Author Topic: Has any IFBB star ever got more pussy than this man? (Read 4968 times)

BigCyp · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:12:25 AM »

gayer than a skinny lemon muffin with poppyseed finish, 2 white chocolate spermacciatos - one to slurp in the toilet and the other to take out and feed your 16 year old sex boy hidden under the stairs.

Stark · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:13:27 AM »

Quote from: jephrius on May 31, 2012, 09:10:37 AM

who is this stud?

bigmc · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:14:09 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on May 31, 2012, 09:12:25 AM

gayer than a skinny lemon muffin with poppyseed finish, 2 white chocolate spermacciatos - one to slurp in the toilet and the other to take out and feed your 16 year old sex boy hidden under the stairs.

ha ha yes cyp are you saying that jephallus is openly stating his love of the cock

GigantorX · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:18:49 AM »

Quote from: Stark on May 31, 2012, 09:13:27 AM

who is this stud?

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!

DAVID LEE ROTH!

King Shizzo · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:20:44 AM »

Quote from: GigantorX on May 31, 2012, 09:18:49 AM

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!

DAVID LEE ROTH!

I know right!

Shockwave · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:22:04 AM »

Quote from: GigantorX on May 31, 2012, 09:18:49 AM

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!

DAVID LEE ROTH!

This.
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

BigCyp · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:22:09 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on May 31, 2012, 09:14:09 AM

ha ha yes cyp are you saying that jephallus is openly stating his love of the cock

Hahaha what i'm saying bigmc is that je suis homo has furiously descended upon more poles than Hitler in WW2!

Papper · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:23:28 AM »

Lol at "ifbb star"

bigmc · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:23:54 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on May 31, 2012, 09:22:09 AM

Hahaha what i'm saying bigmc is that je suis homo has furiously descended upon more poles than Hitler in WW2!

yes cyp jeintheanus has obviously polished more wood than the average carpenter

viking1 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:25:21 AM »

Quote from: papercut on May 31, 2012, 09:23:28 AM

Lol at "ifbb star"

BigCyp · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:28:49 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on May 31, 2012, 09:23:54 AM

yes cyp jeintheanus has obviously polished more wood than the average carpenter

I would hazard a guess, that he is no stranger to the taste of pillow stuffing!

Shockwave · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:31:06 AM »

bigmc · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:31:59 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on May 31, 2012, 09:28:49 AM

I would hazard a guess, that he is no stranger to the taste of pillow stuffing!

yes cyp his pillows are full of bitemarks and muffled screams he is quite the twink

Jaime · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:32:51 AM »

Gayer than gyrating around half naked on a stage wearing lipgloss and a perm and stroking a microphone.

Edit, gayness factor offset by thousands of slain poontang.

gracie bjj · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:34:03 AM »

he got his share, van halens early stuff is still cranked on my car stereo

aint talkin bout love
running with the devil
dance the night away
and the cradle will rock
dead or alive

Anglo · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:34:28 AM »

Case closed

Mitch · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2012, 10:37:06 AM »

Quote from: Stark on May 31, 2012, 09:13:27 AM

who is this stud?

It's simply not possible you've never heard about him.

Fortress · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2012, 10:59:10 AM »

Dave is such a legendary pussy-player it's incredible.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2012, 11:07:12 AM »

Dave Mirza Roth laid down the law like nobody's business.

RocketSwitch625 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2012, 11:59:50 AM »

I like the music of Van Halen but has there ever been a more embarrassing live performance than this?

_bruce_ · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:04:14 PM »

Quote from: RocketSwitch625 on May 31, 2012, 11:59:50 AM

I like the music of Van Halen but has there ever been a more embarrassing live performance than this?

Totally out of context(wrong decade) - just cruel to watch.

arce1988 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:10:22 PM »

He has always acted so flaming gay...

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #23 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:40:23 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on May 31, 2012, 02:10:22 PM

He has always acted so flaming gay...

Its wasn't an act. Anyone who's seen VH in person recently, can see the guy is basically out of the closet. He's also said to have been living with a man for years now. Back in the early 80's, people thought Elton John was a straight man getting a boatload of pussy.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:47:23 PM »

I remember one Sunday night—which was usually gay night—I get this phone call from downstairs: ‘Some guy David is asking for you. He has long hair and says he’s in a band called Van Halen?’ Oh my God. That’s David Lee Roth. He comes upstairs going, ‘Dude, why wouldn’t they let me in?’ I’m like, ‘It’s gay night, man. They don’t listen to your music. They don’t know who you are.’?

—Mark Frieser, the 1980s doorman at Limelight, recalling an experience with Roth