Author Topic: Not so funny..... (Read 2487 times)

chaos · « **on:** May 24, 2012, 06:18:54 PM »

A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, that's really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "He will get over it" and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.

After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it.

The father screams "What the fuck are you doing?" The boy replies "It's not so funny when it's your mum, is it!?"

Borracho · « **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2012, 06:22:42 PM »

Krankenstein · « **Reply #2 on:** May 24, 2012, 06:23:05 PM »

Heard that the first time....in the movie The Thing 2011

2ND COMING · « **Reply #3 on:** May 24, 2012, 06:28:19 PM »

granny's asshole though?

outby43 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 24, 2012, 08:56:43 PM »

jakesonyou · « **Reply #5 on:** May 24, 2012, 08:59:04 PM »

disgusting where do you find this crap!

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #6 on:** May 24, 2012, 10:01:16 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 24, 2012, 06:18:54 PM

A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, that's really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "He will get over it" and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.

After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it.

The father screams "What the fuck are you doing?" The boy replies "It's not so funny when it's your mum, is it!?"

LOL. Wonder if grandma was able to cum?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #7 on:** May 25, 2012, 12:04:41 AM »

Lots of struggling in this thread $:-\$

sync pulse · « **Reply #8 on:** May 25, 2012, 12:15:40 AM »

Quote from: chaos on May 24, 2012, 06:18:54 PM

A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, that's really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "He will get over it" and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.

After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it.

The father screams "What the fuck are you doing?" The boy replies "It's not so funny when it's your mum, is it!?"

When are you going to reveal the punch line???

Army of One · « **Reply #9 on:** May 25, 2012, 03:18:37 AM »

Why is granny in the grandsons room?Is she a sex pest?Chances are the father was molested too by Grandma and he would have turned a blind eye to the shenanigans

Papper · « **Reply #10 on:** May 25, 2012, 04:01:18 AM »

Meh, I hear stranger things going on in room 7, next to the ice machine.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** May 25, 2012, 05:19:09 AM »

Wats a mum?

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #12 on:** May 25, 2012, 05:27:53 AM »

Was that a true story?

Krankenstein · « **Reply #13 on:** May 25, 2012, 05:30:58 AM »

Quote from: sync pulse on May 25, 2012, 12:15:40 AM

When are you going to reveal the punch line???

Punch line : Chaos was doing your mom....the joke was a subtle way of telling you.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #14 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:43:44 AM »

What do you call yourselves?

"THE ARISTOCRATS"

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #15 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:45:33 AM »

thats some fuckin hot sex story shit made me sweat

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #16 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:54:39 AM »

Did the four of them eventually have a little family orgy?

2ND COMING · « **Reply #17 on:** May 25, 2012, 08:44:44 AM »

poor granny

gym**rat · « **Reply #18 on:** May 25, 2012, 09:33:08 AM »

Did the dad eat the son's creampie out of grannys brown star when it was all over with?

Permabulker · « **Reply #19 on:** May 25, 2012, 09:34:52 AM »

The Dad clearly has jealousy issues...

godeep · « **Reply #20 on:** May 25, 2012, 01:54:32 PM »

and so he asks, "what's the name of this act?" to which they answer, "The Aristocrats"

Papper · « **Reply #21 on:** May 25, 2012, 02:47:28 PM »

Quote from: godeep on May 25, 2012, 01:54:32 PM

and so he asks, "what's the name of this act?" to which they answer, "The Aristocrats"

Haha yes but it'd be a tame aristo-joke though.

Bob Saget should post on getbig. He would own people left and right

kh300 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 25, 2012, 03:01:52 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on May 25, 2012, 05:19:09 AM

Wats a mum?

I thinks its like the European version of a mom