Author Topic: Man arrested for having sex w Teddy Bear for 4th time. (Read 6185 times)

Soul Crusher · « **on:** June 18, 2012, 07:42:54 AM »

Charles Marshall Accused Of Having Sex With Teddy Bear For Fourth Time

Posted: 06/16/2012 9:46 am Updated: 06/16/2012 9:46 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/16/charles-marshall-teddy-bear_n_1602294.html

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Once, twice, three times a lady. But four times with a teddy bear?

Charles Marshall of Cincinnati is accused of having sex with a teddy bear for the fourth time in the past two years, according to the Smoking Gun.

Marshall was arrested Wednesday after employees at a health clinic saw him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.

Marshall has three previous convictions for either public indecency or disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. This latest time he was hit with a disorderly conduct charge.

The Daily Mail notes that it's unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.

Cracked explains that people who are aroused by teddy bears can be diagnosed with Ursusagalmatophilia.

"This is also known as Plushophilia in some circles, although this term includes any stuffed animal and is not specific to teddy bears," Cracked notes.

Borracho · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:46:58 AM »

Its obvious that guy should be in a mental institution not in prison.

Look at his face...he's fucking retarded!

King Shizzo · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:47:17 AM »

Care Bears of peace.

Megalodon · « **Reply #3 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:48:48 AM »

Unbearably grizzly crime.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #4 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:51:58 AM »

Quote from: Megalodon on June 18, 2012, 07:48:48 AM

Unbearably grizzly crime.

Nice. I heard the stuffed animal was bearly legal.

the trainer · « **Reply #5 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:14:58 AM »

So the guy wants to fuck a teddy bear he is not harming anybody they should just warn him to do it in his house.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:17:37 AM »

Quote from: Megalodon on June 18, 2012, 07:48:48 AM

Unbearably grizzly crime.

Polarizing fellow.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:27:04 AM »

Guess the color

Peas of Religion

Plushophilia? He won't recover

gracie bjj · « **Reply #8 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:29:55 AM »

maybe he cant afford a blow up doll

on the bright side it aint like hes molesting live bear cubs. the prices of blow up dolls have really skyrocketed these days, especially the really good ones. i dont have one though

Hawk · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:36:12 AM »

Quote from: 333386 on June 18, 2012, 07:42:54 AM

Charles Marshall Accused Of Having Sex With Teddy Bear For Fourth Time

Posted: 06/16/2012 9:46 am Updated: 06/16/2012 9:46 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/16/charles-marshall-teddy-bear_n_1602294.html

Video, Charles Marshall, Charles Marshall Arrested, Charles Marshall Teddy Bear, Man Has Sex With Stuffed Bear, Man Has Sex With Teddy Bear, Man Has Sex With Teddy Bear For Fourth Time, Teddy Bear Sex, Weird News

Once, twice, three times a lady. But four times with a teddy bear?

Charles Marshall of Cincinnati is accused of having sex with a teddy bear for the fourth time in the past two years, according to the Smoking Gun.

Marshall was arrested Wednesday after employees at a health clinic saw him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.

Marshall has three previous convictions for either public indecency or disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. This latest time he was hit with a disorderly conduct charge.

The Daily Mail notes that it's unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.

Cracked explains that people who are aroused by teddy bears can be diagnosed with Ursusagalmatophilia.

"This is also known as Plushophilia in some circles, although this term includes any stuffed animal and is not specific to teddy bears," Cracked notes.

How do you manage to have 88,000 posts?

Is that a typo? You must have been here from the beginning of the internet. lol

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #10 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:38:39 AM »

Quote from: 333386 on June 18, 2012, 07:42:54 AM

Charles Marshall Accused Of Having Sex With Teddy Bear For Fourth Time

Posted: 06/16/2012 9:46 am Updated: 06/16/2012 9:46 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/16/charles-marshall-teddy-bear_n_1602294.html

Video, Charles Marshall, Charles Marshall Arrested, Charles Marshall Teddy Bear, Man Has Sex With Stuffed Bear, Man Has Sex With Teddy Bear, Man Has Sex With Teddy Bear For Fourth Time, Teddy Bear Sex, Weird News

Once, twice, three times a lady. But four times with a teddy bear?

Charles Marshall of Cincinnati is accused of having sex with a teddy bear for the fourth time in the past two years, according to the Smoking Gun.

Marshall was arrested Wednesday after employees at a health clinic saw him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.

Marshall has three previous convictions for either public indecency or disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. This latest time he was hit with a disorderly conduct charge.

The Daily Mail notes that it's unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.

Cracked explains that people who are aroused by teddy bears can be diagnosed with Ursusagalmatophilia.

"This is also known as Plushophilia in some circles, although this term includes any stuffed animal and is not specific to teddy bears," Cracked notes.

Who give a shit....teddy bear or blow up doll...what difference does it make....as long as he's not banging little children

King Shizzo · « **Reply #11 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:50:05 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on June 18, 2012, 08:38:39 AM

Who give a shit....teddy bear or blow up doll...what difference does it make....as long as he's not banging little children

It kind of changes things when he is stuffing a teddy bear in a public alley. What happens if a couple of kids walk by and see that?

Howard · « **Reply #12 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:59:15 AM »

;DOk now, time to fess up. How many getbiggers also enjoy the fuzzy wuzzy bear booty?

Parker · « **Reply #13 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:00:42 AM »

guess after he was through with the Teddy bear, it became a "Gummy Bear".

Tito24 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:07:20 AM »

no surprise hes black, white guys dont fuck teddy bears

gracie bjj · « **Reply #15 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:46:58 AM »

While I was researching this I came across references to Nazi sex dolls and found out that Hitler had ordered them to be made," Donald told The Sun. "As ever, more troops were laid low by disease than by bullets. Syphilis was a problem Hitler was aware of and he was rumored to have suffered from it himself."

Whether or not the dolls were fit to compete with women working the streets and sheets of Paris we'll never know -- the infamous Dresden bombings destroyed the sex doll factories.

Nails · « **Reply #16 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:48:41 AM »

T-Bone at it again

G_Thang · « **Reply #17 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:50:15 AM »

America is going to shit. I'm not talking about him doing a teddy bear; I'm talking about him getting arrested for it. People are getting arrested for all types of bullshit!

Parker · « **Reply #18 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:53:58 AM »

You just know he had to be rockin this song when he was caught...

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kevinf · « **Reply #19 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:00:22 AM »

seems like the type of guy who like bearback sex

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:11:44 AM »

Quote from: kevinf on June 18, 2012, 10:00:22 AM

seems like the type of guy who like bearback sex

Howard · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:13:51 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on June 18, 2012, 10:11:44 AM

Hey Vince ! How goes it and any shows in the not so distant future?
Are you heading on over for the nationals this NOV in ATL?

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:16:54 AM »

Quote from: gracie bjj on June 18, 2012, 08:29:55 AM

maybe he cant afford a blow up doll on the bright side it aint like hes molesting live bear cubs. the prices of blow up dolls have really skyrocketed these days, especially the really good ones. i dont have one though

Why not make a doll out of Watermelon? Isn't that cheaper?

Just drill a hole in the Watermelon and celebrate with some KFC and Purple Drank afterwards.

pedro01 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:17:14 AM »

Quote from: Hawk on June 18, 2012, 08:36:12 AM

How do you manage to have 88,000 posts?

Is that a typo? You must have been here from the beginning of the internet. lol

His total gets reset every day....

Fortress · « **Reply #24 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:19:13 AM »

Quote from: Parker on June 18, 2012, 09:00:42 AM

Guess after he was through with the teddy bear, it became a "Gummy Bear".

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