Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 732887 times)

Mars · « **Reply #3550 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:10:08 AM »

Hahahaha.

dan18 · « **Reply #3551 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:10:51 AM »

Quote from: jandal.ninja on July 25, 2006, 05:05:51 AM

monster 'look at me! - look at me mommy!...why won't you look at me? i hate you!!!!' - you got some serious attention issues and should really opt for blutos bum scrubber - it would be more fitting for a guy who likes to grovel, you know - right up ~~his~~ your alley.

ok mr ninja stop pounding on your key board,
whos looking for attention now oh maybe the squad will see this post and make me the penis scrubber at there next meeting well gotta start somewere

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #3552 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:11:23 AM »

I called up True Adonis last night and he told me there is NO WAY he's pulling out. He told me to tell you buck toothed jackasses that he's bringing in the best package ever.

kiwiol · « **Reply #3553 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:12:34 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 25, 2006, 05:10:51 AM

maybe the squad will see this post and make me the penis scrubber at there next meeting well gotta start somewere

Sorry dan18, the SQUAD's not looking for a penis scrubber. Just go scrub Mussolini's or Bluto's mangina hahaha

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #3554 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:13:01 AM »

i think bast will pull out. early on he saw himself as a contender but now he is just making up the numbers

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #3555 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:13:59 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 25, 2006, 05:10:51 AM

ok mr ninja stop pounding on your key board,
whos looking for attention now oh maybe the squad will see this post and make me the penis scrubber at there next meeting well gotta start somewere

i don't need anyone else to feel validated - you just never got enough tit when you were a kid huh? thats ok cause your dad gave you his pole as a substitue, constantly.

dan18 · « **Reply #3556 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:14:38 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 25, 2006, 05:09:59 AM

Hahaha, this coming from a retard who thinks Bluto is an actual emperor hahaha. BTW, meltdown.

This comming from a guy who tries so hard to fit in with a squad.look guys i too can post gay threads can i be your friend.
and when i have been flamed over and over again i will use someone elses jokes and try to pass them off as my own....

bigmc · « **Reply #3557 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:15:49 AM »

his best package ever is he going to stuff his trunks with socks

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #3558 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:17:19 AM »

I think my role is pretty clear in this shit

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #3559 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:17:41 AM »

keep it up dan18 - you'll make 2nd in charge in no time

dan18 · « **Reply #3560 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:23:31 AM »

Quote from: jandal.ninja on July 25, 2006, 05:13:59 AM

i don't need anyone else to feel validated - you just never got enough tit when you were a kid huh? thats ok cause your dad gave you his pole as a substitue, constantly.

whenever i need tit i know what corner your mom and sister work on
gayer than a name like ninja hey look guys im a ninja hiya..

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #3561 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:27:23 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 25, 2006, 05:23:31 AM

whenever i need tit i know what corner your mom and sister work on
gayer than a name like ninja hey look guys im a ninja hiya..

yeah man - they be on the same corner as your mom, sister, auntie, grand mother, cousin, nephew, uncle, dad, brother and dog - my mom and sister pimp your family for 5 cents a pop.
you are gay...ninjas are cool!

look guys...i am a ninja

kiwiol · « **Reply #3562 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:30:04 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 25, 2006, 05:14:38 AM

This comming from a guy who tries so hard to fit in with a squad.look guys i too can post gay threads can i be your friend.
and when i have been flamed over and over again i will use someone elses jokes and try to pass them off as my own....

But I don't belong to the SQUAD - I'm an ally of theirs, especially because they / we put tiny tits like you in your place. Hahaha but why bother explaining myself to a twat who sucks up to Bluto saying he wants to be his 2nd in charge HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA monster tiny tit

kiwiol · « **Reply #3563 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:31:14 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on July 25, 2006, 05:17:19 AM

I think my role is pretty clear in this shit

Yeah, merge threads in which your boytoys get owned over and over - I'm waiting for your next mood swing which'll make you go against your boy toy skin-flute hahaha

Bigger Business · « **Reply #3564 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:32:35 AM »

I should of read the rules

dan18 · « **Reply #3565 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:45:35 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 25, 2006, 05:30:04 AM

But I don't belong to the SQUAD - I'm an ally of theirs, especially because they / we put tiny tits like you in your place. Hahaha but why bother explaining myself to a twat who sucks up to Bluto saying he wants to be his 2nd in charge HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA monster tiny tit

Im sorry but it looks more like the squad has been put in there place
you claim that weve been owned try going back and taking a real hard look we have owned you guys over and over again and we dont use the same shit over and over again..
gayer than being a ally for the squad-translation =will wipe off there cocks with my mouth after they get done ass fucking each other

kiwiol · « **Reply #3566 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:54:07 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 25, 2006, 05:45:35 AM

Im sorry but it looks more like the squad has been put in there place
you claim that weve been owned try going back and taking a real hard look we have owned you guys over and over again and we dont use the same shit over and over again..
gayer than being a ally for the squad-translation =will wipe off there cocks with my mouth after they get done ass fucking each other

Hahaha hell hath no fury like Bluto's # 1 bottom bitch scorned. Monster denial about getting owned by the SQUAD and others over and over hahaha

dan18 · « **Reply #3567 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:09:42 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 25, 2006, 05:54:07 AM

Hahaha hell hath no fury like Bluto's # 1 bottom bitch scorned. Monster denial about getting owned by the SQUAD and others over and over hahaha

Thats funny you calling someone a bitch.
ally=bitch.
gayer than turning off a football game so you can go to a squad meeting.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #3568 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:15:19 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 25, 2006, 05:31:14 AM

Yeah, merge threads in which your boytoys get owned over and over - I'm waiting for your next mood swing which'll make you go against your boy toy skin-flute hahaha

ownings oh brother.

Fury · « **Reply #3569 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:17:06 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 25, 2006, 05:03:52 AM

that light you saw was a flashlight comming from your ass were the squad has its meetings.

hope that helps

Dan18, you're trying way too hard to seek approval from people on an internet message board.

Attention Whore!!!!!!!

dan18 · « **Reply #3570 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:24:20 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on July 25, 2006, 06:15:19 AM

ownings oh brother.

Yes bsb every post they make they belive is a owning.
imo im groing tired of all these pointless post lets move on to rebuilding this board to beer, babes and iron..
how the guitar playing going

dan18 · « **Reply #3571 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:26:31 AM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on July 25, 2006, 05:32:35 AM

I should of read the rules

hey theres bee pollen on the line here

kiwiol · « **Reply #3572 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:30:06 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 25, 2006, 06:09:42 AM

Thats funny you calling someone a bitch.
ally=bitch.
gayer than turning off a football game so you can go to a squad meeting.

Ally = Bitch? HAHAHAHAHA, obviously, you need to be both gay AND retarded to belong to Queen Skin-flute's Gaympire. And BTW, dan18, try not to use 'gayer than--' - you need a minimum amount of intellect to use it, which you obviously don't have, since you qualify to join the gaympire. Hahaha, gayer than an Elton John exclusive soundtrack for 'Queer eye for the straight guy'

gibberj2 · « **Reply #3573 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:47:03 AM »

I didn't know Alexxx was in it.
ANYWAY there is a natural section... we are supposed to take people's word for it? what is this?

Bluto · « **Reply #3574 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:49:34 AM »

First we have sarcasm, now get this, not only is he reported to be 25% bf, he was according to the luke going to participate in the original Mr Getbig, but he backed out when he didn't get 4 months (!) to get in shape !!

Can you imagine how fat he is if he needs 4 months to get in shape for having his picture taken? No wonder he's afraid to show himself.

Then we have superstargayham who apparantely is a fat ass too.

Then there's MOS who is 295pounds, "lifting for power" (another excuse for being a fatbody) and he doesn't approve of bodybuilding "aesthetics" this is just a classic example of somebody whos offseason lasts a lifetime, I bet he nobody can tell he even lift weights when he's wearing a sweater! he just looks like a regular of fatburger.

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