I hate the taste of dark beer. I hate how it makes you feel full.
I don't know why people always make fun of light beer, it just has less calories, still the same alcohol.
When you are planning on drinking 24 of them, it really doesn't matter if it is low cal or not.
I just find them to be more refreshing, like I am having a cold glass of water that is getting me hammered at the same time.
Guiness makes me feel like I just had a meal, and I won't even be buzzed yet.