The following is an excerpt from 'Out' and 'Queer' magazine's coverage of the inaugaral ceremony of Queen Skin-fluto's Ascent to her Gay throne
Queen I-love-to-play-the-skin-flute-oh ! made the following speech to the largest gathering of cock-hungry transvestites in history. She was fully dressed up for this
gloryhole glorious ceremony as can be seen below:
All these trannies had to do to acquire citizenship at Queen Bluto's gaympire was to give the right answer to the following question:
The correct answer turned out to be 'Both'.
Here's the speech:
"Hey you nasty bitches. How are you all... Buttbandit, wipe that cum of your chin you stupid ho
. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, how are y'all doing?" At this point, dan18 wearing the gayest outfit, complete with a big, bright-green fro answers, "Don't know about how, but if you want to know who we are all doing, it's each other" and parts of the crowd start snickering. Queen Bluto gets angry at this and goes, "dan18, shut your cock trap bitch - don't make me stamp my feet and throw a tantrum. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, I just wanted to say that it's great that we finally have a whole kingdom to ourselves, especially given that every one of us is as queer as they come. Now that we're all united, there is no reason to be afraid or ashamed anymore. We are free to do what we like, and even more important, we are free to 'do' whichever guy we like." The whole crowd erupts into applause.
Queen Bluto concludes,"So, let's all eat (cock), drink (mangravy) and be 'Mary' to whichever (un)lucky stud wants us to be so. Now, it's time to celebrate - race you nasty ho's to the dumpster", after which the whole crowd of 12 or so 'citizens' rush to the nearest garbage bin with big smiles, which is suddenly cut short after one of them finds a used condom and suddenly, everyone starts fighting with each other viciously to try to snack on this 'treat' before someone else can eat it.
The end.
