Dear MoS, I made your wife eat her own shit off the end of my dick, while you were at work. Ask her.The same wife who "means the world" to you.
how's this for an Empire avatar..........two retarded boys eatin the shit out of an old queer's ass?
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white man comes in and introduces himself as MOS and ask:"How much for the white dildo?"He answers, "$35."MOS, "How much for the black one?"He, "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."MOS, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." pays him, and off he goes. A little bit later a black man, sarcasm, comes in and asks;"How much for the black dildo?"He, "$35."sarcasm, "How much for the white one?"He, "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."sarcasm, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." pays him, and off he goes. About an hour later a young blonde guy comes in, introduces himself as kiwiol and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He, "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."kiwiol, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?"He, "Well, that's a very special dildo it'll cost you $165."kiwiol thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." pays him, and off he goes.Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! Good story.....then we all took our 2 dildos and our thermos and shoved em all up your mama's fatass. THE END
Hahaha, yes. But refresh my memory MOS - did we first make Bandit, Bluto and Assholini to come out of that cavern or did we just shove them in while they were holding their 'camp' in there ?
Perhaps we should adopt your lame strategy - as soon as you start getting owned, stop replying, abandon that thread and go start another one. Hahaha you are as lame as Candidate's 'dieting' strategies hahaha.
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I'm not gonna follow every single thread where you post page after page of the same recycled gayjokes if that's what you think.This is not an endurance contest.
Translation: This is the post which acts as an excuse for me to stamp my feet like the little bitch I am and have a hissy fit, which will make me start my next lame thread with an even lamer post ad infinitum.
Or we simply cut to the chase with: MELTDOWN
Why don't you post her picture instead of repeating how cute she is, and let us decide?
Question is what you have to do, in order for her to make you breakfast.Don't make it sound like you're in control, everybody on Getbig knows you are pussy whipped.
You're close Bluto.....I do whip the pussy.
You cover her up on the street as well? People are not worthy to see your precious jewel, are you a taliban or something? Paperbag over her head.
I don't care what you do, bottom line is that you do what she says.
don't worry fag, some day Mr. Right will come a'knockin until then suck as much dick as possible and maybe one of those musclebears will propose to you and you can live in wedded bliss in Vermont.
And vice versa....it's called mutual respect.
