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kiwiol · « **Reply #4500 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:30:38 AM »

Hahahaha Usmokepole is breaking down. I can literally picture the tears streaming down your face at the moment you queer hahaha

Necrosis · « **Reply #4501 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:30:47 AM »

Quote from: jandal.ninja on July 26, 2006, 08:27:17 AM

you have a serious fetish for school aged children - you must be one of those internet predators we hear so much about...it was your up bringing right? too many late nights with dad going out late night 'trapping' in the woods...where no one can hear you...scream...in pleasure....hahahahahaha
you toasted fag!

so you are in junior high, do you smoke cigarettes often and have an undercut. hahaha your still learning about genitals in health class, monster virgin.

kiwiol · « **Reply #4502 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:31:40 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 08:30:47 AM

so you are in junior high, do you smoke cigarettes often and have an undercut. hahaha your still learning about genitals in health class, monster virgin.

Monster lame post

Necrosis · « **Reply #4503 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:33:27 AM »

are you guys a couple, you seem to stick up for each other alot. kiwi he is still in junior high stop trying to be a role model, his too far gone into homosexuality. wait maybe thats why your his role model.

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4504 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:34:33 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 08:30:47 AM

so you are in junior high, do you smoke cigarettes often and have an undercut. hahaha your still learning about genitals in health class, monster virgin.

i am as junior high as you are middle aged, bald and have a goatee to top off the midlife crisis look - the least you could have done was do a bandit and grow your hair long and put it in a pony tail while the sun still reflects off your bald shine

Fury · « **Reply #4505 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:35:26 AM »

Hahahaha oh brother, I'll bet "usmokepole" is the type of guy who dresses up in a pink leotard, spandex shorts, stuffs a sock in his thong and after putting his make up on, heads down to the local junior high football practice. There he runs up to the coach and says "Coach, I'm ready to give some "hands-on" coaching to all these future musclebear players. I'm going to need 4-5 stripped down to their jockstrap to meet in the locker room. Oh yeah, bring a football and some KY, we're going to have a ball, and I'm not talking about the sport!!!!" Gayer than Danielson's inbred husband.

kiwiol · « **Reply #4506 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:35:46 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 08:33:27 AM

are you guys a couple, you seem to stick up for each other alot. kiwi he is still in junior high stop trying to be a role model, his too far gone into homosexuality. wait maybe thats why your his role model.

hahaha stop screaming for mercy you queer - it's embarrasing hahaha. You should have stayed in your comfort zone, which is a circle of 1 metre radius from the centre point being your dad's 1 inch boner hahahaha.

Necrosis · « **Reply #4507 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:36:06 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol link=topic=85963.msg1227591#msg1227591 date=11539274? Usmokepole has lost it and he's talking to himself now hahahahahaha.
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this is lame, look everyone kiwi is being a non-intelligent fag. but we all knew that.

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4508 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:36:18 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 08:33:27 AM

are you guys a couple, you seem to stick up for each other alot. kiwi he is still in junior high stop trying to be a role model, his too far gone into homosexuality. wait maybe thats why your his role model.

you are my role model pole smoker - i learn how not to turn out gay by your example

Necrosis · « **Reply #4509 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:38:14 AM »

now ive got three fags to grill, shit anymore. did you guys msm him and say you needed help.

Necrosis · « **Reply #4510 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:40:33 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 26, 2006, 08:35:26 AM

Hahahaha oh brother, I'll bet "usmokepole" is the type of guy who dresses up in a pink leotard, spandex shorts, stuffs a sock in his thong and after putting his make up on, heads down to the local junior high football practice. There he runs up to the coach and says "Coach, I'm ready to give some "hands-on" coaching to all these future musclebear players. I'm going to need 4-5 stripped down to their jockstrap to meet in the locker room. Oh yeah, bring a football and some KY, we're going to have a ball, and I'm not talking about the sport!!!!" Gayer than Danielson's inbred husband.

that must have took you a while to think up, your trying to hard.

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4511 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:40:55 AM »

face it poleshaker - you should have gone to work today and saved yourself the shame and now embarrassment for being found as an internet board bitch - you could have saved yourself the added stress to your all ready dodgy ticker you 'ol timer

kiwiol · « **Reply #4512 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:41:13 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 26, 2006, 08:35:26 AM

Hahahaha oh brother, I'll bet "usmokepole" is the type of guy who dresses up in a pink leotard, spandex shorts, stuffs a sock in his thong and after putting his make up on, heads down to the local junior high football practice. There he runs up to the coach and says "Coach, I'm ready to give some "hands-on" coaching to all these future musclebear players. I'm going to need 4-5 stripped down to their jockstrap to meet in the locker room. Oh yeah, bring a football and some KY, we're going to have a ball, and I'm not talking about the sport!!!!" Gayer than Danielson's inbred husband.

Hahahaha yes Berzerkfury. Usmokepole is the kind of guy who walks up to an Indian Musclebear, starts a lame argument about some random topic and then, after sufficient time, says, "Ok, no more fighting. Lets smoke a peace pipe". And when the musclebear agrees, only to be completely shocked a second later to see Usmokepole reach under his loincloth and asks him what the hell he's doing, Usmokepole replies, "Sorry did I say peace pipe, I meant a 'piss pipe'. Let me just have my way pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea se" as he drools from the corner of his mouth. Hahahahaha gayer than Danielson and Buttbandit 'sparring' to 'entertain' Bluto.

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4513 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:43:27 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 08:38:14 AM

now ive got three fags to grill, shit anymore. did you guys msm him and say you needed help.

allow me to translate what poleman was really saying *ahem*

whaa whaa whaaa whaa whaa i want my 'daddy' whaa whaaa whaa whaa whaa whaaa wha

Necrosis · « **Reply #4514 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:43:51 AM »

haha, now all of you are trying way to hard. funny how the three fags ive owned try to team up and get me back, hahaha im sorry if i hurt your feelings you cocktail fruits.

kiwiol · « **Reply #4515 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:45:08 AM »

Quote from: jandal.ninja on July 26, 2006, 08:43:27 AM

allow me to translate what poleman was really saying *ahem*

whaa whaa whaaa whaa whaa i want my 'daddy' whaa whaaa whaa whaa whaa whaaa wha

Hahahahaha yes!!!!!!!!!!!! You have captured it perfectly hahahahaha

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4516 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:46:00 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 08:43:51 AM

haha, now all of you are trying way to hard. funny how the three fags ive owned try to team up and get me back, hahaha im sorry if i hurt your feelings you cocktail fruits.

who's feelings are hurt? you say this, but its a statement the would be associated to stepping away...then running like hell back to you bed where you can hide under the covers...

kiwiol · « **Reply #4517 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:47:07 AM »

Quote from: jandal.ninja on July 26, 2006, 08:46:00 AM

then running like hell back to you bed where you can hide under the covers...

You're wrong here bro - Usmokepole still sleeps with his dad hahahahahahaha

Necrosis · « **Reply #4518 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:48:23 AM »

heres what im really trying to say. it must be lunchtime huh ninja, i bet jungle jim cant wait for you to climb all over him again. hold on just a minute longer his almost done. haah you probably still got diaper rash you little homo, shut the fuck up before i slap you with baby powder, ahaha im a pimp and your mother is employee of the month.

Necrosis · « **Reply #4519 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:50:07 AM »

you fags post at the same time, how cute.

kiwiol · « **Reply #4520 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:50:33 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 08:48:23 AM

heres what im really trying to say. it must be lunchtime huh ninja, i bet jungle jim cant wait for you to climb all over him again. hold on just a minute longer his almost done. haah you probably still got diaper rash you little homo, shut the f**k up before i slap you with baby powder, ahaha im a pimp and your mother is employee of the month.

Hahahaha this tiny tit has officially been buried and his grave's been pissed on. Someone rename this thread 'The complete and shameful end of the Bumpire's newest skidmark 'Usmokepole' hahahahaha. Gayer than a dehumidifier.

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4521 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:53:17 AM »

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i pimp your momma for 20 cents - dudes come up to her and i give em 20 cents, who's the better pimp now???
hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4522 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:54:32 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 08:50:07 AM

you fags post at the same time, how cute.

you, smoke pole - how gay

kiwiol · « **Reply #4523 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:55:48 AM »

Quote from: jandal.ninja on July 26, 2006, 08:54:32 AM

you smoke pole - how gay

J.N, allow me to explain the origin of this Indian 'Usmokepole's name. Of course, as is tradition in native americans, it is customary to name newborns after their nature. Apparently, when 'Usmokepole' was born and he was crying as newborn babies do, his mom tried to nurse him, which made him cry and suffer even more. The whole crying stopped only when the confused and anxious mother took him to the local male witch doctor (who was a muscle bear). Apparently, even before the 'doctor' could check him out and even though Usmokepole was only a newborn, he somehow managed to find the doctor's cock and started sucking it with a ferocity that was hard to believe of a newborn ! And thus, was Usmokepole named - and obviously, he justifies this name on a daily basis hahahaha. Gayer than acupuncture.

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4524 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:57:28 AM »

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