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Bruce Patterson
« on: June 09, 2012, 01:20:48 PM »
WTF!!! Does this guy have the worst calves in bodybuilding history?

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2012, 01:25:55 PM »
He always struck me as a poor man's Craig Titus. I got them confused more than a few times in their early years.

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2012, 01:26:25 PM »
Some oil in his calves, and he can top-3 a masters show

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2012, 01:27:33 PM »
nobody with such calves should be on a stage? What was  he hoping to accomplish in that show other than spending 20grand and coming home empty handed?
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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2012, 01:44:51 PM »
I'm sure his efforts were well "sponsored"

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2012, 01:49:47 PM »
Use to look good. :/

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2012, 01:57:22 PM »
come on......while not in his prime he doesn't look fucking bad

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2012, 02:09:16 PM »
I remember this guy being hyped by musclemag, but that was eons ago! Seems he's still up to his neck in gear. At his age this does not seem like a good idea...

(Of course he looks fabulous compared to a "normal" man of about his age)

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2012, 02:10:40 PM »
Still  can't get over them weak calves, he should do wheelchair bb'in shows.
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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2012, 02:20:21 PM »
The guy was always world class.....other than his calves.


Never could piece it together why he didn't make more of an impact on professional bodybuilding.

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2012, 02:25:56 PM »
Patterson wasn't really...well....."natural".......get it ?     ;D ;D

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2012, 02:36:19 PM »
he looks like a juiced up retard with disproportionately small calves

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2012, 02:57:17 PM »
The guy was always world class.....other than his calves.


Never could piece it together why he didn't make more of an impact on professional bodybuilding.

Gay porn killed his BB career.  :(

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2012, 03:05:22 PM »
http://www.nowhavefun.com/celebritypictures/d/32297-1/56+Bruce+Patterson+photo.jpg

 Always hiding the calves...


 but gay porn is what really killed his ifbb career...

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2012, 03:45:11 PM »
Gay porn killed his BB career.  :(

yet look at Kai Green and what he has won.

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2012, 03:49:58 PM »
yet look at Kai Green and what he has won.

Kai doesnt suck cock or take it in the ass

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2012, 03:53:15 PM »
Kai doesnt suck cock or take it in the ass

hope this helps

i don't know exactly what either did, i didn't watch any of their non-bodybuilding activity.  i have only read that Kai has done some very pornographic things on the internet with gay themes.

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2012, 03:57:01 PM »
I remember this guy being hyped by musclemag, but that was eons ago! Seems he's still up to his neck in gear. At his age this does not seem like a good idea...

(Of course he looks fabulous compared to a "normal" man of about his age)
Any guy that uses the word fabulous should hand in his man card.  Just busting balls.  These older guys juicing should have their head examined. I've been a bodybuilding fan since I was a kid living by Weider head quarters so it's been a long time. Now I've seen the light after so many years. I'd rather have a physique of a real athlete than a bodybuilder.

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2012, 04:34:01 PM »
body looks odd now, how old is he? Looks about 60

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2012, 04:44:59 PM »
body looks odd now, how old is he? Looks about 60

39 is his claimed age.

His website also promises -

110 Streaming Shows!
Over 70 HOURS!
NAKED STREAMS
and BIG HARD BODY!

Seems Chris Thunder Patterson is a busy fellow. I remember when he and Chris Duffy were outed at the same time. It might of been different if it happened now, and they were able to get out infront of the story, but back then, they were toast.....

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2012, 04:45:19 PM »
Dude "blows".
Looks like a hills have eyes candidate.
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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2012, 04:49:52 PM »
Gay porn killed his BB career.  :(

He sucked off fellow competitors instead of the usual judges or Joe Weider?  :o

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2012, 04:51:29 PM »
He's starting to make a name for himself in real estate sales here in Halifax.

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2012, 05:27:49 PM »
body looks odd now, how old is he? Looks about 60
60 is a bit of an exaggeration.....Believe he was born in the early 70s.

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Re: Bruce Patterson
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2012, 05:53:45 PM »
Any guy that uses the word fabulous should hand in his man card.  Just busting balls.  These older guys juicing should have their head examined. I've been a bodybuilding fan since I was a kid living by Weider head quarters so it's been a long time. Now I've seen the light after so many years. I'd rather have a physique of a real athlete than a bodybuilder.

You should be on this website then instead of getbig.

http://www.richardsimmons.com/j15/index.php