Because god wants it
god doesnt like to be tested /tempted it says so in the biblegod doesnt like testsnor did we when we were in schoolthis man was a fool to give god a test, god didnt want to be botherd with that shit
You also forgot this one:God is too stupid to know how to do any sort of manual labor. Its true.
Derek Anthony used to brag about how he could handle schmoe cock without getting bitten. We saw how that turned out...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pastor-killed-in-rattlesnake-attack-during-church-service.htmlMark “Mack” Wolford, 44, was well-known across the US state of Virginia for his lively church services, which included handling dangerous snakes in a ‘test of faith’. But the pastor died after being bitten by a rattlesnake he had owned for years, mirroring the death of his own father in 1983. Holding an outdoor service in which serpents where passed around among church members, Wolford was bitten in the thigh by a yellow rattlesnake as he sat on the floor next to it. The service was quickly disbanded as the pastor was taken to family member’s house to recover, but he later died in hospital from poisoning.Wolford had been bitten on three previous occasions, but did not seek medical attention as he regarded the injury as a test of faith. “He helped me to understand the faith instead of just documenting it,” photographer and eyewitness Lauren Pond told the Washington Post. “He was one of the most open pastors I’ve ever met. He was a friend and a teacher.”.
