Anybody? Any funny stories?
My buddy had to shit as soon as he and his girl left the restaurant on their first date. He held it in for like a 40 minute car ride. Got to her house and walked her to the door where he said he rushed through a quick makeout session, made up an excuse, and waddled back to his car. As soon as he bent at the waist to sit down in his drivers seat, he shit himself, as he was sitting down. He looks up, casually, to see if she is looking. And she is satnding there waving and watching him. So, he doesnt let on that anything happened. Sits in his shit, and drives away. He said he pulled behind the first gas station convenience store and took off his shitty pants and underwear and tossed them in the dumpster. The only thing he had in his car to replace his pants was a hefty bag black trash bag. So, he pokes two leg holes in the bag and drives home, wearing a trash bag diaper. The worst part is we were like 23 or so and the guy lived with his parents still. He was horrified when he got home and his parents were still up and playing cards with the neighbors and having drinks. He had to get his dads attention through the window and have him bring him pants outside and a towel. He hosed off the shit that was caked on, put on his pants and tried to sleep off his shame. We still call him shitbag to this day.