The Hamptons is class warfare at its finest, you have the uber-rich, old money in their beach estates, and six million guidos and jerkoffs from The island, Brooklyn and Queens that invade the town every summer. I hated the Hamptons, more ignorant jerkoffs per square inch than you can shake a stick at, and you had zero breathing room
Fire Island was the way to go for me. much more relaxed and not as many idiots, probably because you can only get there by boat or ferry