido dojo in Japan and battling the yakuza when in fact it was his father in laws dojo ( his first wife was Japanese) and the only battle he got into in Japan was chasing a drunk out of the dojo. Let's not forget the Gene La Bell incident where the wanna be tough guy was choked out by a genuine tough guy. Seagal apparenty lost control of his bladder when Gene choked him out....twice.

[Tyr]

I think it's actually the other way round, Seagal was discrediting of van damme quite early on and believed he didn't really have martial arts skills when in fact he has a solid competitive fight record. Recently on Howard Stern Van Damme said positive things about Seagal, I can't see a film between them happening plus seagal is so out of shape and ubelievable now his movies look ridiculous these days.

I remember that and van damme actually challenged him to a refereed match and Seagal backed out.

He uses stunt doubles for his straight to DVD movies. Someone mentioned he needed a stunt double just for getting out of a car.

[dr.chimps]

Let's not forget he's a deputized lawman:

[Tyr]

Let's not forget he's a deputized lawman:

Dunkin Donuts beware.......Tick tock.

[hench]

he has doubles for just standing there, no joke.

I remember that and van damme actually challenged him to a refereed match and Seagal backed out.

He uses stunt doubles for his straight to DVD movies. Someone mentioned he needed a stunt double just for getting out of a car.

[Dr Dutch]

"One hand in his pocket, and the other one is doing a high five..."

repost but don't matter.

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

I think it's actually the other way round, Seagal was discrediting of van damme quite early on and believed he didn't really have martial arts skills when in fact he has a solid competitive fight record. Recently on Howard Stern Van Damme said positive things about Seagal, I can't see a film between them happening plus seagal is so out of shape and ubelievable now his movies look ridiculous these days.

i read somewhere that Van Damm has some clause ( sounds ridiculous) that he is not to be in the same movie with Segal. But maybe what i read is booshit

[Tyr]

Oddly enough Seagal's first movie " Above the law" was an instant hit. He didn't need to build up gradually like some of the other martial arts actors of that era. No flashy kicks just straightforward Aikido got the attention of millions making him a star in the process.  He's ranked as an 8th Dan black belt in Aikido. Wonder if that grading is smoke and mirrors like all his other bizarre claims.