Author Topic: Mother breaks up 15y/o in gym tanning bed from scoring w 24 y/o chick.  (Read 8529 times)

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Cock Blocking bitch!!

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Perhaps you missed what I said, at 15y/o I wouldnt have been a bottom bitch and said "mommy, mommy, mommy the bad woman made me come in there and she wanted to touch my winkie"   ::)

I can say with 100% certainty I would have made sure the woman put her clothes on and then made it seem like my idea.  What does this kid have down syndrome?  A boy tapping a 24yo that  looks like that??  He would have been the king shit at his school.

Would love to see a pic of said mother...probably some dried up post menopausal hag who would be fucking her personal trainer if she didnt have a pre-nup
Think about this: 15 yr old goes to the gym with mother. 15 yr old flirts with 24 yr old (most nrmal 24 yr old females are like "ew").
 dude maybe was looking at a "mommy figure", and when mom stepped in, "he caved"


He's 15, and we don't know the situation, maybe she has emasculated him and was being over protective

And are saying what you would do now at 15, or would rather actually remember all the stupid things you did at 15, and remember that a grown man saying what he would do in that situation, makes no sense?

Of course you and I and anybody with sense would make seem the other way around (now in hndsight).

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Not only did this kid miss out on a great experience and something he would have bragged about for years but now that it's public he get's to also enjoy being ridiculed by his friends

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Mother should be hung at the gallows while rotten tomatoes and dildos are launched at her.

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Think about this: 15 yr old goes to the gym with mother. 15 yr old flirts with 24 yr old (most nrmal 24 yr old females are like "ew").
 dude maybe was looking at a "mommy figure", and when mom stepped in, "he caved"


He's 15, and we don't know the situation, maybe she has emasculated him and was being over protective

And are saying what you would do now at 15, or would rather actually remember all the stupid things you did at 15, and remember that a grown man saying what he would do in that situation, makes no sense?

Of course you and I and anybody with sense would make seem the other way around (now in hndsight).

I am saying I know how I was at 15...and there was two women in the neighborhood that were hot.  One was my buddies mom and she was out there when we were swimming...in her suit.  Given the chance I would have fucked her. 

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Psycho-mom is a fucking lunatic. Glad it's not my mother.  :-X

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I've been going over this scenario in my head, and the only explanation is stinky pussy.   Otherwise the kid would have pulled the trigger.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

When I was 15, I'd have RUN into that tanning room if a hot 24-year-old broad propositioned me!

Like the sex would have done ANYTHING negative to his psyche.  ::) And as an added bonus, he could have put the experience into his spank-bank and recollected occasionally for a wicked wank. Especially when he made the fatal error later in life ... getting married and having kids, and his wife, who he has porked more times than he would care to calculate, was now a fattie who now has zero desire for him.

And yeah, let's give the young woman a criminal record over this. Jesus fuck.

That mom's out of her mind and hasn't the slightest knowledge about boys and men.


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A woman in heat can't be held accountable for her actions.  If we were a civilized society, there would be emergency service stations for women every couple of blocks and these unfortunate incidents would be a thing of the primitive past.

The problem is this patriarchal society expecting women to conform to an unnatural construct of asexuality and eternal virginity.  The time has come for attractive women to be able to express their sexual drives freely and publicly.  Free the vagina!  Free the vag!

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Considering I work out in slayer shirts, combat boots, and blast thrash metal , I guess chicks like this won't interupt me in the gym to have sex in the tanning bed.

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IF I WERE THE DAD I WOULDA TOLD THE CHICK " YOU WANT MY SON? YOU GOTTA LET ME HIT IT FIRST LOL
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what kind of 15 year old son goes to the gym with his mom

a dad i can understand but a mom is embarassing
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

When I was 15, I'd have RUN into that tanning room if a hot 24-year-old broad propositioned me!

Like the sex would have done ANYTHING negative to his psyche.  ::) And as an added bonus, he could have put the experience into his spank-bank and recollected occasionally for a wicked wank. Especially when he made the fatal error later in life ... getting married and having kids, and his wife, who he has porked more times than he would care to calculate, was now a fattie who now has zero desire for him.

And yeah, let's give the young woman a criminal record over this. Jesus fuck.

That mom's out of her mind and hasn't the slightest knowledge about boys and men.


Fort....Parker doesn't believe you know what you would have done when you were 15yo  ::)

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At 15, me and my friends used to go to the local gym, which had a peep hole in the mens locker rooms through to the female dressing rooms, we all took turns in peeping through, we used to work out, watch the aerobics girls work out and feel good knowing we could perv on them soon towelling off and getting dressed.  My friends and I would have done anything to be molested by these older women.
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IF I WERE THE DAD I WOULDA TOLD THE CHICK " YOU WANT MY SON? YOU GOTTA LET ME HIT IT FIRST LOL


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A woman in heat can't be held accountable for her actions.  If we were a civilized society, there would be emergency service stations for women every couple of blocks and these unfortunate incidents would be a thing of the primitive past.

The problem is this patriarchal society expecting women to conform to an unnatural construct of asexuality and eternal virginity.  The time has come for attractive women to be able to express their sexual drives freely and publicly.  Free the vagina!  Free the vag!

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Fort....Parker doesn't believe you know what you would have done when you were 15yo  ::)

Well, considering I was punching my monkey at least four times each day when I was 15, I think it's safe to assume I'd have welcomed a chance with any woman, day or night.

Parker's a screwball.

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If my mom did that to me, I'd make her suck my cock since she wants to pull some reverse Oedipus Complex bullshit...Ok I wouldn't, I just thought it sounded cool and it doesn't seem as cool in writing.
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i have two dads so i wouldnt have that problem anyway.

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i have two dads so i wouldnt have that problem anyway.

Two dads, youre lucky.  I bet youre twice the man any of us are. Dutch Dingaling Destroyer (3D).
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i have two dads so i wouldnt have that problem anyway.
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I am saying I know how I was at 15...and there was two women in the neighborhood that were hot.  One was my buddies mom and she was out there when we were swimming...in her suit.  Given the chance I would have fucked her. 

Sim situation bro. When I was 15 I wanted to bone the $!@% out of my hot English teacher who was like 25 or 26 at the time. If I was this dude and just got cock-blocked from some quality 24yo pussy by my own mom I would be so fucking pissed.
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Two dads, youre lucky.  I bet youre twice the man any of us are. Dutch Dingaling Destroyer (3D).

thanks bro

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Sim situation bro. When I was 15 I wanted to bone the $!@% out of my how English teacher who was like 25 or 26 at the time. If I was this dude and just got cock-blocked from some quality 24yo pussy by my own mom I would be so fucking pissed.

I might have told dad "mom cock blocked me...can you believe that shit bro?  When is that bitch ever gonna learn?"



((no, i really wouldnt say that))

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I might have told dad "mom cock blocked me...can you believe that shit bro?  When is that bitch ever gonna learn?"



((no, i really wouldnt say that))

I would have.