Citizens,
Monday was great here behind the walls of the Y, our Empire is getting stronger and stronger by the day.
...We welcome legionaire DANIELSON back from his journeys in the city of sin!
...MOD, Man of Disillusion, got another beating, this is so common now we can't get a crowd to the Colosseum to watch! If he doesn't get any better I'm gonna put my thumb down on this clown and cut his head off.
...kiwiol had another meltdown.

...RUDE BUOY submitted to the empire in a post by calling me "Emperor"
...Two great new threads started - Beers, and Club sluts with some of the best girls posted on the Getbig for a long time! More to come.
Bluto, Emporer of the Empire.