Tight shirt on first date, yay or ney?

[Raymondo]

I didn't know you were a girl, your looks fooled me into taking your for a man

[bigbobs]

I didn't know you were a girl, your looks fooled me into taking your for a man

I didn't know you lacked the intelligence to understand an anology, my giving benefit of the doubt fooled me into thinking you did have that basic intelligence

[DroppingPlates]

here's an example, when you see an attractive girl with a good bod who is wearing a fitted or revealing outfit do you think "what a douche," or "insecure!" or "arrogant" etc.?  Generally not, the common reaction is "hey she looks hot!"  Yeah other girls may hate due to jealousy.

A gay trying to give straight men advice about how to judge attractive women, hilarious

[bigbobs]

As with most things in life, balance is key. There are lots of ways one can dress fashionably but still show off your physique, and there countless more ways of looking like complete tool while trying to show off your muscles. It's a continuous spectrum... deceiver is advocating one side of it, dressing fashionably is probably right around the middle and all the way out in the fringe we've got jersey shore, bigbobs, rappers etc.

 

[Hulkotron]

No, that was his sister who was the bridesmaid when he married the other "Bob"

I'm almost certain that BigBobs has claimed to be married to a lovely lady but I could be mistaken.

[DroppingPlates]

I'm almost certain that BigBobs has claimed to be married to a lovely lady but I could be mistaken.

You say it right: "has claimed..."

[Hulkotron]

You say it right: "has claimed..."

BB could easily clear up this mystery, perhaps he will contribute.

[DroppingPlates]

BB could easily clear up this mystery, perhaps he will contribute.

With another claim?

[SF1900]

May as well just wear this on a date

[hipolito mejia]

Looking for the opinions of all the vag-slayers here. Would you wear clothing on a first date that show your muscle (if you have any). What say you? Too insecure? Too bragging and show off?

If she's a "Jersey Shore fan"....go for it...

If you can get the Polly D hair style she will LOVE You, and SHOW you off to her friends.

[deadz]

If she's a "Jersey Shore fan"....go for it...

If you can get the Polly D hair style she will LOVE You, and SHOW you off to her friends.

Your humor would probably go over better on Iron Age.

[blacken700]

i say yes

[DroppingPlates]

May as well just wear this on a date

At least you show some.. balls.
The first time when Heidi saw Seal, he was wearing a bicycle short. Needless to explain why she fell in love, other than his money..

[Parker]

I guess someone like zyzz would have had many more succesful encounters with women if he only knew your "rules" to do everything possible to hide one's physique.  Trueth is the only physique that is better off hidden is a shitty one.

I actually was joking earlier about recommending wearing a vest or ultra low v-neck on a first date, but on random nights out - why not.  As for the general population, yeah some jeaous and insignificant people proably think I'm a douchebag, however my care-meter for that is at a solid 0  Majority do admire.

Zyzz was early 20s, most non-college attending or carefree girls of that age range like guys like Zyzz...by the late 20s to early 30s, doing what Zyzz was doing will get him being called names...sure he might pull a ho or two, but not women who one can be serious with.

Also, if Zyzz followed said rules, he maybe still alive now...  

[SF1900]

At least you show some.. balls.
The first time when Heidi saw Seal, he was wearing a bicycle short. Needless to explain why she fell in love, other than his money..

Exactly. Show some ball cleavage and you're good to go. I think BB would fill this out nicely 

[AbrahamG]

Exactly. Show some ball cleavage and you're good to go. I think BB would fill this out nicely 

Solid.  Ball cleavage to the rescue!

[James28]

If she's a "Jersey Shore fan"....go for it...

If you can get the Polly D hair style she will LOVE You, and SHOW you off to her friends.

I don't know Jersey Shore, or Polly D, nor am I going on a date. I mean, I might soon but I won't be wearing a tight shirt, that's for sure. As anything in life it's far more impressive if people discovers it themselves. Well, that's if you're not a perma-bulker 

[bigmc]

Perhaps, but some self-modesty goes a long way.

Remember the great quote, "Walk softly and carry a big stick."

Its really only the insignificant man that has to boast about how great he is. Humbleness is a good thing.

girls are attracted to arrogant and cocky men they cant help themselves

nice guys finish last

save humble for her parents if she is a keeper

[Samourai Pizzacat]

Something like this works wonders (minus the hat), shows the physique while still looking acceptable in a formal environment and gives off the vibe of being mature, intelligent and humble

Sorry BB, but looking acceptable in a formal environment...WTF? This borders on being too informal for a sleazy Cancun beach club. You might want to rethink those vibes you're sending as well.

[_bruce_]

May as well just wear this on a date

That would be the "humble" sportsman look.

[deceiver]

I guess someone like zyzz would have had many more succesful encounters with women if he only knew your "rules" to do everything possible to hide one's physique.  Trueth is the only physique that is better off hidden is a shitty one.

I actually was joking earlier about recommending wearing a vest or ultra low v-neck on a first date, but on random nights out - why not.  As for the general population, yeah some jeaous and insignificant people proably think I'm a douchebag, however my care-meter for that is at a solid 0  Majority do admire.

It depends on what you want to achieve. If your main goal is to score as many "hot" whores as possible then well, being biggest douchebag possible is the way to do it. But honestly if I remember correctly you are, just like me, way too short to pull "I am an arrogant douche" and frankly, for me it would just make me look ridiculous. Of course, with the level of doucheness and admiration for it among young people I would score significiantly more than now but I value my dignity higher than my dick. On the top of that I would never meet girls I have met if I behaved like that. On the contrary to popular belief, my ex for example thought I was too big and admired my strength more.

[King Shizzo]

the only thing missing is the ice machine next to the door

The capt. from Star Trek really upped the dose 

[Parker]

whores are attracted to arrogant and cocky men they cant help themselves

nice guys finish last

save humble for her parents if she is a keeper

Fixed, and he said nothing about nice guys...
Do you think real hardcore criminals go boasting about what they do or have done? No, because they would get caught. The quiet ones are who one should watch out for.

[Shockwave]

Fixed, and he said nothing about nice guys...
Do you think real hardcore criminals go boasting about what they do or have done? No, because they would get caught. The quiet ones are who one should watch out for.

Some do. But criminals today have a different mentality, they think its cool and part of their flash.

[Parker]

Some do. But criminals today have a different mentality, they think its cool and part of their flash.

Only a small, small minority. Ones who have done time for rape, murder, robbery, dealing big time weight the harder crimes---tend to be quiet (don't want to get caught again, or don't want attract attention to themselves) the stupid ones who don't care, and get caught again, act out.
Petty thieves, low end drug dealers, drug users---many times they act like they are King Kong...

I deal with them on the job. It never fails, the petty weed user or disorderly  wants to act big and bad---like a thug on tv. The dude who stabbed someone is cool as as cucumber.