Here is a story for you, fellas.
My wife and I plus 2 other couples (all good friends since college, no orgies, sorry.) went to a resort in Mexico for vacation last summer. Well, the guys and I went out one of the nights to get loaded, wander around and try to find some blow. We are sitting at a bar near the pool and we start chatting about this or that and "bath salts" gets brought up. My friend was taken aback that all the kids are getting high on something like "bath salts". Well, we thought he knew that the stuff wasn't actually real "bath salts" but something you can buy at a record store or whatever and it's just a name it's called. Well...my buddy says "hey, I gotta go back to my room for a sec and get some cash to tip with, be back in 10min". Upon his return he has a pained looked on his face, a runny nose and he isn't happy. We ask him whats up and he says, "Man, I snorted the bath salts and nothing happened, did I do it right?". We all had a good laugh at his expense. In case you were wondering we did actually find some coke that night from a resort worker in a golf cart.
Good times.