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Big Boy Game!
« on: June 30, 2012, 05:17:40 PM »
So what's your best pick up line with these broads that'll get you in bed with them the same day without even having to impress them with your looks nor money?

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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2012, 05:46:44 PM »
Pre-marriage, I always liked, "Hey, I dont mean any disrespect, but I think youre really hot, wanna fuck?"
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2012, 05:48:33 PM »
ya know what i like baby and come give big daddy some lovin
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2012, 05:50:29 PM »
In the 70's it was

"Hey, What's your sign?"

Now it's

 "Hey I have a video camera,  you wanna be famous?"
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2012, 05:52:05 PM »
Another gem is to say

"Walk very casually out the door,  any sign of trouble and I will shoot you."
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2012, 06:47:18 PM »
I put the STD in stud, and all I need is U
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2012, 06:48:51 PM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on June 30, 2012, 06:47:18 PM
I put the STD in stud, and all I need is U

hahah must work like a charm
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2012, 06:56:55 PM »
Damn baby your so fine I'd kiss the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the laundry truck that took your dirty panties away.  ;D
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2012, 06:59:24 PM »
Quote from: liberty on June 30, 2012, 06:56:55 PM
Damn baby your so fine I'd kiss the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the laundry truck that took your dirty panties away.  ;D

That's one of the best.
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2012, 07:09:12 PM »
I like how your legs come together and make an ass outta themselves.


I wish I had a swing like that in my backyard.
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2012, 07:26:07 PM »
Nice dress,but it would look nicer on my bedroom floor.
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2012, 11:52:33 PM »
Actually i dont say much, women hit on me all the time if she is good looking i play along if not i ignore her.
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2012, 01:13:47 AM »
Quote from: wes on June 30, 2012, 07:26:07 PM
Nice dress,but it would look nicer on my bedroom floor.
^^
Did that work?
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2012, 02:15:24 AM »
Caveman style? Club her over the head and drag her home by her hair.
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2012, 02:17:33 AM »
Quote from: Thespritz0 on July 01, 2012, 01:13:47 AM
^^
Did that work?
Quite often actually..............on ly to be used in certain situations.

One thing I used to do that would get me laid or at least a phone number, would be if I saw a pretty woman anywhere,I would stop them on the street and say to them:

"Excuse me,but I just had to stop you just to say that you are the most beautiful woman I`ve seen in this town in years."

Or I`d say:

"Excuse me,I don`t know if anyone else has told you this yet today,but you are simply the most gorgeous woman I`ve ever seen..........I just wanted to be the first one to tell you this today."

Always works,they love to be complimented.

If nothing else,they`d always reply with a huge smile, and tell me that I made their day.
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2012, 02:26:58 AM »
Quote from: wes on July 01, 2012, 02:17:33 AM
Quite often actually..............on ly to be used in certain situations.

One thing I used to do that would get me laid or at least a phone number, would be if I saw a pretty woman anywhere,I would stop them on the street and say to them:

"Excuse me,but I just had to stop you just to say that you are the most beautiful woman I`ve seen in this town in years."

Or I`d say:

"Excuse me,I don`t know if anyone else has told you this yet today,but you are simply the most gorgeous woman I`ve ever seen..........I just wanted to be the first one to tell you this today."

Always works,they love to be complimented.

If nothing else,they`d always reply with a huge smile, and tell me that I made their day.

Was this during the Mustache years?
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2012, 02:32:26 AM »
Quote from: outby43 on July 01, 2012, 02:26:58 AM
Was this during the Mustache years?
Yes,look for my new book coming out soon:

"How To Be A Player" by Wes -  Volume # 1,"The Moustache Years".  ;D
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2012, 02:35:26 AM »
Quote from: wes on July 01, 2012, 02:32:26 AM
Yes,look for my new book coming out soon:

"How To Be A Player" by Wes -  Volume # 1,"The Moustache Years".  ;D

 ;D
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2012, 02:58:25 AM »
You don't need a pickup line if you recognize the slutty type.
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2012, 03:30:58 AM »
Do you buy your pants on sale?

Because at my house they would be 100% off.


(saw this floating around facebook and loved it!)
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2012, 04:02:16 AM »
i would crawl a million miles over broken glass just to wank in your shadow
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2012, 05:03:48 AM »


Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my cock
So suck it maybe ?



HAHAHAHAHA, these are so retarded they're fun  ;D ;D  
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2012, 05:08:57 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on July 01, 2012, 04:02:16 AM
i would crawl a million miles over broken glass just to wank in your shadow

I'd drag my balls through miles of broken glass and barbed wire just to hear you fart over a walkie-talkie  ;D
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2012, 05:09:08 AM »
"that dress looks very becoming, but if i was on you i'd be cuming too!"
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Re: Big Boy Game!
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2012, 05:34:14 AM »
Quote from: outby43 on July 01, 2012, 02:26:58 AM
Was this during the Mustache years?

No, before that....and Wes is lying...it was more like :

"Me, Wes.....me want you.....you come to cave now"

as he grew it was more like....

"I dare say that a fine maiden such as yourself should aspire to loosen her corset in my humble dwelling above the saloon before those ruffian cowboys come into town and drink all the whiskey and shoot the cattle"
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