Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 730318 times)

Bluto · « **Reply #1375 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:14:00 AM »

Yeah nothing like fellow squad members fighting eachother

anvil · « **Reply #1376 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:15:23 AM »

Bluto I think it's pretty hilarious how you took over the Y board just out of the blue.

Bluto · « **Reply #1377 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:15:49 AM »

nah it's the other way around, luke skywalker fought THE EMPIRE, just as you do here
which must mean... oh god, you're luke polesmoker?

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1378 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:16:42 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 21, 2006, 06:45:45 AM

Hahahaha yes BigC. And it doesn't just end there. According to the 'Queen' of the empire Bluto's instructions, even the cops have to wear a special uniform. Hahaha how can someone be this queer hahahahaha.

YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And if I'm not mistaken, the 'cop' on the left has been issued with a standard 'fluto county' practice cockring that has been molded to simulate the precise dimensions of 'flutos' rectum!

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1379 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:17:02 AM »

Groink can't help it if he's incredibley good-looking

Bluto · « **Reply #1380 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:18:08 AM »

you know, i cant get over the name GROINK! what is that

Bluto · « **Reply #1381 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:19:01 AM »

Indeed it was. It's getting hard to keep track on all those meltdowns now

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1382 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:20:40 AM »

Did'nt Amy call it a wet fart or something?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1383 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:20:41 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 21, 2006, 12:55:15 AM

HAHAHAHAH Yes!!! I even heard that the trolley they provided was not wide enough for the 'cruise missile range' he wanted and so he just stuck a dozen up his ass! (obviously he made no complaint) hahahahahahahhaha 'Fluto'!!!! hahahahahaha

"FLUTO" hahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!

Bluto · « **Reply #1384 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:21:12 AM »

Quote from: pumpster on July 21, 2006, 07:07:20 AM

Obsessed, as any envious, attention-starved homo who likes it up the ass would be.

i dont know wether i should stick to call you pumpster, as it's gay alone as it is, or call you dumpster, as that's what they call you when theyre done fucking you and need to dump their load

congratulations for having the gayest name of getbig!

dan18 · « **Reply #1385 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:23:44 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 21, 2006, 07:00:18 AM

Are you shamelessly admitting to wanting to be Bluto's asswipe, except that you also want to be his cumwipe dan18-cocks-in-my-mouth-will-make-me-smile ?

::)you sir are boring me with your lack of creativity.
YOU SIR HAVE BEEN WEIGHED MEASURED AND OWNED

Bluto · « **Reply #1386 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:23:49 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 21, 2006, 05:56:46 AM

If they were looking for someone to recommend the best gay bars and cruising spots then they would have probably asked you

nah check your own members b(m)ars and gaystreet cruiser, you got that covered for sure

Bluto · « **Reply #1387 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:25:09 AM »

kiwiol is too busy owning himself nobody else gets the chance, the uncrowded master of self ownage, i dont think he even was in the squad, not even them would have anything to do with him

Bluto · « **Reply #1388 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:25:58 AM »

sounds about right

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1389 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:26:22 AM »

My own thread. Iv'e been waiting a long time for this.

Thanks guys.

Yes that was back when i was anti-squad. I had not yet seen the light.

And yes, I was big and good looking then and I'm even bigger and still good looking now.

Ther will be new Groink pics in the near future that will have 95% of all natural trainers quitting the sport.

Cocks

Bluto · « **Reply #1390 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:27:10 AM »

that's good news, a moderator need to be in touch with the users of the forum and respect their wishes

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1391 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:28:11 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 07:18:08 AM

you know, i cant get over the name GROINK! what is that

It's the sound my giant penis made when it hit your mother's spleen

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1392 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:28:20 AM »

BSB, the "change" is hilarious. So much for being the "worst mod on the www" this shit is priceless

Bluto · « **Reply #1393 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:29:10 AM »

pluto, fluto, bluballs... c'mon that's lame even for squad standards. you can't be satisified with that.
as for groink, that's so lame in itself nobody ever tried to change that, do you change to OINK in the offseason when you get fat as a pig?

Bluto · « **Reply #1394 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:31:18 AM »

Quote from: anvil on July 21, 2006, 07:15:23 AM

Bluto I think it's pretty hilarious how you took over the Y board just out of the blue.

thanks. glad you enjoy it

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1395 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:32:50 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 07:29:10 AM

pluto, fluto, bluballs... c'mon that's lame even for squad standards. you can't be satisified with that.
as for groink, that's so lame in itself nobody ever tried to change that, do you change to OINK in the offseason when you get fat as a pig?

well your mum and your sister call him the provider

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1396 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:33:14 AM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on July 21, 2006, 07:17:02 AM

Groink can't help it if he's incredibley good-looking

I'll take half that motherfvckers money anyday.

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #1397 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:34:38 AM »

I would pay to see the pansy-ass slap battle that took place between Sarjism and Doink. To nutless queers blubbering over who's going to be the bottom and whos pathetic arms are closer to 15". I heard Mar's mom barrowed his strap on and pounded both of those queers into pure bliss. Friggin pole smokers

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1398 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:35:06 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 21, 2006, 07:32:50 AM

well your mum and your sister call him the provider

Yes, I provide them with all of their protein requirements, for a small fee of course.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #1399 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:36:00 AM »

Quote from: Groink on July 21, 2006, 07:28:11 AM

It's the sound my giant penis made when it hit your mother's spleen

Hahaha yes groink! I would have said more of a "groinchhh" sound, but she had probably just seen the squad before I arrived so it's understandable