Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman been chased by the Germans in the war. They run into a barn and the Englishman decides they should all hide inside sacks. The Germans rush up to the first sack and prod it with their machete and the Englishman responds, "miaoooow, miaoooww"..."Ah just a sack of kittens", says the German. They poke the Scotsman's sack and he responds, "woof, woof"....."Ah, just a sack of puppies." Finally they poke the Irishman's sack, "Potatoes."