The 'old' Y board (from the time the SQUAD's threads got moved from the old X board to yesterday) was awesomely entertaining - like hanging out with your best mates where you get drunk and/or high, then start exchanging jokes, insults etc and just have a great time and some really good laughs - the kind of times that make you grin when you look back and think about them.
The current Y board (as of yesterday) is as entertaining as visiting a friends grandma when she's fallen sick and you have to sit and hear about her ailment in detail - except, that kind of boredom wouldn't hit you physically as checking out the thread after thread started by an Idiot that posts by the name of Bluto, does.
Bluto - I just want you to know that you not only personify the words 'boring', 'lame' etc, but have actually taken them to a new level altogether. EVERY single one of your posts is retarded and dull and boring. I could suggest you stick to the X board, only I don't think that even the regulars there deserve that horrible a fate. Please note that making thread after thread in which you refer to the SQUAD (post after post) actually shows how much they are in your head - in other words, you are owning yourself again and again, and are making Danielson look like a cool guy in comparison (and that speaks for itself

).
The only positive thing that I can think of suggesting is that you print out any or all of your posts and make sure it gets to the right government department - you will at least get a mental disability benefit. In the meantime, rather than use your hands for typing and your mouth for talking, find a musclebear who isn't wearing a watch, ask him what the time is and when he says he doesn't know, just say, "Well, just unzip your pants stud and flop your dick out - I'll put my face and hands on it so we can make a clock".