The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig!

[kiwiol]

This guy is Joopie reincarnated.

Hahahaha I would love to say 'Yes', but I won't coz this guy's gayness is way off the charts - so much so that he almost makes Joopie look like a heterosexual.

[kiwiol]

shut up fag

Hahaha, did you break your keyboard typing this? Monster self control hahaha

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

Kiwiol is Gay however he is a good gay not a bad gay.


for instance he holds me after an anal ravaging a bad gay would not, i think you get the picture.


ta ta

[kiwiol]

Kiwiol is Gay however he is a good gay not a bad gay.
for instance he holds me after an anal ravaging a bad gay would not, i think you get the picture.
ta ta

Meltdown

[brianX]

gayer than cotton candy

[brianX]

Funny as hell.

[Bluto]

My wife just finished makin me breakfast.    I'm guessin your husband just finished shavin his ass.

Question is what you have to do, in order for her to make you breakfast.

Don't make it sound like you're in control, everybody on Getbig knows you are pussy whipped.

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"

The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white man comes in and introduces himself as MOS and ask:

"How much for the white dildo?"

He answers, "$35."

MOS, "How much for the black one?"

He, "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."

MOS, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."  pays him, and off he goes.

A little bit later a black man, sarcasm, comes in and asks;

"How much for the black dildo?"

He, "$35."

sarcasm, "How much for the white one?"

He, "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."

sarcasm, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before."  pays him, and off he goes.

About an hour later a young blonde guy comes in, introduces himself as kiwiol and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He, "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."

kiwiol, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?"

He, "Well, that's a very special dildo it'll cost you $165."

kiwiol thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before."  pays him, and off he goes.

Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"

ahahahahahahahahahaha

kiwiol took it like a sausage up the highway too!!


lol


ta ta

[brianX]

Question is what you have to do, in order for her to make you breakfast.

Don't make it sound like you're in control, everybody on Getbig knows you are pussy whipped.

That's his reward for doing dishes the entire week. Saturday morning is the one time when MOS can take his apron off and pretend to be a real man.

[Bluto]

Also there's no way she let him get online 2 days in a row without him having to do some MAJOR work round the house...

[Mussolini]

MELTDOWN
And to continue the story - The store owner gets all shaky and goes, "Please tell me that you haven't sold the giant dildo in the warehouse - you know the one that's about as big as the Washington memorial. Because that's been specially made for a fag who goes by the name Buttbandit" hahaha.

No douchbag, the joke was great. What can be defined as a meltdown is yours, sarcasms, and Man of shits reaction after reading it.

[Bluto]

Agreed. Great joke, and crying "meltdown! meltdown!" every time you get a beating isn't going to save you.

[Mussolini]

yes mussolini, gay for pay is what pays the bills so they can be online so much

haha

I guess that makes sense. Savios and TTA are not the only Squad members who do gay for pay.

[Mussolini]

Dear bandit,



Showstoppa just fvcked your girlfriend.



The Squad

Dear MoS, I made your wife eat her own shit off the end of my dick, while you were at work. Ask her.

The same wife who "means the world" to you.

[brianX]

Arnold's triceps look gigantic in that photo.

Oh, and MOS is still a metrosexual girly man.

[Bluto]

Where did MOS go   

[brianX]

Yes, I have it on good authority that she isn't satisfied with her metrosexual husband. Being "sensitive" to her "needs" just doesn't cut it, Man of Steel. Sometimes women just need a good stiff cock in their mouth. The foot soldiers of the glorious EMPIRE are only too happy to oblige.

[brianX]

He's shopping for groceries. His wife wants dinner to be ready when she gets home.

[brianX]

Gayer than the Richard simmons' unwashed shorts that he wore during his 'workout'

Lame.

[Rambone]

Anyone else getting sick of Jumpstart's threads that he posts every 2 hours of crotch shots of shitty bodybuilders with faggy looks on there face?

[Bluto]

Jumpstart so gay he should be made leader of the squad

[Rambone]

He should make up his own group of fellow muscle worshipers, gayer than strawberry jam

[Mussolini]

Yes, I have it on good authority that she isn't satisfied with her metrosexual husband. Being "sensitive" to her "needs" just doesn't cut it, Man of Steel. Sometimes women just need a good stiff cock in their mouth. The foot soldiers of the glorious EMPIRE are only too happy to oblige.

When MoS is 5 minutes late coming home, he buys his wife flowers and chocolates, and reads her poems.

Then the next day he goes to work Myself and BrainX and the rest of the empire go over there for some free head. She swallows too.

[brianX]

He would make a good pleasure boy for the squad. Gayer than balsa wood.

[Rambone]

He would make a good pleasure boy for the squad. Gayer than balsa wood.

I heard Brad Hollibaugh needs a new oil boy, should we go tell Jumpstart? Gayer than fuzzy navel wine coolers