Citizens,
Day 3 at the Y board, another day of fantastic postings, intelligent reasoning, humour, laughter and a jolly good time. But today has also been a day of battle. "the squad" tried to coordinate attacks by sending 2-3 barking little dogs at the same time... they did not succeed!
The EMPIRE... was VICTORIOUS!
...MOS, haha, this self-owning machine of 290pounds of pure fat, got so excited posting gaythreads that he actually broke out a sweat, the closest thing to cardio he has come in 20 years.
Highlights includes his dubious size claims, him being exposed recycling old Full Metal Jacket material since he lacks the creativity to come up with something original himself, and of course, numerous references to his "wife" - a favorite theme here on the Y!
...Drkaye, someone posted his avatar, full size, and it turned out to be:
1. A person not working out.
2. A person not heterosexual.
This very same man, posted that he had called, ToxicAvanger, and he put an ANGRY smiley up, because he didn't answer the booty call!
...The LIST OF WORMS, was posted, make sure you read it for future reference.
...Oliver Dummkopf made an appearance and started bitching about IQ tests, the EMPEROR decided to confront him and ask him to take a test, he refused. Your beloved EMPEROR has of course the BALLS to take the test in question, and got the highest possible score of 140! Full proof of this was posted at the X board, a couple of weeks back.
...Getbig veteran "bandit" joined the EMPIRE and did a great job in beating "the squad" at their own game (that is telling gayjokes until your opponent has passed out of exhaustion or died of boredom, whichever comes first) In any case, he's a good DOG OF WAR to let loose, if needed.
To sum it up, EMPIRE still here, still calls the shots. Like it or not.
Optime olere occisum hostem