Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper

[Mclovin]

So I went out for a few drinks this Friday and ended up at the stripclub by myself. Anyway, I talk to this stripper for like 2 hours and blow about $700 or so. Then she tells me how she thinks I am really cool and wants to hang out with me, so I give her my number. I figured she would never call but she calls that night after I get home and like 3 times the next morning before I wake up. She says she had a great time with me and wants to take me out to eat. Well anyway, we end up going to the mall and before I know it, she talks me into buying her a bunch of clothes. Then that night, we go out to eat and then to a bar with her and some of her friends, and I end up being out another couple hundred dollars. So at this point, I know she is just trying to get my money but she keeps calling and texting me all the time and tell me how much she wants to hang out. Plus I looked her name up online and saw where she has been arrested a few times for theft and stuff like that. I just can't believe I was this big of an idiot.

[Mclovin]

Oh, she did have a good physique by the way, so this is bodybuilding related.

[Hulkotron]

So I went out for a few drinks this Friday and ended up at the stripclub by myself. Anyway, I talk to this stripper for like 2 hours and blow about $700 or so.

The hell is wrong with you?

[Mclovin]

Well, I went to the ATM and took out $400 and thought I was getting change back but never did and then sort of just forgot about it until I looked in my wallet and realized I had no money left.

[Parker]

The hell is wrong with you?

A gimmick? Sadly, there are guys like this who aren't ballas.

[Mclovin]

I'm normally not this stupid but it is hard to say no to a hot girl, and she was very persuasive.

[Krankenstein]

So I went out for a few drinks this Friday and ended up at the stripclub by myself. Anyway, I talk to this stripper for like 2 hours and blow about $700 or so. Then she tells me how she thinks I am really cool and wants to hang out with me, so I give her my number. I figured she would never call but she calls that night after I get home and like 3 times the next morning before I wake up. She says she had a great time with me and wants to take me out to eat. Well anyway, we end up going to the mall and before I know it, she talks me into buying her a bunch of clothes. Then that night, we go out to eat and then to a bar with her and some of her friends, and I end up being out another couple hundred dollars. So at this point, I know she is just trying to get my money but she keeps calling and texting me all the time and tell me how much she wants to hang out. Plus I looked her name up online and saw where she has been arrested a few times for theft and stuff like that. I just can't believe I was this big of an idiot.

You should change your screen name from Mclovin to McATM.

You sir are not an idiot....but a serious naive twat.  What monkey gets 'talked' into spending that much money.  For $700 you could have had a nice hooker....or at least 2 half way decent ones at the same time.  Wow.....even better....you could have spent $500 at bar and taken home two chicks that would have done you and you would then not be posting on GetBig what a sucker you are.

[gmflex]

Did you at least get laid?

[Krankenstein]

Well, I went to the ATM and took out $400 and thought I was getting change back but never did and then sort of just forgot about it until I looked in my wallet and realized I had no money left.

Your only hope is to have her come by after her shift....then give her some GHB....take whatever money she has, put her in a cab and tell the driver to take her home.

Oh and GM...if he had gotten laid he would have mentioned it.....but even if he did...he spent $1000 on that pussy...Ummm....waste of money

[Mclovin]

You should change your screen name from Mclovin to McATM.

You sir are not an idiot....but a serious naive twat.  What monkey gets 'talked' into spending that much money.  For $700 you could have had a nice hooker....or at least 2 half way decent ones at the same time.  Wow.....even better....you could have spent $500 at bar and taken home two chicks that would have done you and you would then not be posting on GetBig what a sucker you are.

Lol, I know. I was pissed last night and thought about just bailing and leaving here there but I just decided I would make it through this one night and then cut off ties with her. It is one thing to blow some money at a strip club, but to actually meet up with a stripper the next day to hang out and waste even more money....don't know what I was thinking. This is the first time I have really ever been hustled for money like this though, so I guess I was just naive.

[gmflex]

Your only hope is to have her come by after her shift....then give her some GHB....take whatever money she has, put her in a cab and tell the driver to take her home.

Oh and GM...if he had gotten laid he would have mentioned it.....but even if he did...he spent $1000 on that pussy...Ummm....waste of money

Lmao
 

[Mclovin]

Your only hope is to have her come by after her shift....then give her some GHB....take whatever money she has, put her in a cab and tell the driver to take her home.

Oh and GM...if he had gotten laid he would have mentioned it.....but even if he did...he spent $1000 on that pussy...Ummm....waste of money

You are correct...I did not get laid. That is the main reason I went to hang out with her again yesterday. I figured she must be wanting to hook up

[Mclovin]

I don't know how I'm going to recover from this though. I was so pissed off at myself last night that I couldn't sleep.

[gmflex]

You have to get laid
 

Only way you feel better after wasting so much money  

[Irongrip400]

So I went out for a few drinks this Friday and ended up at the stripclub by myself. Anyway, I talk to this stripper for like 2 hours and blow about $700 or so. Then she tells me how she thinks I am really cool and wants to hang out with me, so I give her my number. I figured she would never call but she calls that night after I get home and like 3 times the next morning before I wake up. She says she had a great time with me and wants to take me out to eat. Well anyway, we end up going to the mall and before I know it, she talks me into buying her a bunch of clothes. Then that night, we go out to eat and then to a bar with her and some of her friends, and I end up being out another couple hundred dollars. So at this point, I know she is just trying to get my money but she keeps calling and texting me all the time and tell me how much she wants to hang out. Plus I looked her name up online and saw where she has been arrested a few times for theft and stuff like that. I just can't believe I was this big of an idiot.

You are the reason I get free lap dances. They get $1,000 from you, nothing from me, and justify it to themselves by averaging $500 per dude. Thanks bro.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

So let me get this straight, you eat the pussy of whores?

[Krankenstein]

You are correct...I did not get laid. That is the main reason I went to hang out with her again yesterday. I figured she must be wanting to hook up

Dear lord...

When you see a stripper you think:


A stripper sees you and what do they see:


Learn this...live this....know this....

Unless you have SERIOUS mad game...have dispensable money...or have some sort of clout....the above will serve you well for the rest of your life.

[Mclovin]

You are the reason I get free lap dances. They get $1,000 from you, nothing from me, and justify it to themselves by averaging $500 per dude. Thanks bro.

Welcome.

[Mclovin]

Dear lord...

When you see a stripper you think:


A stripper sees you and what do they see:


Learn this...live this....know this....

Unless you have SERIOUS mad game...have dispensable money...or have some sort of clout....the above will serve you well for the rest of your life.

Good advice...I will never make this mistake again.

[littleboyblue]

why would you even say "stalked?"  she marked you as a passive bottom -bitch the minute you walked in the club, moron.  you're nothing but a stupid trick to this girl. "stalked,".....LMAO!!!!

[muscularny]

hahaha when a stripper sees a guy come into a strip club what she sees is a complete and utter fool, when she sees you spend money she confirms you are a retard

please find non stripper puz

[kh300]

So I went out for a few drinks this Friday and ended up at the stripclub by myself.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=429325.0

[calfzilla]

So you learnd that whores want your money, what a revelation.

[ChristopherA]

Poor trolling. You sound like a tool

[Mclovin]

Poor trolling. You sound like a tool

I wish I was just trolling.