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http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/wannabe-incredible-hulk-used-green-industrial-paint-that-wouldnt-come-off.html

Paulo Henrique dos Santos, a pool attendant from Brazil, wanted so much to impersonate the Incredible Hulk for a local running event that he painted himself with green industrial paint. He later found out the paint won’t come off no matter how hard he scrubbed.

I always thought becoming a superhero was hard, but a young Brazilian Hulk fan proves it’s returning to human form that’s really tricky. According to Brazilian news site Globo Extra, 35-year-old Paulo Henrique dos Santos achieved celebrity status in the Villa Cruzeiro favela of Rio Janeiro, after he covered himself in green industrial paint, only to realize it won’t wash off. His intention was to dress up as the popular superhero for a running event, but since shops didn’t have the brand of paint he normally used, this “genius” decided to go with industrial paint normally used for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.

When it was time to remove the green paint, dos Santos noticed that no matter how hard he scrubbed, it would not wash off. He took 20 baths in two days, desperate to remove his improvised Hulk costume, but had no success. As if the embarrassed of having all his neighbors laugh at him as he walked around his neighborhood  wasn’t enough, photos of him and his mother trying to remove the paint went viral on the Internet. He was also forced to sleep in a room filled with plastic bags and feared the industrial paint could cause lead poisoning.

Lucky for Paulo, this story has a happy ending. After a whole team of family and friends scrubbed him for 24 hours, the man finally succeeded in removing the green paint. Despite everything he had to go through, the wannabe Hulk says he doesn’t regret the incident…



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Nirvana

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epic putting the green skin ahead of the muscles

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Brazil! Who wudda thunk.
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ritch

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LOL, was probably all red for days from having his skin rubbed like that... It was probably that synthol guy we all know.
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Enjoy getting cancer from all of the asbestos chemicals in that paint. Dummy.

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  • Pretty sure he isn't in Ibiza getting the girls

Mawse

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can't be from Brazil, I don't see any horrifically applied SEO in his arms or delts.

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Green industrial paint and a toilet brush - great props for guest posing. I think they would go great together with Branch Warrens posing and help the sport become more mainstream.  8)


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Rubbed raw of peace

Army of One

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Green(of)Peace

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What a fucking maroon !!  ;D

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Using a toilet brush to clean him haha

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What I'm curious to know is if he was able to sweat at all with that paint on him.. seems like it's a fairly solid paint. I'm no doctor but I wouldn't exactly recommend doing anything physically exhausting while covered in industrial paint.
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What I'm curious to know is if he was able to sweat at all with that paint on him.. seems like it's a fairly solid paint. I'm no doctor but I wouldn't exactly recommend doing anything physically exhausting while covered in industrial paint.

The doctor noted this and advised his wife not to make him angry.

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lovemonkey

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The doctor noted this and advised his wife not to make him angry.

Are you implying that that his wife put out for the first time in years?
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it's not easy being green

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epic putting the green skin ahead of the muscles

Lol.

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well at least he is not black anymore.

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he must take a bath in paint thinner
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can't be from Brazil, I don't see any horrifically applied SEO in his arms or delts.

guy's natural that's why
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it's not easy being green
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