THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies, this is Joey Swoll, aka Tristan Joseph, aka Tristan Swoll. You’ll find him at the gym jamming needles in his ass, or creeping Facebook for fitness and or bikini girls. He claims to be a nice boy, and he tell you everything you want to hear.
But Joeys real passion is sucking Greg for money. I was dating Joey for the last YEAR, I made all his food, and even helped him with his needles, but then I found out he was cheating on me ALL THE TIME!! and I found out he has a Gay porn website, when I confronted him about it he told me he needed the money to pay his sick grannies medical bills. Not only that but he gave me 2 DRD’s. thank god mine were fixed with a few pills, cuz he gave my ex best friend DRD that doesn’t go away! Stay away Ladies!!! Hes Trouble.
Ladies never trust a man named Tristan.- nik
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January 17, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Anonymous says:
I can’t tell if you guys hate him more for being a cheater/liar/drug user or for being gay. Replace the word “gay” with the word “black” and then take stock of how bigoted some of these comments are. Also, sleep with dogs and you’re going to get fleas girly.
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May 5, 2011 at 9:02 am
Anonymous says:
This idiot is now dating a porn star Erika Thompson Aka Xara Diaz or Karen Karma. This just way too funny!! Lol
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May 14, 2011 at 10:33 pm
Anonymous says:
True! He and Xara Diaz / Erica Moore / Karen Kam
DESERVE each other!!!
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June 15, 2011 at 5:59 pm
fair is fair says:
Joey is the most amazing man i ever met!!!!!
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October 10, 2011 at 9:09 am
Anonymous says:
Ha ha ha!!
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June 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Y the hate? says:
To all of you haters, I recently met Joey at my gym and he’s a really nice kid pursuing his dreams. Why the hate and venom here?
So what he cheated? All men cheat, the hot ones simply have more opportunities.
Steroids? of course. He is a bodybuilder chasing a pro card.
And the gay for pay stuff? Maybe not a wholesome way to make a living but who’s to judge?
Not everyone has wealthy parents, a trust fund or a well paid job. And most good looking people (men and women) use their looks for financial gain.
BTW, read the statistics recently? 1 in 5 Americans has herpes.
Sure he’s the one who gave it to you?
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July 10, 2011 at 11:10 pm
Dmatt says:
Joey Swoll, Tristan Blue, Tristan Swoll…. how many aka do u have Bitch lol
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July 11, 2011 at 12:18 am
SAD TO SAY.... says:
lets cut the shit…..No1 YES he is a great guy to his male friends only! he would do anything for them….
No2 …he is the most insecure man i have EVER met! YES he talks rubbish when it comes to girls!!…he is a good story teller…lucky for him most girls DO believe his crap!! girls DONT blame him for the fact u are SO stupid!!
I spent some time with Joey… gentleman at the start …
2nd date he mentioned kids/marriage! i was a little shocked! i told him he is weird!!
date 3, he opened up to me about his family, certain friends and specially his ex’s….some very bad shit! i just found that little weird too….i would NEVER EVER speak badly of my family or friends no matter how bad they may be…specially to some one i just met!!….no loyalty here!
Anyway i was smart enough to see the signs of “caution trouble” and told him to get a life! Im happy! Looks isnt everything Girls!! BE SMART!!
As for him….i wish him all the happiness in the world!! I doubt he would ever find it with that attitude!! He is very lucky god has given him those great looks that he is able bluff though life like that coz if he had to rely on his brain…omg! Massive fail!! Peace out!
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July 12, 2011 at 3:17 am
Anonymous says:
Unfortunally all those looks will never help with his height lol…..He is a midget with a napoleon complex.
He really needs to get a job and stop exploiding others for favors and living of others.
Can anyone tell me why would anyone date a girl who was in the porn industry? I guess he is just that type of a guy.
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July 11, 2011 at 9:16 pm
Santa Monica Girl says:
I met him three weeks ago but did not date him.
At first, he was attentive and polite. I gave him my number and he immediately started texting me naked photos. That, combined with the fact he does not have a known occupation, raised red flags. So I googled his name. Sure enough, here comes The Dirty and the gay sites. These days everyone uses google to find out if a potential date has a criminal record, has done porn, or whatever else you need to know. It is the smart thing to do, no matter how hot the guy is.
As for Joey, a sucker is born every minute so he will probably keep the deceipt going for as long a he can.
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August 14, 2011 at 3:15 pm
Anonymous says:
Joey is now “dating” AJ Archer, AKA Tyler Stevens, AKA Bianca Beauvais. She is a high end call girl in Las Vegas and she has her own website…biancabeauvais.com
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September 13, 2011 at 7:40 am
Anonymous says:
What on earth is happening to his hair? And where did all does wrinkles come from? It’s just sad! It was just bad enough his lack of height lol….but now he is looking old.
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November 30, 2011 at 11:23 pm
me me says:
nasty duddee nasty nasty stay away from him
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March 8, 2012 at 11:12 pm
a nice girl... says:
hes a nice guy…why people hate him so much, that kid has so much respect for others, who cares if he short ,no one is perfect , n who cares if he goes out with porn stars,hes young full of life, if girls want to fall over heels for him thats their problem hes hot, but hes humble and real, n if he want to sent pic around the world to woman that are bored at home …the be it ..let a real man live …ah and sorry about his ex, stop wasting your energy, you just gone make him more famous….
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March 31, 2012 at 2:06 pm
Nibbs says:
wow! it cracks me up that I was so on point about this dude. reading all these comments on here and other blogs and site just blows my mind. this guy needs a new approach to women. he did the same shit with everyone I see. Mr. Swoll, step ur game up or change it up atleast! Im glad I dodged that bullet when i did. Phew! I stopped him in his tracks when I saw was he was about and when he tried to run his game on me. Then he tried to flip it around on me cuz I wasnt having it. Pfsh! get a clue bro
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