He claimed on MM that he could beat that bare knuckle fighter Kimbo - then Kimbo's manager contacted him publically on MM to organise a fight, but little Zach had a change of heart and wet his cotton panties. Ha ha ha, it was such a brutal owning it was almost as good as Adonis's loss to that chinky guy 
Actually, I claimed I could have beaten the guy Kimbo beat, because that guy was a really shitty boxer. Then I just said I didn't think Kimbo was that scary and that he wasn't some amazing mma fighter that would win the championship belt, because people were talking about how they'd rather be hit by a car than fight him. I mean, come on, it's just a big guy that boxes. The manager never contacted me, what happened was everyone was trying to raise the money for the fight, meanwhile I tried in vain to explain that I never thought I could ever WIN unless it was by pure accident, and that it was a dumbass idea anyway for a lone white boy to go down and confront Kimbo's posse. All I ever said was that the guy Kimbo fought was awful, and Kimbo himself was just a big bear of a boxer and nothing amazing.
Also, I hate to ruin some of the fun around here, but I kinda lied about that picture I took of me in the hospital garb. I wasn't in a mental hospital for a week, I was in the regular hospital for a day. I just overdrank myself and they took me in to see if I was all right. When I left, I took the clothes with me and then snapped that photo in the bathroom back in my dorm. Think about it, guys. Why would they let me alone in the bathroom with a camera if I was actually in a looney bin? I concocted the big story because I thought it was waaaay more entertaining. Which it was. The true story's a lot less interesting, I know.
Yeah, I do some powerlifting now. The video wasn't 315 with a shirt, it was 385, and it was the 2nd time I'd ever tried it. I've since gotten 460 in the shirt and 325 raw with a pause. I'm also exemplifying the fatass powerlifter credo, so don't expect any pictures of me posing any time soon.
Flattering to know people are still thinking about me. And thank you anonymous member for tipping me off to the existence of the thread.
