Author Topic: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: DIVORCE (Read 40057 times)

deadz · « **Reply #25 on:** June 29, 2012, 01:52:40 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on June 29, 2012, 11:35:53 AM

Fine-ass titties.

I always thought Katie was beautiful. More pics if you got em.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #26 on:** June 29, 2012, 04:46:42 PM »

Quote from: Nomad on June 29, 2012, 12:36:15 PM

Isn't Tom gay?

Mimi Rodgers his first wife said that he is gay

He ended his 2nd marriage right around the 10 or 11 year mark. Which supposedly was just a few days away from Nicole Kidman collecting over 100 million as was written in the pre-nup

I'm guessing this 3rd marriage is ending because of pre-nup payouts. Katie probably fought for a 7 year payout instead of what Nicole had.

Cruise will have a new beard in about 6 months and will be re-married in about a year. I would bet the house that we will hear about Tom Cruise and Taylor Swift being seen out and about soon enough. Taylor Swift is supposedly a professional payed beard. Tim Tebow was playing around with the idea of using her services. That is until his people most likely Googled her name and saw that many people are talking about her being seen with obvious homosexual men.

arce1988 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 29, 2012, 04:49:58 PM »

another gay

wes · « **Reply #28 on:** June 29, 2012, 04:54:22 PM »

She played him like a fucking piano.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #29 on:** June 29, 2012, 05:02:22 PM »

Does anyone recall how Tom Cruise got his start in motion pictures?

bike nut · « **Reply #30 on:** June 29, 2012, 05:25:05 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on June 29, 2012, 05:02:22 PM

Does anyone recall how Tom Cruise got his start in motion pictures?

Brooke Shields movie? Endless Love?

Or was Taps his first movie?

YngiweRhoads · « **Reply #31 on:** June 29, 2012, 06:01:58 PM »

Nomad · « **Reply #32 on:** June 29, 2012, 06:15:40 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on June 29, 2012, 04:46:42 PM

Mimi Rodgers his first wife said that he is gay

He ended his 2nd marriage right around the 10 or 11 year mark. Which supposedly was just a few days away from Nicole Kidman collecting over 100 million as was written in the pre-nup

I'm guessing this 3rd marriage is ending because of pre-nup payouts. Katie probably fought for a 7 year payout instead of what Nicole had.

Cruise will have a new beard in about 6 months and will be re-married in about a year. I would bet the house that we will hear about Tom Cruise and Taylor Swift being seen out and about soon enough. Taylor Swift is supposedly a professional payed beard. Tim Tebow was playing around with the idea of using her services. That is until his people most likely Googled her name and saw that many people are talking about her being seen with obvious homosexual men.

professional payed beard? is this some sort of term for a paid cover marriage?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #33 on:** June 29, 2012, 06:21:20 PM »

Better for the mental health of his daughter & Katie

epic_alien · « **Reply #34 on:** June 29, 2012, 06:30:15 PM »

do you think he might be a bronskie boy?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #35 on:** June 29, 2012, 06:41:00 PM »

I think he's a bi-boy

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 29, 2012, 07:20:51 PM »

Whatever he is, he seems to be makin' money and livin' the life as he wants to.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #37 on:** June 29, 2012, 08:50:12 PM »

Quote from: Nomad on June 29, 2012, 06:15:40 PM

professional payed beard? is this some sort of term for a paid cover marriage?

Yes for gay men

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #38 on:** June 29, 2012, 08:53:27 PM »

It also should be stated that Tom Cruise has divorced all three wives at their age of 33(even though Holmes is the one filing for divorce, make no mistake, Tom is divorcing Katie). 33 is the illuminati number.

hrspwr · « **Reply #39 on:** June 29, 2012, 08:54:16 PM »

Fuck it for 5 million he can suck my dick.

Swollen_Powell · « **Reply #40 on:** June 30, 2012, 12:02:42 AM »

he was jumpin on couches for this smut, hopefully next time, less simpin, more pimpin

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #41 on:** June 30, 2012, 06:49:17 AM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on June 29, 2012, 12:24:46 PM

Exactly. Tom is a flaming homo. Most marriages are business deals in Hollywood these days.

John and Tom, the ultimate in Hollywood power couple.

THE BEEF

m8 · « **Reply #42 on:** June 30, 2012, 07:01:02 AM »

SquidVicious · « **Reply #43 on:** June 30, 2012, 07:29:37 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on June 29, 2012, 01:44:02 PM

It's very difficult for a ~~gay~~ straight man to remain married to a woman.

"1"

Fixed.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #44 on:** June 30, 2012, 07:45:47 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on June 29, 2012, 12:20:32 PM

Tom's now looking for a new beard. Shouldn't be too hard to find in Hollywood.

This!

Jaime · « **Reply #45 on:** June 30, 2012, 09:00:07 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on June 29, 2012, 04:46:42 PM

Mimi Rodgers his first wife said that he is gay

He ended his 2nd marriage right around the 10 or 11 year mark. Which supposedly was just a few days away from Nicole Kidman collecting over 100 million as was written in the pre-nup

I'm guessing this 3rd marriage is ending because of pre-nup payouts. Katie probably fought for a 7 year payout instead of what Nicole had.

Cruise will have a new beard in about 6 months and will be re-married in about a year. I would bet the house that we will hear about Tom Cruise and Taylor Swift being seen out and about soon enough. Taylor Swift is supposedly a professional payed beard. Tim Tebow was playing around with the idea of using her services. That is until his people most likely Googled her name and saw that many people are talking about her being seen with obvious homosexual men.

I love all of your posts bro. Very informative and funny.

Fortress · « **Reply #46 on:** June 30, 2012, 11:49:28 AM »

When they started, I remember saying to a bud that Katie is in love with the IDEA of being with the Movie Star Tom Cruise, not the real man. She herself said she was ecstatic because she had posters of him on her bedroom walls when she was a young girl. Had had a crush on him.

Once she fully came to the reality that she had married a little gay troll who was brainwashed into a cult, she was like, Oops!

She fell in love with the fantasy and the reality bit her on the ass.

Their kid, Suri, will grow to be one hideous woman, let me tell you. The ego and shit will be one for the record books.

Tom is a maniac, pure and simple. Clinically insane, I would suggest.

Holmes' career is all but dead. She also had hoped marrying Tom would propel her to Kidman levels of star power. No chance.

It's all a fuckin' joke.

bike nut · « **Reply #47 on:** June 30, 2012, 11:50:52 AM »

Don't care about Tom Cruise, don't care about Katie Holmes except for the fact that she is an attractive female.

Really just hope the tabloid media leaves the kid (Suri?) out of all this. She is innocent here and should be considered "hands off".

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #48 on:** June 30, 2012, 11:55:52 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on June 30, 2012, 11:49:28 AM

When they started, I remember saying to a bud that Katie is in love with the IDEA of being with the Movie Star Tom Cruise, not the real man. She herself said she was ecstatic because she had posters of him on her bedroom walls when she was a young girl. Had had a crush on him.

Once she fully came to the reality that she had married a little gay troll who was brainwashed into a cult, she was like, Oops!

She fell in love with the fantasy and the reality bit her on the ass.

Their kid, Suri, will grow to be one hideous woman, let me tell you. The ego and shit will be one for the record books.

Tom is a maniac, pure and simple. Clinically insane, I would suggest.

Holmes' career is all but dead. She also had hoped marrying Tom would propel her to Kidman levels of star power. No chance.

It's all a fuckin' joke.

You seem to have the inside scoop on this, are you on speaking terms with Katie by any chance?

arce1988 · « **Reply #49 on:** June 30, 2012, 01:57:29 PM »

They are gay

Author Topic: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: DIVORCE (Read 40057 times)

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