I don't really see the sense of thinking I'm a member who's been here longer and lives in Europe. Or maybe this was some sort of crazy scheme I came up with years ago 
And I don't see what the point is of you being the mod of a board where you allow Bluto and co to do whatever they want while you keep merging threads that are made by the opposition. For sure, it's just a load of BS that goes back and forth to kill some time, but you take the fun away by introducing a handicap on one side. Of course, it's not the end of the world nor does anyone take it seriously, but its like playing a game - it doesnt affect your life in any way, but it does matter while you are playing it.
Being a mod requires you to be on watch and uphold the rules - It doesn't give you the right to judge and decide who's right or wrong, or what stays and what goes. If as you say, you are bored with the Y board and you barely read the threads here, why spoil the fun for those of us who frequent this board regularly? Either get your act together or let some third party take over.
And finally, just because when it comes to the Y, you are a bored and miserable asshole, don't make it so it's that way for others who actually would have a blast otherwise
