Hahahahahaha! He tried telling me he has my ip address and he's going to kill me.
"What's the complaint, son?"
Uh...he called me names on the internet...
" What did he say, exactly?"
He uh...called me gay and told me I show my butthole to old gay men in hotel rooms and made fun of my wig...
" Well, son...you DO have a wig you ARE gay and you ALWAYS show your taint to old rich fruits in seedy hotel rooms...dontch'a son?"
Yes...but..but...
"Son? I'm giving you 10 seconds to walk out of this precint or for help me I'll arrest you for 'herrasment'...now BEAT IT!"