Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 733957 times)

Fury · « **Reply #5025 on:** July 26, 2006, 07:55:30 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 07:42:35 PM

yes but he has to earn his strips, and ass drinking is the only way. must fill it till the cup runeth over, ahah. at least i repeat my own shit to provoke meltdowns while the squad steals from eddie murphy movies.

Repeating "your own shit" shows that you have absolutely no originality and only one tired out, overused comment that wasn't very insulting to begin with.

sarcasm · « **Reply #5026 on:** July 26, 2006, 07:55:45 PM »

usmokepoles mom is so black that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

sarcasm · « **Reply #5027 on:** July 26, 2006, 07:56:47 PM »

usmokepoles mom is so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Necrosis · « **Reply #5028 on:** July 26, 2006, 07:57:00 PM »

sarcasms momma is so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ass

Necrosis · « **Reply #5029 on:** July 26, 2006, 07:58:07 PM »

Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.

Fury · « **Reply #5030 on:** July 26, 2006, 07:58:15 PM »

Quote from: JamieX4200 on July 26, 2006, 07:00:31 PM

bluto the emporer will go down; just like the battle of troy.

Yes, there empire is already in shambles. The only twunt backing Bluto up is this "ismokepenis" guy or w/e the hell his name is. I stopped listening to his comments after the 25th time he used the same "you drink out of so and so's ass" line. Monster Empire alright.

sarcasm · « **Reply #5031 on:** July 26, 2006, 07:58:40 PM »

usmokepoles mom is so fat a cop saw her standing by herself on the street the other day and said, "hey, break it up over there!!!!!"

brianX · « **Reply #5032 on:** July 26, 2006, 07:59:24 PM »

Everything I said in that post was accurate. I graduated from the Dallas TAG Magnet, the most elite high school in the US. I graduated Cum Laude from the University of Texas in 2003 with a B.S. in Physics. It's not my fault you've never done anything exceptional in your life.

sarcasm · « **Reply #5033 on:** July 26, 2006, 07:59:33 PM »

usmokepoles mom is so poor that her front door and back door are on the same hinge.

Necrosis · « **Reply #5034 on:** July 26, 2006, 07:59:51 PM »

dude read all my posts today, they've all been the most original shit ever posted cat. if you dont find drinking out of another mans anus insulting, i think you should ask yourself a question.

sarcasm · « **Reply #5035 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:00:25 PM »

Quote from: brianX on July 26, 2006, 07:59:24 PM

Everything I said in that post was accurate. I graduated from the Dallas TAG Magnet, the most elite high school in the US. I graduated Cum Laude from the University of Texas in 2003 with a B.S. in Physics. It's not my fault you've never done anything exceptional in your life.

hahahaha, i guess that's why you post on an internet message board 7 hours a day, hahahaha.

brianX · « **Reply #5036 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:00:50 PM »

I do deadlifts, leg presses, and hack squats. My legs are over 29".

Fury · « **Reply #5037 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:01:34 PM »

Quote from: brianX on July 26, 2006, 08:00:50 PM

I do deadlifts, leg presses, and hack squats. My legs are over 29".

Hahahaha, no squats? Get the hell out of here lightweight.

brianX · « **Reply #5038 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:02:05 PM »

BerzerkFury has entered meltdown mode! His blood pressure is skyrocketing!!!

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 26, 2006, 07:54:39 PM

Listen asshole, YOU DON'T EVEN DO LEGS. Who the f**k are you to tell anyone what they do and don't know about lifting. Your little comment about legs was by far the dumbest thing I've ever seen someone who lifts say.

Necrosis · « **Reply #5039 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:02:08 PM »

sarcasms Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate

Fury · « **Reply #5040 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:02:20 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on July 26, 2006, 08:00:25 PM

hahahaha, i guess that's why you post on an internet message board 7 hours a day, hahahaha.

hahahahah yes, he must be searching for a cure for AIDS on getbig. Monster bullshit artist.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #5041 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:03:34 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 26, 2006, 07:58:15 PM

Yes, there empire is already in shambles. The only twunt backing Bluto up is this "ismokepenis" guy or w/e the hell his name is. I stopped listening to his comments after the 25th time he used the same "you drink out of so and so's ass" line. Monster Empire alright.

hhaahahahahah yes berzerk the empire couldn't even make it past the first wave of the squad and its allies i say good job you Kiwiok and bigc owned these twunts swiftly and handily

Necrosis · « **Reply #5042 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:06:40 PM »

your fixated on drinking out of peoples asses. i run you bitch admit it already ive owned you so many times today. you know my name, its the same as yours, its me your father i knocked your whore mother up years ago and split when i seen what a fugly piece of shit you were. glad to see you turned out good, posting all day on an internet forum. maybe with a male role model you wouldn't be drinking out of peoples asses, hahahaha.

brianX · « **Reply #5043 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:06:45 PM »

Oh no!!! How are we going to defeat fearsome foes like JamieX, Rude Buoy, and BerzerkFury? We're screwed!!!

Necrosis · « **Reply #5044 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:07:50 PM »

haah, first wave, so you guys do study band of brothers.

Necrosis · « **Reply #5045 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:09:21 PM »

he is searching for the cure for aids, this is the best place to come since all the homos in the squad are dying from it, stay positive.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #5046 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:10:13 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 08:07:50 PM

haah, first wave, so you guys do study band of brothers.

UMMMMMMMMMM yes and you still suck cock move along timmy

Fury · « **Reply #5047 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:14:42 PM »

Quote from: brianX on July 26, 2006, 08:02:05 PM

BerzerkFury has entered meltdown mode! His blood pressure is skyrocketing!!!

I'm calm as can be. Just got back from the driving range only to see some asshole giving lifting advice.

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #5048 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:14:59 PM »

Quote from: brianX on July 26, 2006, 07:59:24 PM

Everything I said in that post was accurate. I graduated from the Dallas TAG Magnet, the most elite high school in the US. I graduated Cum Laude from the University of Texas in 2003 with a B.S. in Physics. It's not my fault you've never done anything exceptional in your life.

i also came loudly a bunch of times in college.

by the way, a b.s. in physics is fairly useless unless you go to grad school.

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #5049 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:16:09 PM »

Quote from: brianX on July 26, 2006, 03:31:20 PM

Someone should post that photo of Kegdrainer where he looks like a 170 lb nerd with deflated biceps.

OMG mr. 800 SAT in math can't figure out how to repost a picture on the internet.
That pic you refer to I am about 270 lbs