Author Topic: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike - The Kung-Fu Watermelon Challenge  (Read 2660 times)

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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2012, 01:48:20 PM »
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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2012, 01:54:20 PM »
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I'm glad, for this guy's sake, that most (if not all) fighters just stand around waiting for their opponent to finger pock them into submission.   ::)

At the very least, he would do a great job at pocking people in the eyes, unless an opponent decides to pull one of these:



If he were to simply reduce the attack from a 2-finger to possibly a 1-finger attack, I could see him making a killing with a few women and men that appreciate a good fingering every so often.

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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike - The Kung-Fu Watermelon Challenge
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2012, 12:52:10 AM »
Haha 6 mins of my boss' time wasted... 8)

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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike - The Kung-Fu Watermelon Challenge
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2012, 02:40:00 AM »
Shame that watermelon could have gone to feeding a needy African American family.

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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike - The Kung-Fu Watermelon Challenge
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2012, 02:59:02 AM »
Shame that watermelon could have gone to feeding a needy African American family.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say most of the watermelons sold in the usa are in the southern states.  it's NOT like bitches in a new york or detroit winter are looking for a cold slice.

now, that being said, who the fuck do you think buys the watermelons from the road side pickup trucks and grocers in the south?



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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike - The Kung-Fu Watermelon Challenge
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2012, 03:01:22 AM »
I'm going to take a wild guess and say most of the watermelons sold in the usa are in the southern states.  it's NOT like bitches in a new york or detroit winter are looking for a cold slice.

now, that being said, who the fuck do you think buys the watermelons from the road side pickup trucks and grocers in the south?



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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike - The Kung-Fu Watermelon Challenge
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2012, 03:02:00 AM »
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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike - The Kung-Fu Watermelon Challenge
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2012, 03:03:11 AM »
I'm glad, for this guy's sake, that most (if not all) fighters just stand around waiting for their opponent to finger pock them into submission.   ::)

At the very least, he would do a great job at pocking people in the eyes, unless an opponent decides to pull one of these:



If he were to simply reduce the attack from a 2-finger to possibly a 1-finger attack, I could see him making a killing with a few women and men that appreciate a good fingering every so often.

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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike - The Kung-Fu Watermelon Challenge
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2012, 03:03:54 AM »
Haha 6 mins of my boss' time wasted... 8)
Boss? Aren't you a GP?

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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike - The Kung-Fu Watermelon Challenge
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2012, 03:57:47 AM »
Boss? Aren't you a GP?

Well spotted

However practices can be owned privately / run by partners and GP's can work within the surgery, so can have a 'boss' I suppose. Although most GP's just rent office space within a surgery, so are effectively self employed?

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Re: Deadly 2 Finger Watermelon Strike - The Kung-Fu Watermelon Challenge
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2012, 11:56:01 AM »
Well spotted

However practices can be owned privately / run by partners and GP's can work within the surgery, so can have a 'boss' I suppose. Although most GP's just rent office space within a surgery, so are effectively self employed?
Ahh I see. Thx man