Thank you all so much for the humor. I understand all the threats of WHIPPING PAW PAW's ass is mere humor. Bahahahaha and I thank you so much for making me laugh during this special holiday season.
Oh, by the way, a friend of my ex called to tell me she had a car accident last weekend, broke her leg and her hip, several ribs. I asked them to pass a message to her..... Dear Mary, its a shame you didn't go through the windshield and meet your maker. Although many bars would miss your buisness, the world would be a better place if you had perished in the wreck. Sincerely, the man so glad you are out of my life.
Your unadoring husband,
Terry