Author Topic: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Read 3003 times)

Irongrip400 · « **on:** June 18, 2012, 07:12:37 PM »

Seriously, I'm watching "The Killing" (great show) and there is a preview for Abe Lincoln vampire hunter. All I have to say is, Wow. Is that what entertainment has come to? Vampires are the "hot" thing now, so they exploit this fad and ring every dollar they can out of it? I could say something about international Jewry but won't.

Shockwave · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:13:48 PM »

Yeah... about that.....

daddy8ball · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:14:24 PM »

Hitler would frown on this...that's for sure!

wes · « **Reply #3 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:39:59 PM »

I`m a huge horror fan but just the title of this makes me want to avoid it like the plague.

I bet it sucks bigtime and appeals mostly to the teen audience.

Cashfan · « **Reply #4 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:12:30 PM »

I dont know Westhuseluh, the idea of those faggoty fucking fucking vampires from the Twilight series meeting thier demise at the hands of our republic's savior has a certain appeal to this Getbigger. If they throw in some topless women and a couple posedowns, I'll certainly be going to see it.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #5 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:24:49 PM »

Quote from: wes on June 18, 2012, 07:39:59 PM

I`m a huge horror fan but just the title of this makes me want to avoid it like the plague.

I bet it sucks bigtime and appeals mostly to the teen audience.

Something tells me it's going to be a good movie. Just because the premise is SO fucking farfetched, I'm thinking they had a really kick ass story for a studio to even green light something that is so fucked up sounding.

or it's the worst movie ever made...LOL

SomeKindofMonster · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:28:31 PM »

30 Days of Night was a newer spin on Vampires
and my favorite type of vampire movie by far.

Nirvana · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:40:19 PM »

for sure a corny title and idea, butt could still be a badass movie (not saying it will be, in fact it probably won't)

tommywishbone · « **Reply #8 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:41:00 PM »

I carpooled to school with Abraham Lincoln.

evandatp · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:40:41 AM »

Quote from: Cashfan on June 18, 2012, 08:12:30 PM

I dont know Westhuseluh,

Oh, how I lol'ed.

BIG ACH · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:48:52 AM »

When I first heard the name of this movie I was in shock and thought it seemed so dumb.... But after seeing the trailer, it actually doesn't look that bad at all!

Army of One · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:49:39 AM »

Terrible film idea, may as well make JFK:UFC Fighter next

bigkubby · « **Reply #12 on:** June 19, 2012, 02:13:09 AM »

the lost boys was the all time best hands down!!!

wes · « **Reply #13 on:** June 19, 2012, 03:09:48 AM »

Quote from: SomeKindofMonster on June 18, 2012, 09:28:31 PM

30 Days of Night was a newer spin on Vampires
and my favorite type of vampire movie by far.

^^^I loved this movie...........sequel,not so much.

Quote from: evandatp on June 19, 2012, 12:40:41 AM

Oh, how I lol'ed.

Westhuseluh.......I got a chuckle out of that one too...............origin al,never heard it before.

Makes me laugh,and cry on the inside at the same time.

gracie bjj · « **Reply #14 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:15:31 AM »

30 days of night was awesome, i got the dvd

i liked fright night from the mid 80,s also.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #15 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:18:43 AM »

Too bad a vampire didn't take him out before he launched the War of Northern Aggression.

Option D · « **Reply #16 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:28:30 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 19, 2012, 06:18:43 AM

Too bad a vampire didn't take him out before he launched the War of Northern Aggression.

Yeah, his apointment of General Sherman........Pure genious.

He went through the south and kicked the teeth of those traitor Johnny Rebs... well what teeth they had left...
Then burned the shit to the ground...

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #17 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:38:31 AM »

Quote from: Option D on June 19, 2012, 06:28:30 AM

Yeah, his apointment of General Sherman........Pure genious.

He went through the south and kicked the teeth of those traitor Johnny Rebs... well what teeth they had left...
Then burned the shit to the ground...

Sherman was a terrorist.

manuelsonn · « **Reply #18 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:39:12 AM »

pure crap

BigCyp · « **Reply #19 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:42:00 AM »

I think i'll stick to Dusk Till Dawn.

gracie bjj · « **Reply #20 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:42:23 AM »

im gonna take a ride to gettysburg and check it out soon, im gonna take the ghost tour

CalvinH · « **Reply #21 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:44:07 AM »

Pretty sure Wes remembers hearing the stories about Lincoln vividly

Krankenstein · « **Reply #22 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:45:10 AM »

Quote from: irongrip400 on June 18, 2012, 07:12:37 PM

Seriously, I'm watching "The Killing" (great show) and there is a preview for Abe Lincoln vampire hunter. All I have to say is, Wow. Is that what entertainment has come to? Vampires are the "hot" thing now, so they exploit this fad and ring every dollar they can out of it? I could say something about international Jewry but won't.

Just an FYI....vampires, zombies, werewolves, westerns, doomsday/apocalypse type of things (movies, tv, etc) are all recycled....the genre of each become hot...then cool down, then are brought back. Its an ebb/flow type of thing. Someone will come up with a little 'twist' on each thing...then many other jump on the cashcow bandwagon until it dies down.

Perfect example? Think matrix effects....then all the movies using that....then it died down. Then the whole 300-like thing...that is dying down.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #23 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:45:50 AM »

The occult was quite a big deal in the 19th century. There was actual panic about vampirism and it's implications for Christianity. Lincoln and other legislators often gave speeches about laws and measures being taken to solve the problem since it kept the support of the voting public even though they were tired of the war.

Can't believe you guys never heard this about The Father of Our Country. The guy was born poor in a log cabin which he built with his own hands and went on to save the whole country ffs.

orion · « **Reply #24 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:49:13 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on June 19, 2012, 06:44:07 AM

Pretty sure Wes remembers hearing the stories about Lincoln vividly

I heard he was in the audience when Lincoln got shot.