Everyone knows that once you own a HUMMER you are an icon. A legend. Selling your dignity and self respect doesn't matter how you GOT the HUMMER, as long as you HAVE the HUMMER. On top of that, pasting slogans on your back windshields like the soccer mom's do for their 8 year old soccer icons, just goes to solidify that the world is at the tip of your finger. It's obvious Derek is headed to the tip of the iceberg, straight to the top! With the HUMMER, and.... $300 webcam, Derek is gold. Edit that, everything Derek now touches turns to gold. He is on a mission and you people just can't seem to come to your senses and see that.
DEREK FOR PREZ!