Author Topic: What excuse do you have for not competing??? (Read 4021 times)

BigDave81 · « **on:** May 21, 2012, 03:19:18 PM »

As last year's MM Texas Junior Champion CHRIS CHIGBOU was a favorite at last weekend's MM Lone Star. He had registered and paid the entry fee. But, despite having one of the most amazing natural junior physiques anywhere, Chris was a no show and no one knew why or could reach him. Then, today we learned the absence.

According to Chris, "For those of you who were wondering how I did this weekend at Musclemania® Lonestar, I didn't even compete. I was attacked by two men in ninja attire, which left me slightly injured yet unable to pose properly. Despite the relentless efforts I made to try to continue, I was forced to sit out of this competition. Words cannot describe the absolute ANGUISH I feel about the situation. After weeks upon weeks of dieting, brutal training and exquisite outbursts of hunger rage, has it really come to this?! NOTHING TO SHOW FOR MY SUFFERING!!?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Well, let's see if Chris makes it to MM Universe next month to challenge the Junior Division. Let's hope he doesn't get mugged by a bunch of Ms. Bikini babes on the way to the show.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2012, 03:20:49 PM »

What's the excuse? I'm not gay.

BigDave81 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 21, 2012, 03:21:54 PM »

Its a joke... Attacked by ninjas??? Is this guy for real???

True · « **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2012, 03:27:10 PM »

The new Flex Wheeler...

Nirvana · « **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:08:15 PM »

A popular excuse that never seems to be questioned. If he said he was sick or got injured of course no one would believe him.

Skeletor · « **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:18:45 PM »

hrspwr · « **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:18:54 PM »

My cock is so massive it won`t stay in the thong.

No seriously, its not because I`m fat.

240 is Back · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:19:41 PM »

ninjas don't forget

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:21:47 PM »

I spilled over.

T-rex · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:25:52 PM »

I started reading getbig. Destroyed bodybuilding forever for me.

240 is Back · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:31:39 PM »

Quote from: T-rex on May 21, 2012, 05:25:52 PM

I started reading getbig. Destroyed bodybuilding forever for me.

i wonder how many thousands of people have always secretly belived they'd compete on a BBing stage, come here, and quickly realized that shit ain't happening?

jaejonna · « **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:37:18 PM »

Quote from: irongrip400 on May 21, 2012, 05:21:47 PM

I spilled over.

true

Hulkotron · « **Reply #12 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:49:05 PM »

Mis-timed my carb-up.

T-rex · « **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:49:22 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 21, 2012, 05:31:39 PM

i wonder how many thousands of people have always secretly believed they'd compete on a BBing stage, come here, and quickly realized that shit ain't happening?

This place was definitely sobering man.

240 is Back · « **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2012, 06:09:50 PM »

Quote from: T-rex on May 21, 2012, 05:49:22 PM

This place was definitely sobering man.

I remember going from 148 to 165 to 188 to 206 to 223 in eighteen months.

All while proudly posting pictures of my "mass" gains.

haha that shit was brutal.

bigkid · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2012, 06:16:39 PM »

Was gonna do a teen show about 10 years ago, started dieting down and losing muscle. Permabulker for life after that traumatic experience.

Metabolic · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2012, 06:22:43 PM »

attacked by ninjas

natural

reppingfor20 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2012, 06:59:55 PM »

Quote from: bigkid on May 21, 2012, 06:16:39 PM

Was gonna do a teen show about 10 years ago, started dieting down and losing muscle. Permabulker for life after that traumatic experience.

LOL

really though there is no point in doing a show, you won't earn any money, you will get a plastic trophy if anything, big fucking deal, for months of suffering, no thx.

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2012, 07:02:21 PM »

got a life

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2012, 07:08:29 PM »

became gay for real

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2012, 07:08:57 PM »

Did 5 shows back in the day. After screwing up the first 4 and hitting my target on the last one, and getting a plastic trophy, realized shit was not worth it. Don't get me wrong, nothing like the feeling of winning for once after four previous failures!

For fucks sake, I remember bringing an igloo to my grandmothers house one Easter w string beans and grilled chicken.

last two months was always chaos and all consuming. pro tan was a pain in the ass and dream tan made me look like a bloody mess. spending hours posing? Really? Geez, it sounded good at the time, and I'm glad I did it a few times, but now at 36? Fuck that shit.

Nirvana · « **Reply #21 on:** May 21, 2012, 07:20:14 PM »

Quote from: T-rex on May 21, 2012, 05:25:52 PM

I started reading getbig. Destroyed bodybuilding forever for me.

this

G_Thang · « **Reply #22 on:** May 21, 2012, 07:26:30 PM »

Quote from: T-rex on May 21, 2012, 05:25:52 PM

I started reading getbig. Destroyed bodybuilding forever for me.

Best reply in the thread, no attempt to derail, just the straight up truth.

for me, i saw Foz, and fell in love with soccer.

Fortress · « **Reply #23 on:** May 21, 2012, 07:36:14 PM »

Did three shows starting when I was 18 and ending when I was 26. Glad I had the experience but after the final showing I realized lifting was my true love and so I switched to competitive powerlifting. The tanning, posing, dieting, shaving, etc. was all too much for a dude who simply wants to hoist big weights. Good thing too: I am better built for moving large amounts of iron.

MikMaq · « **Reply #24 on:** May 21, 2012, 07:42:18 PM »

I'm 6 4, 265 pounds, their isn't a thong large enough, nor a stage tall enough, to enjoy my mass.

Author Topic: What excuse do you have for not competing??? (Read 4021 times)

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