Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 730874 times)

Man of Steel · « **Reply #1525 on:** July 21, 2006, 10:25:45 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on July 21, 2006, 10:06:55 AM

fucking broad street's.......err........i mean bluto's mom in the ass, now i'm getting ready to smack the yellow off her teeth.

AHAHAHAHAH!!! Punch her in her fat gut once for me.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #1526 on:** July 21, 2006, 10:27:46 AM »

I admit the whole "Bluto" thing is pretty funny.

Easily one of the best self-pwnings I've seen in a good while. Congrats "big man" AHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

Man of Steel · « **Reply #1527 on:** July 21, 2006, 10:29:16 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 02:26:29 PM

The Squad is dead. Long live The Empire!

If you think you have what it takes to join The Empire or just want to show us your support, PM me or reply in this thread.

You're either with us, or against us.

Emperor

Bluto

Legionaries (random order)

davidpaul
danielson
TheBlockHead
HUGEPECS
Chico_Holiday
Mussolini
Lord Humungous
dan18

This reads like a competitor list for the 50-yard dash at the Special Olympics.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #1528 on:** July 21, 2006, 10:32:06 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 02:51:15 AM

Oh yeah I forgot, the squad has no home now

The Squad owns any board of its choosing.......and the "Empire's" lack of talent will be evident very shortly.

pumpster · « **Reply #1529 on:** July 21, 2006, 10:33:47 AM »

9.9..he only refers to it now in the plural, PENI.

Bluto · « **Reply #1530 on:** July 21, 2006, 10:37:16 AM »

bump for MOS so he doesn't miss this gem.

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #1531 on:** July 21, 2006, 10:41:16 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on July 21, 2006, 09:32:30 AM

Everyone knows Asians have the mst pathetic genetics known to man.

well they don't have the muscularity or low subcutaneous BF of west african blacks but they have the highest IQs of any racial group (Hong Kong had the highest IQ of any nation, see IQ of Nations). Given that intelligence is largely inherited and it is the most valuable commodity today, Asians have excellent genetics.

I think if Asians participated in BBing as much as whites there would be a comparable number of great asian bbers, maybe not big ones, but certainly they could field a bunch of aesthetic BBers.

Bluto · « **Reply #1532 on:** July 21, 2006, 10:42:45 AM »

i have the highest measured iq on getbig, as posted on x a while back, though im not asian

pumpster · « **Reply #1533 on:** July 21, 2006, 10:53:21 AM »

Most of the time it's just plain revulsion.

Except Bluto who wants it.

That and the fact this dimwit still doesn't comprehend that the steamer issue's coming up each time he brings up his veiled lust for Stallone.

Mussolini · « **Reply #1534 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:04:14 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 04:38:16 AM

yeah no question who wears the pants in that relationship... i bet he did a print screen on that, framed it and gave it to her as a gift

he should rename himself man with no balls

How ofter do you think MOS wife lets him out to play with his friends?

His wife probably cheats on him to cuz he's such a pansy.

"I love my wife with all my heart"

Fury · « **Reply #1535 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:07:50 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 08:27:50 AM

they've been on here last 24 hours crying their little hearts out... it's both pathetic and amusing at the same time to watch... what a bunch of faerys

Talk about an attention whore....

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #1536 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:10:20 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 10:42:45 AM

i have the highest measured iq on getbig, as posted on x a while back, though im not asian

congrats on that...have you been able to convert your high iq into real life success?

SS · « **Reply #1537 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:14:07 AM »

no wonder he's so angry

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on July 21, 2006, 08:50:36 AM

Thee flying V will have to wait till Christmas. I'm hustling some computer shit so I might get a Tele in the meantime. Nothing like cluttering up your apartment with guitars!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1538 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:24:13 AM »

But forget the sandwich.....they use crappy cold cuts.

Fury · « **Reply #1539 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:25:22 AM »

Quote from: Groink on July 21, 2006, 11:24:13 AM

But forget the sandwich.....they use crappy cold cuts.

Have her make it anyway, don't want the bitch to feel like she has a day off.

Bluto · « **Reply #1540 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:29:17 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on July 21, 2006, 11:10:20 AM

congrats on that...have you been able to convert your high iq into real life success?

well i did take over the y board here on getbig yesterday

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #1541 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:29:48 AM »

Take the cocks out of your mouths when speaking to THE SQUAD. Can't understand your faganese.

Bluto · « **Reply #1542 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:30:49 AM »

would he be any less angry if he lived in a trailer like you?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1543 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:31:00 AM »

To Broad's credit, he could be a real dick here and abuse the buttons even worse. Squad envy eventually gets them all,even mods.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1544 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:32:41 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 21, 2006, 11:25:22 AM

Have her make it anyway, don't want the bitch to feel like she has a day off.

That's true. don't want her to get uppity.

Bluto · « **Reply #1545 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:33:40 AM »

Quote from: Mussolini on July 21, 2006, 11:04:14 AM

How ofter do you think MOS wife lets him out to play with his friends?

His wife probably cheats on him to cuz he's such a pansy.

"I love my wife with all my heart"

she let him log on here, that's about it. and only if he writes stuff like that from time to time.

Bluto · « **Reply #1546 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:35:59 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on July 21, 2006, 10:27:46 AM

I admit the whole "Bluto" thing is pretty funny.

Easily one of the best self-pwnings I've seen in a good while. Congrats "big man" AHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

i wont accuse you of self owning, we all know who owns you - your wife.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=85008.0

how's that for a "big man"

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #1547 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:37:56 AM »

can i join? I see myself in a head of bumming type role!

ta ta

Rich2 · « **Reply #1548 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:40:22 AM »

i'm filipino and support jaejonna's subsequent future asskicking of adonis. also, adonis has the genetics of a bag of shit.

Bluto · « **Reply #1549 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:43:48 AM »

never know those guys spent so much time fighting eachother, they do all the job for us...

here's a classic from MOS about sarcasm:

Mes, FYI, Sarcasm can squat twice his bodyweight for 8 clean reps; unfortunately he only weighs 126 lbs

MOS