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gayer than Bert and Ernie the painfully obvious gay duo

kiwiol

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(i have to say - thats the best one yet!)

Yeah, sometimes it's best to simply state the plain truth. Hahahaha notice how Bandit and skin-flute have stopped posting. Expect these 2 queefs to shamelessly start tens of new threads tomorrow in which they'll claim they owned us. Hahahaha oh brother what a couple of cock inhalers hahahaha

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HAHAHAHAHA - multiple ownings of Buttbandit. Hope you guys are happy - he's probably burying his head in retard queen skin-flute's buttcrack bosom and weeping, thinking how mean we are. Hahahaha Bandit's gayer than a charity golf match.
Yea im sure he is stuned by your use of gay posts,he has been on these boards long before most.hes just not a post whore like yourself.


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hahahhahhahhahh yes brothers and allies of the squad we have hijacked and owned the greek empire on every gay thread fluto has made the ownings have been extremely harsh this morning well done these peter puffers are finished

i would like to say that i am not affiliated to anyone and don't share the agenda as such - but that was some funny sh!t

blutos 2 glad ;D iators bandit and danielson got 'shafted' (hahahahahaha) by bluto who left them in the cold...where does your affiliation lie now bandit??? all bluto can do to help you is create a new thread or consolidate this one...

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Yea im sure he is stuned by your use of gay posts,he has been on these boards long before most.hes just not a post whore like yourself.




you would know all about being a 'post' whore eh? - you can leave the gay talk out and go back to your cross dressing, saying you were at your sisters and forgot some night clothes and had only her dress to wear after all your clothing some how got wet....

pooftah!

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Yea im sure he is stuned by your use of gay posts,he has been on these boards long before most.hes just not a post whore like yourself.


My bad dan18. I thought you were only Bluto's bitch who stood up for her alone. I didn't realise you were Buttbandit's bitch as well. Hahaha oh brother, what a bitchalliance.

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gayer than Bert and Ernie the painfully obvious gay duo

wow - thats pretty gay..... i wouldnt have gone THAT far.....hehehehehehehe
truth is truth though - cannot argue with that

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We all have them so fess up.  Here's an oldie from when I was probably 16.

Had a moron friend who convinced me that tequila gave the same effect as smoking weed.  Having never drank it before, I guess I was stupid enough to believe him, (I was probably more dumb than him).  We decide to drive up to the restaurant / game room we worked at to drink and then go inside and connect with some other friends.  Anyway, we plow through a bottle of tequila while sitting outside.  Feeling little to no effect, we're dumb enought to think that we're not even drunk. 

And then I stepped out of the car, stood up and bam, I could barely stand and the world was spinning.  Obviously not the marijuana type effect I was looking for ::)  We spend the next hour or so literally out of our minds while hanging out inside.  In the end, I can remember being in the bathroom across the street at a fast food joint tossing my guts until the point that it was just dry heaves.  Absolute hell for GOD knows how long.  Finally his dad came to get us cause we could not drive.  I still remember to this day how he was crying to his dad that somebody put something into his soda.  Too funny.  Got his ass beat and I was doing everything I could not to laugh. ;D  Ahh good times. 

As a sidenote, to this day more than 20 years later, I still cannot stand the taste or smell of tequila, must be some sort of side effect of consuming that much at once.  :P
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Okay.....

I didn't start drinking till 18 so when I finally did I took to it like a man possessed. In the fall of 98' all of my friends started college and my best friend joined a frat at Temple University. He invited me and 2 other younger friends to his frat to party. Along the way we picked up some 40's and went to the party.
At the party I started by drinking two 40's and around 6 naddy's in about 1 1/2 hours and topped it off with a case of 24 whip it's. Now by this point we were getting rowdy. Screaming "UPPER DARBY" and pouring beers on the dance floor and bullying people. I almost get into a fight with the frat captain or whatever you call those gaylords and decide to leave. I call my cousin who has a dorm and asks if I can stay and he says I'm too wasted. By this point I'm slurring and really in bad shape. I walk out and this is where the story gets fuzzy. I remember pulling my dick out and pissing on the sidewalk and my mission was to get to the subway to go home. I remember puking all over the train and people not coming near me.
About 4 hours later I woke up at the last stop of the subway in south philly (started in North) and I was on a bench underground. I was missing my wallet and my sweater. It was 4am and I decided to walk home (ironically if I would have stayed put the train started running another hour and I was already in the station). I walk to City Hall and catch a 40$ cab ride home.

What a night!

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Dan18, you're trying way too hard to seek approval from people on an internet message board.

Attention Whore!!!!!!!



Buzzedfarty, You arent trying hard enough to seek attention from the empire so i deem you KING of the underacheivers.        Submissive Whore!!!!!!

YoMamaBeenLurking

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That's the kind of stuff I'm talking about  ;)

Whipits huh?  Got some stories about that too  ;D
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My roommate in college got drunk and fell backwards onto the edge of a brick wall. His head started pouring blood, but instead of going to the hospital he goes into the living room and starts playing video games. What a clown.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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TRue adonis and Alex are my LEGENDARY ICONS

Dammn I am flattered.. and all this time I thought you where more into the whole she male thing..
just push some weight!

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Check out this post from Groink:

"I don't see what the big deal about gay-for-pay is. Homos pay them money to strip, if they don't have a problem with it, why should anyone else care? Half of the fan base is gay anyway."

Groink spends so much time making up gay jokes on the internet, but defends the concept of gay-for-pay. I think it's safe to say that he's seen a few dicks in his day. Groink also admits that there is a 50% chance of him being gay, since he is a bodybuilding fan and "half of the fanbase is gay". What an idiot.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

BroadStreetBruiser

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That's the kind of stuff I'm talking about  ;)

Whipits huh?  Got some stories about that too  ;D

Whipit's are awesome. They turn a six pack into a case

Bluto

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Haha that's what I'm saying. They're closet homosexuals the whole bunch of them.
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I think this was the last straw for sarcasm. You can feel the desperation and anger in his writing. This is a man who has been beaten down and defeated.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=85572.0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

dan18

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SQUAD=MEANING
A small group of people engaded in the same activity.......
  [for the squad we all know what that is,there favorite activity]
GAY SEX


EMPIRE=MEANING
Practice by which powerful nations or people seek to extend and maintain control over weaker people..
territory-realm-kingdom-domain
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Bluto

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In this thread I'm going to post pictures of booty only. Dig it.

I start of with this little gem. Tap that ass.
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kiwiol

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dan18 = gaytard (gay + retard)

Read and understand hahaha

YoMamaBeenLurking

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Let's fix this shit  ;)

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Daddywaddy, is also funny as hell.   He says he got ripped on lemonade and potato chips.....thats hilarious stuff. ;D

dan18

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Haha that's what I'm saying. They're closet homosexuals the whole bunch of them.
sorry i didnt have a response these guys do all the work for us ;D
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Bluto

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Good thickness. Looks solid from the back. Obviously done a lot of lunges. Good color. Could have used a little more oil though.

I give her 8/10
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dan18

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dan18 = gaytard (gay + retard)

Read and understand hahaha
sad come back just use your same old material always seems to work for ya.
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