Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 730344 times)

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1350 on:** July 21, 2006, 05:45:08 AM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on July 21, 2006, 05:34:54 AM

gayer than bounty

Thats pretty ghey, sorry cant think of anything thats gayer (apart from danielsons flatmates)

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1351 on:** July 21, 2006, 05:52:10 AM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on July 21, 2006, 05:33:21 AM

what a fucktard!

Yes RB, it seems bluto has had 'breakfast' in bed with so many guys now, that he cant even distinguish names and faces anymore. Its all just another cock

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #1352 on:** July 21, 2006, 05:53:45 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on July 21, 2006, 05:13:22 AM

I have been reading this board off and on for awhile before I registered...but I am curious,when was the squad started?

The Queefs are an off shoot of the gay rights movent or so they claim.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1353 on:** July 21, 2006, 05:53:51 AM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on July 21, 2006, 05:31:38 AM

yeah i think you and i have come to an agreement on that on! and if fluto was a blacksmith he would be a rod maker

hahahaha yes! thats settled then. As long as we both agree.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1354 on:** July 21, 2006, 05:56:46 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 05:31:10 AM

see how havenbull comes back and they line up to suck his balls "oh where you been man" "welcome back man!"

they're so desperate now they look for anyone to "lead them"

If they were looking for someone to recommend the best gay bars and cruising spots then they would have probably asked you

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #1355 on:** July 21, 2006, 05:57:24 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 21, 2006, 05:52:10 AM

Yes RB, it seems bluto has had 'breakfast' in bed with so many guys now, that he cant even distinguish names and faces anymore. Its all just another cock

hahahahhahah yes BigCypirate we have savagely owned fluto for the last couple of hours and he has come up with nuthing. how does he expect to hold the y?

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #1356 on:** July 21, 2006, 05:59:09 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 21, 2006, 05:56:46 AM

If they were looking for someone to recommend the best gay bars and cruising spots then they would have probably asked you

hahhahahahhahahhhahhah yes BigCypirate another savage owning of fluto

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1357 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:06:24 AM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on July 21, 2006, 05:57:24 AM

hahahahhahah yes BigCypirate we have savagely owned fluto for the last couple of hours and he has come up with nuthing. how does he expect to hold the y?

Hahahah yes we certainly have RB,

My guess is that if 'fluteho' holds the Y as tightly as he holds his boyfriends waist, he should be ok, however if he only holds it as tight as his heterosexuality i'm sure he wont last long

kiwiol · « **Reply #1358 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:18:07 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 21, 2006, 05:07:06 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES!
Are you trying to say kiwiol that 'fluteho' is the kind of 'guy' that takes his 6 12ft 'bruise missile deluxes' back to the returns counter and says " Hi there stud, I wanna get a refund on these little items I bought on my platinum card yesterday, it says on the box that it was guaranteed to 'hit the spot' but I stuck all 6 up there without even taking the trolley off first, and i couldn't feel a thing"?

Hahahahahaha yes BigC, it has been a bad week for Blew-two-guys-for-a-snack. Word is that he recently broke up with his boyfriend candidate due to a simple game of 'pretend' going wrong. Apparently, skin-fluto came up with the idea since he got tired of the usual 'hide the salami' game and told candidate that he would pretend that his mouth was a sperm bank and that candidate could be the first customer who would make the 'deposit'. However, since candidate has an equally unquenchable thirst for manmilk, HE wanted to play the bank. One thing led to another and now they are broken up and a devastated skin-fluto has packed up and left for an isolated African village where he is taking advantage of the fact that they are not civilised, by telling them that they are pleasing the gods by sticking their dick into the first local gloryhole built and serviced by him. Hahahahaha gayer than a Brady bunch reunion.

kiwiol · « **Reply #1359 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:30:02 AM »

Blutotown? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dan18 · « **Reply #1360 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:30:09 AM »

havenbull=yea im back im bad and need some new material
sarcasm= i want to be leader please [insert wine]
mars=yea what ever you guys say im in.[as he pulls down his pants]
adonis=finally respect [even though its on some stupid board]
kiwiol=all i have to do is imitate these guys and im in..
rude=ill just act tough to get respect [keyboard is my disguise].
the rest of you are hang ons theses nuts

kiwiol · « **Reply #1361 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:34:58 AM »

Hahahahaha why don't you just PM Bluto this card and put an end to your longing for his 1"boner once and for all you wankstain hahahahaha.

P.S: Just to let everyone know your innate tendency to get down and dirty with a long, stiff cock, I'm forced to post this again. Enjoy this you little cumaddict ahahahahahaha.

Quote from: kiwiol on July 18, 2006, 07:57:34 AM

Hahaha yes Sarcasm. The story goes that Dan18inches-of-cock-up-his-rectum recently went to this huge construction site and put up a flier saying 'free sausage sizzle this weekend for big,hairy musclebears. Your host - the one and only nastiest bottom bitch aka Dan18). Anyway, that weekend, when the musclebears showed up at his place to find no food but only dan18 in the middle of an empty room, on his knees and asked him about the sausage sizzle, dan18 was said to have replied, smacking his lips, "Your are looking at it! Just unzip your pants and place your 'sausage' in my mouth and I'll give it the kind of 'sizzle' that it's never experienced before". Hahahahaha, gayer than Candidate 'dressing up' to join BrianX, JamieX, Danielson and Joopie for an all night orgy.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1362 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:37:28 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 21, 2006, 06:30:02 AM

Blutotown? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes!

kiwiol · « **Reply #1363 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:45:45 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 21, 2006, 06:37:28 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes!

Hahahaha yes BigC. And it doesn't just end there. According to the 'Queen' of the empire Bluto's instructions, even the cops have to wear a special uniform. Hahaha how can someone be this queer hahahahaha.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #1364 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:47:10 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 21, 2006, 06:45:45 AM

Hahahaha yes BigC. And it doesn't just end there. According to the 'Queen' of the empire Bluto's instructions, even the cops have to wear a special uniform. Hahaha how can someone be this queer hahahahaha.

fluto will always make sure that queerness always reins in his empire!

dan18 · « **Reply #1365 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:54:33 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 21, 2006, 06:34:58 AM

Hahahahaha why don't you just PM Bluto this card and put an end to your longing for his 1"boner once and for all you wankstain hahahahaha.

P.S: Just to let everyone know your innate tendency to get down and dirty with a long, stiff cock, I'm forced to post this again. Enjoy this you little cumaddict ahahahahahaha.

proves my point just follow the crowed and you cannot even come up with new shit...gee another come back with gay intention you ass wipes are so predictable..

self owned

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1366 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:55:30 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 21, 2006, 06:18:07 AM

Hahahahahaha yes BigC, it has been a bad week for Blew-two-guys-for-a-snack. Word is that he recently broke up with his boyfriend candidate due to a simple game of 'pretend' going wrong. Apparently, skin-fluto came up with the idea since he got tired of the usual 'hide the salami' game and told candidate that he would pretend that his mouth was a sperm bank and that candidate could be the first customer who would make the 'deposit'. However, since candidate has an equally unquenchable thirst for manmilk, HE wanted to play the bank. One thing led to another and now they are broken up and a devastated skin-fluto has packed up and left for an isolated African village where he is taking advantage of the fact that they are not civilised, by telling them that they are pleasing the gods by sticking their dick into the first local gloryhole built and serviced by him. Hahahahaha gayer than a Brady bunch reunion.

hahahahahahahahahaha yes kiwiol, 'blew-two-guys-just-for-a-snack' hahahahahahahahahahahaha hah!

Are you suggesting kiwiol, that if thinking about black schlongs all day is having a dream, then 'flutehole' would be Martin Luther King?

kiwiol · « **Reply #1367 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:00:18 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 21, 2006, 06:54:33 AM

proves my point just follow the crowed and you cannot even come up with new shit...gee another come back with gay intention you ass wipes are so predictable..

Are you shamelessly admitting to wanting to be Bluto's asswipe, except that you also want to be his cumwipe dan18-cocks-in-my-mouth-will-make-me-smile ?

pumpster · « **Reply #1368 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:07:20 AM »

Quote

You are really into The Squad these days Pluto.

Obsessed, as any envious, attention-starved homo who likes it up the ass would be.

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1369 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:08:05 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 03:22:16 AM

oh boy what a classic this is, this should be pinned to the top of every board on here!

sarcasm
Getbig V
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WARNING FOR BROAD STREET BRUISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: July 18, 2006, 07:02:29 AM »

put my SQUAD list stickies back up or you will suffer the wrath of the SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this will be your only warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Concur. That's a meltdown.

kiwiol · « **Reply #1370 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:08:44 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 21, 2006, 06:55:30 AM

hahahahahahahahahaha yes kiwiol, 'blew-two-guys-just-for-a-snack' hahahahahahahahahahahaha hah!
Are you suggesting kiwiol, that if thinking about black schlongs all day is having a dream, then 'flutehole' would be Martin Luther King?

I'm just trying to say that so strong is the gayness in skin-fluto that if he had shot 'Star Wars', he would have replaced the Jedi power with gayness, would have played Luke Polesmoker (due to having the strongest gayness) and come that scene when he confronts Darth Vadar, would have said (with a lisp), " Hey there stud. I was supposed to fight you, but seeing that you are big and black, what do you say I test the firmness of your long, hard weapon with my mouth first - and I'm not talking about your lightsaber". Hahahahaha gayer than dan18 reserving a ticket for the Gay film festival via online.

delta9mda · « **Reply #1371 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:10:54 AM »

cum drop?

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1372 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:12:42 AM »

This is a nice one from Groink to Sars...LOL

Quote from: Groink on December 22, 2005, 04:05:47 PM

Meltdown? ha ha, you think a douchebag such as yourself could have that effect on someone as big and good-looking as I am? you are a microscopic cumstain.

Bluto · « **Reply #1373 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:13:23 AM »

Quote from: Lord Humungous on July 21, 2006, 05:06:21 AM

I can hear the queeflings crying to Ron now boooohoooooo

yeah I bet his mailbox is full by now!

Chico_Holiday · « **Reply #1374 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:13:47 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on July 20, 2006, 04:36:55 PM

What rep? Do you really, really, really.... really think any of my patients read GetBig? It's a harmless distraction and there are a lot of interesting people as well as work-out advice. It's not like I read every thread or search for people's personal info, LOL!

The nekked pics of Dina don't hurt either.

We really can't take ourselves too seriously. Can we?

I'm an owning doctor, LOL!

Besides..... has anyone ever read a thread where I offered to beat someone's ass or directy insulted someone when it wasn't apparent that it was a joke? No. Besides, I'm not running for senate anytime soon and don't give a f**k. I've never written one word here that I wouldn't say to a person's face. That's my personal standard for on-line antics.

I'm listed as Drkaje on several other boards. In comparison my tone is pretty mild here..

Well said. I wish more people on here would take this as a joke and treat it as a harmless distraction, we'd have a lot less meltdowns.