Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 731170 times)

Bluto · « **Reply #1550 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:47:55 AM »

of course you can!

Bluto · « **Reply #1551 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:48:58 AM »

I know you cats gonna dig this

~flower~ · « **Reply #1552 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:50:20 AM »

Amy means beloved.

Bluto · « **Reply #1553 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:51:51 AM »

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #1554 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:52:20 AM »

yeeee haaaaaa a surrogate family, what i needed all along!!!!!!!!!!!!

can i call you daddy?

ta ta

Bluto · « **Reply #1555 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:53:01 AM »

Quote from: ~flower~ on July 21, 2006, 11:50:20 AM

Amy means beloved.

that's nice and all but what did you think of the portrait of your master?

Bluto · « **Reply #1556 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:53:44 AM »

now if i can only get a photo of ~flower~ in a thong...

legionaires, my legionaires, get to work

Bluto · « **Reply #1557 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:55:11 AM »

meanwhile, we'll just have to do with this.... now i know, some of you liked the board better before, where 99% of the conversation was about homosexuals, and 100% of the pictures was naked men, but you'll come around... i hope. im trying. to. converte. you. dammit.

~flower~ · « **Reply #1558 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:56:04 AM »

I don't have a master.

Does the fruit on that dudes head signify something?

SS · « **Reply #1559 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:56:24 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 11:30:49 AM

would he be any less angry if he lived in a trailer like you?

hahaha! my shed next to my house is bigger then your apartment

Bluto · « **Reply #1560 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:57:28 AM »

Quote from: ~flower~ on July 21, 2006, 11:56:04 AM

I don't have a master.

Does the fruit on that dudes head signify something?

that dude is me, the EMPEROR, and fruit is a symbol for vitality

Bluto · « **Reply #1561 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:58:04 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on July 21, 2006, 11:56:24 AM

hahaha! my shed next to my house is bigger then your apartment

but then again farmers always had plenty of space...

Man of Steel · « **Reply #1562 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:00:55 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 11:35:59 AM

i wont accuse you of self owning, we all know who owns you - your wife.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=85008.0

how's that for a "big man"

Your lack of owning ability is pathetic....not to mention you're allowing any stupid fvck into your "Empire"...oh brother......this outta been an entertaining couple of weeks when the Squad dismantles your "organization" AHAAHAH!!

Man of Steel · « **Reply #1563 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:04:12 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 11:43:48 AM

never know those guys spent so much time fighting eachother, they do all the job for us...

here's a classic from MOS about sarcasm:

Mes, FYI, Sarcasm can squat twice his bodyweight for 8 clean reps; unfortunately he only weighs 126 lbs

MOS

AHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The Squad's foundations are firmly based on the epic battles of Sarcasm, Mars, Showstoppa, Superstar and Havenbull vs MOS............forces were eventually combined making the Squad a Getbig juggernaut....the rest of you pathetic puffs gotta form your second and third rate shit clubs to feel better given all the abuse you've been dealt from the Squad AHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1564 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:07:03 PM »

and yet another explanation meltdown.

Bluto · « **Reply #1565 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:07:33 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on July 21, 2006, 12:00:55 PM

Your lack of owning ability is pathetic....not to mention you're allowing any stupid fvck into your "Empire"...oh brother......this outta been an entertaining couple of weeks when the Squad dismantles your "organization" AHAAHAH!!

I hate to agree with you, but sadly in this case you are right. My owning skills of you, compared to those of your wife, is really mediocre, clearly she's a master. But then, she's had plenty of practice.
Frankly, I'm surprised you are allowed to post at all, you must've been a good boy lately.

As for allowing any stupid fuck to join the great EMPIRE, not true. The door is closed for ex-squad members (althought I've had requests from at least 2 of you, sent by PM so far)

Bluto · « **Reply #1566 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:08:16 PM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on July 21, 2006, 12:07:03 PM

and yet another explanation meltdown.

Yes that hysteric laughter gives it away all the time

Man of Steel · « **Reply #1567 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:08:50 PM »

I love my wife, she's amazing - intelligent, beautiful, creative....not to mention I get laid regularly.....the rest of you ugly fvcks beat your little puds alone until you fall asleep each night.

Whew am I jealous AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Bluto · « **Reply #1568 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:09:51 PM »

"epic battles"

"Getbig juggernaut"

clearly this is a man with no schooling, he's been brought up on Superman comics alone

it's almost as he's copying whole sentences straight outta the pages of his collection.

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1569 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:12:17 PM »

In one day Bluto has virtually all of you melting all over this board. Call it what you will, but with one gimmick the entire squad has been knocked for a loop.

Bluto · « **Reply #1570 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:14:04 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on July 21, 2006, 12:08:50 PM

I love my wife, she's amazing - intelligent, beautiful, creative....not to mention I get laid regularly.....the rest of you ugly fvcks beat your little puds alone until you fall asleep each night.

Whew am I jealous AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Did she make you write that? Aoow, you would thought she could let go of the leash a little bit, it's friday after all.

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1571 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:15:15 PM »

Bluto, what do you think about a BKS outpost down here?

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1572 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:17:36 PM »

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #1573 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:17:57 PM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on July 21, 2006, 12:12:17 PM

In one day Bluto has virtually all of you melting all over this board. Call it what you will, but with one gimmick the entire squad has been knocked for a loop.

What are you fags on about? Blowto has never caused a meltdown in his life, unless you call holding a penis in his mouth until it "melts down."

Bluto · « **Reply #1574 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:18:07 PM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on July 21, 2006, 12:15:15 PM

Bluto, what do you think about a BKS outpost down here?

I've been busy with my Empire, tell me more