Tight shirt on first date, yay or ney?

[Nirvana]

Dude, I swear, on all that's holy and on all my loved ones lives, she is NUTS. I will prove that by voice recording her next time when she talks and the ensuing sounds that follow. This has to be heard to be believed. She was willing to let me do that last night but my iPhone had no battery. Wanted to boys at work to hear it as they would never believe me otherwise. She's into being submissive. Being used. Last night, and I swear this on my mother's life, was the first time ever in my 31 years alive I told a girl 'sorry love, I don't do that'. 'That' being, throat fucking her until tears and saliva run down her face .. for starters .. and then choking her until she's pretty much unresponsive .. and then spit on her face all the while. Yes, these were her words. I just couldn't do that to a woman. She was like 'awwww'. Anal is another thing I don't like giving to a woman after a few shitty experiences. 'Shove it in there James and then let me taste your cock'. So last night I done ATM for the first time as far as I remember. Her A and M before you guys here dig me out.  

Now, I got a pretty decent sized schlong (no, not posting pictures you fags) and she deepthroated me with ZERO issues. She choked a few times but never removed my cock from her mouth. I don't want to lie but I'm pretty sure she puked a bit while it was in there as I did feel a strange substance on my cock at one point ... and then a gulp.

I ended up on my back with my legs in the air and she working her tongue ... south. If you know what I mean. Went I busted my nuts I'm sure I passed out for a few seconds.

And she called all that a very light 'good girl' session. I doubt I can handle this broad in the long term. Another thin she said, and showed me, is a pic on her phone of a very hot Irish girl and asked me if I would like her to to lick the Irish girl's juice off my cock. I swear this in front of God and my family.

Go ahead now, call me a liar.  

sounds like a great person to raise kids with.

[Primemuscle]

The virgin is strong in you.  Take some life points from a wise man like me.

When a woman asks you to throat fuck her...you throat fuck her
When a woman asks you to analy rape her...you analy rape her
When a woman asks you to choke her...you choke her.

I don't see how hard that is.

You are surely an accomodating man. So, if a woman asks you to stab her with a knife, would you do it? If a woman asked you to cut off her leg, would you do it? If a woman asked you to pluck out her eyes, would you do it? Or, do you have limits?

[El Diablo Blanco]

You are surely an accomodating man. So, if a woman asks you to stab her with a knife, would you do it? If a woman asked you to cut off her leg, would you do it? If a woman asked you to pluck out her eyes, would you do it? Or, do you have limits?

We are talking about sex her buddy

[DroppingPlates]

sounds like a great person to raise kids with.

Kids are bad for your sex life

[James28]

I knocked it on the head guys. (that's British slang for fucking her off). Realized that I don't want someone that's had more cocks than a gay club cubicle. Spoke to her earlier and she's into all sorts of fucked up shit. Want to know one? She had her brother take pussy-pics of her whilst wearing lingerie. Maybe I'm too much of a straight shooter but that's too fucking weird for me. I had another date tonight (I meet them on Match before anyone asks) with a nice Welsh girl. So refreshing talking to someone intelligent, ambitious and a general all round good person. We went bar hopping in South West London and ended the night with a kiss. No tongue either. Just how I like it. I leave the sluts to you lot now.

C'mon then, let's hear the insults.  

[James28]

The virgin is strong in you.  Take some life points from a wise man like me.

When a woman asks you to throat fuck her...you throat fuck her
When a woman asks you to analy rape her...you analy rape her
When a woman asks you to choke her...you choke her.

I don't see how hard that is.

It's hard because somehow I was raised to NOT degrade women, however much they want it. Enough guys out there willing to do that shit, I'm not one of them.

[Primemuscle]

I knocked it on the head guys. (that's British slang for fucking her off). Realized that I don't want someone that's had more cocks than a gay club cubicle. Spoke to her earlier and she's into all sorts of fucked up shit. Want to know one? She had her brother take pussy-pics of her whilst wearing lingerie. Maybe I'm too much of a straight shooter but that's too fucking weird for me. I had another date tonight (I meet them on Match before anyone asks) with a nice Welsh girl. So refreshing talking to someone intelligent, ambitious and a general all round good person. We went bar hopping in South West London and ended the night with a kiss. No tongue either. Just how I like it. I leave the sluts to you lot now.

C'mon then, let's hear the insults.  

-No insult from me. I prefer women who deserve my respect also. Maybe that's why I am still with the woman I married 47 years ago. There is more to having a good life and a great relationship than just fucking. Guess that leaves more sluts for two less dudes.

[DroppingPlates]

I knocked it on the head guys. (that's British slang for fucking her off). Realized that I don't want someone that's had more cocks than a gay club cubicle. Spoke to her earlier and she's into all sorts of fucked up shit. Want to know one? She had her brother take pussy-pics of her whilst wearing lingerie. Maybe I'm too much of a straight shooter but that's too fucking weird for me. I had another date tonight (I meet them on Match before anyone asks) with a nice Welsh girl. So refreshing talking to someone intelligent, ambitious and a general all round good person. We went bar hopping in South West London and ended the night with a kiss. No tongue either. Just how I like it. I leave the sluts to you lot now.

C'mon then, let's hear the insults.  

Sounds good

[Raymondo]

ha ha ha I enjoy these posts by James28, it's like the honest, well-bred English lad feigning shock when perpetually confronted with deviant sexual requests from depraved European bints

[polychronopolous]

ha ha ha I enjoy these posts by James28, it's like the honest, well-bred English lad feigning shock when perpetually confronted with deviant sexual requests from depraved European bints

A solid up and coming poster, no doubt about it.

Polychronopolous approved.

[bigmc]

Dude, I swear, on all that's holy and on all my loved ones lives, she is NUTS. I will prove that by voice recording her next time when she talks and the ensuing sounds that follow. This has to be heard to be believed. She was willing to let me do that last night but my iPhone had no battery. Wanted to boys at work to hear it as they would never believe me otherwise. She's into being submissive. Being used. Last night, and I swear this on my mother's life, was the first time ever in my 31 years alive I told a girl 'sorry love, I don't do that'. 'That' being, throat fucking her until tears and saliva run down her face .. for starters .. and then choking her until she's pretty much unresponsive .. and then spit on her face all the while. Yes, these were her words. I just couldn't do that to a woman. She was like 'awwww'. Anal is another thing I don't like giving to a woman after a few shitty experiences. 'Shove it in there James and then let me taste your cock'. So last night I done ATM for the first time as far as I remember. Her A and M before you guys here dig me out.  

Now, I got a pretty decent sized schlong (no, not posting pictures you fags) and she deepthroated me with ZERO issues. She choked a few times but never removed my cock from her mouth. I don't want to lie but I'm pretty sure she puked a bit while it was in there as I did feel a strange substance on my cock at one point ... and then a gulp.

I ended up on my back with my legs in the air and she working her tongue ... south. If you know what I mean. Went I busted my nuts I'm sure I passed out for a few seconds.

And she called all that a very light 'good girl' session. I doubt I can handle this broad in the long term. Another thin she said, and showed me, is a pic on her phone of a very hot Irish girl and asked me if I would like her to to lick the Irish girl's juice off my cock. I swear this in front of God and my family.

Go ahead now, call me a liar.  

its funny how all the studs on here have phone issues just around the time they coud prove their shit

you go stud 

[James28]

I don't expect anyone to believe me. I realize it sounds ridiculous and way outlandish, but it's 100% true and there it is. I know I wouldn't have believed you either. But then again, I hear you have hips that 'don't lie' like Shakira's so maybe I would've believed you 

[James28]

-No insult from me. I prefer women who deserve my respect also. Maybe that's why I am still with the woman I married 47 years ago. There is more to having a good life and a great relationship than just fucking. Guess that leaves more sluts for two less dudes.

That's good. I respond far more favorably to educated and intelligent girls that's headstrong and have something to say. The lady I met last night I actually listened to rather than try to get a good measure of her bra size and whether she puts it about on the first date or not.

[bigmc]

I don't expect anyone to believe me. I realize it sounds ridiculous and way outlandish, but it's 100% true and there it is. I know I wouldn't have believed you either. But then again, I hear you have hips that 'don't lie' like Shakira's so maybe I would've believed you 

you are a pathetic lilar

desperate for validation on the internetz

be surprised if you have ever fucked anything

[James28]

you are a pathetic lilar

desperate for validation on the internetz

be surprised if you have ever fucked anything

You got fat hips  Shakira Shakira! 

[bigmc]

You got fat hips  Shakira Shakira! 

can you prove anything other than the fact you live with your mom

second rate sev imitations

you are awesome 

[DroppingPlates]

can you prove anything other than the fact you live with your mom

second rate sev imitations

you are awesome 

At least you proved yourself as a bitter moron. I haven't read a single value-adding post of you.

[BIG AL MCKECHNIE]

I had another date tonight (I meet them on Match before anyone asks) with a nice Welsh girl. So refreshing talking to someone intelligent, ambitious and a general all round good person.
C'mon then, let's hear the insults.  

I'm sorry James28 to expose you but you went a bit too far. Our American bros will not know this but there are NO intelligent Welsh girls. They are all as daft as brushes. You get a nice welcome in the Valley mind you.

[James28]

I'm sorry James28 to expose you but you went a bit too far. Our American bros will not know this but there are NO intelligent Welsh girls. They are all as daft as brushes. You get a nice welcome in the Valley mind you.

 

In her defense, her dad is English so she's at least half intelligent. But for real, she's quite lovely. We're going to Hurlingham tomorrow for a polo event. The Devil Horsemen are on display.

[James28]

can you prove anything other than the fact you live with your mom

second rate sev imitations

you are awesome 

I do live with Mother. Her name is Louise. I have the bedroom on the second floor, east wing.

And you still have hips that don't lie 

[DroppingPlates]

Going to a polo event, fucking LOL

[James28]

http://www.polointheparklondon.com/

Not sure what's funny about it. Really a good day out and very popular and always well supported. You should definitely try it.

[DroppingPlates]

http://www.polointheparklondon.com/

Not sure what's funny about it. Really a good day out and very popular and always well supported. You should definitely try it.

That's prob because you grew up in a country where it has a serious sport status. However, I love horses and nature in general. On of the things on my wish list, should I ever life in a less populated environment, is taking serious riding lessons. Right now, I can sit on a horse and ride, but that's about it, LOL

[bigmc]

At least you proved yourself as a bitter moron. I haven't read a single value-adding post of you.

sorry i havent got a clue who you are 

[DroppingPlates]

sorry i havent got a clue who you are 

And I prefer to keep it like that..