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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2012, 11:43:01 AM »
WIP
whistle in peace Ang


highschool classmate of wes if im not mistaken
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2012, 12:43:28 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on July 03, 2012, 11:09:36 AM
My favorite episode is that one where the old lady buys all that meat and the freezer goes out!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

"Bargain Day" 

Call the MAN!!
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2012, 12:44:26 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on July 03, 2012, 10:49:58 AM
those hamburgers got burnt

True, but Floyd can't be held responsible.

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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2012, 12:45:58 PM »
86, it was time.
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2012, 01:51:34 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on July 03, 2012, 07:31:41 AM
Jamie, I'll die when your mom convinces me to not use a condom when I plow her fat ass and she passes on the AIDS virus she got from one of the Maori she blows for $5.00

Beat it, junior.

LOL.  I like you.

My grandfather met Mr. Griffith in the late 60s or early 70s in a swanky hotel's restaurant.  Andy was alone and eating breakfast.  Gramps walked up to him and said he just wanted to thank him for his great work on television.  Andy stood up, shook his hand, thanked him in turn and asked Gramps to join him for a bite.  He didn't, but I think that speaks to what a down-to-earth guy he was.

I was a little sad he became so liberal in his later years, but I can't say I blame him.  My mentor, the late, great Dr. Mike Eldridge, was as liberal as they come.  He was also as good a man as I've ever known.

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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2012, 02:47:22 PM »
Quote from: airosol on July 03, 2012, 11:43:01 AM
WIP
whistle in peace Ang


highschool classmate of wes if im not mistaken
no, wes used to babysit him if im not mistaken
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2012, 04:14:06 PM »
Quote from: doriancutlerman on July 03, 2012, 01:51:34 PM
My grandfather met Mr. Griffith in the late 60s or early 70s

It's funny you mention your grandfather having met Andy.

My granddad, still alive and kicking at 90, has this irrational yet burning hatred of Andy Griffith.  Whenever he sees him on tv, he shouts, "That is the meanest god damn man that ever lived!!!" 

Once I asked him why he hated Andy so much.  The reason is that some old fool that my granddad drinks beer with swears that Andy Griffith cheated him on some business deal fifty years ago. 

This same guy also swears that Elvis Presley stole one of his guitars.   ::)
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2012, 04:16:18 PM »
Quote from: BOW on July 03, 2012, 02:47:22 PM
no, wes used to babysit him if im not mistaken

You're both wrong. 

Wes was Andy's first Little League coach. 
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2012, 04:21:44 PM »
Aunt Bea disliked Andy Griffith in real life. So I always thought she was a bitch for that and cheered when she died. I always read Andy was a kind person.
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2012, 04:24:03 PM »
Quote from: gym**rat on July 03, 2012, 04:21:44 PM
Aunt Bea disliked Andy Griffith in real life. So I always thought she was a bitch for that and cheered when she died. I always read Andy was a kind person.

Francis Bavier was a royal bitch, and she died in filth (she was a hoarder as well as a Crazy Cat Lady).  I've heard a lot of things, good and bad, about Andy.  I'm sure some of each is true.  He was probably capable of great acts of kindness and service, and at the same time capable of almost unspeakable pettiness and cruelty.
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2012, 04:29:35 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on July 03, 2012, 04:24:03 PM
Francis Bavier was a royal bitch, and she died in filth (she was a hoarder as well as a Crazy Cat Lady).  I've heard a lot of things, good and bad, about Andy.  I'm sure some of each is true.  He was probably capable of great acts of kindness and service, and at the same time capable of almost unspeakable pettiness and cruelty.

That is awesome. I hope her cats shit in her mouth after she died.
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2012, 04:29:35 PM »
Quote from: BOW on July 03, 2012, 02:47:22 PM
no, wes used to babysit him if im not mistaken
^THIS^  ;D
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2012, 04:30:57 PM »
I always had the hots for Aunt Bea!
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2012, 04:33:25 PM »
Quote from: wes on July 03, 2012, 04:30:57 PM
I always had the hots for Aunt Bea!

Yes, but when you pursued her, you were on the verge of committing statutory rape. 

Ba-zing!!

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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2012, 04:36:42 PM »
Quote from: gym**rat on July 03, 2012, 04:29:35 PM
That is awesome. I hope her cats shit in her mouth after she died.

Unfortunately, half of them were already dead before she croaked.

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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2012, 04:53:40 PM »
In Mount Airy, at Snappy`s Lunch counter hangs a picture of Lou Ferrigno and Arnold when they ate there.  Bodybuilding related.
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2012, 04:56:55 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on July 03, 2012, 04:53:40 PM
In Mount Airy, at Snappy`s Lunch counter hangs a picture of Lou Ferrigno and Arnold when they ate there.  Bodybuilding related.

The old Mayberry Hotel had an ice machine that a lot of people didn't want to talk about.  Even more bodybuilding related.
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2012, 05:07:24 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on July 03, 2012, 04:33:25 PM
Yes, but when you pursued her, you were on the verge of committing statutory rape. 

Ba-zing!!


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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2012, 05:08:18 PM »
Overabundance of North Carolinians Thread Reported!  ;D
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2012, 05:09:45 PM »
Quote from: wes on July 03, 2012, 05:08:18 PM
Overabundance of North Carolinians Thread Reported!  ;D

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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #45 on: July 03, 2012, 05:13:33 PM »
What do you mean the real Andy Griffith? You're Andy Griffin, he was Andy Griffith.
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #46 on: July 03, 2012, 05:15:34 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on July 03, 2012, 05:13:33 PM
What do you mean the real Andy Griffith? You're Andy Griffin, he was Andy Griffith.
Now I`m confused.   :-\
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #47 on: July 03, 2012, 05:39:02 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on July 03, 2012, 04:56:55 PM
The old Mayberry Hotel had an ice machine that a lot of people didn't want to talk about.  Even more bodybuilding related.
;D

Even Bob Chick has taken a vow of Omerta on this one.
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #48 on: July 03, 2012, 06:01:37 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on July 03, 2012, 04:24:03 PM
I've heard a lot of things, good and bad, about Andy.  I'm sure some of each is true.  He was probably capable of great acts of kindness and service, and at the same time capable of almost unspeakable pettiness and cruelty.

Watch "A Face in the Crowd"...
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Re: The Real Andy Griffith
« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2012, 06:03:56 PM »
Quote from: sync pulse on July 03, 2012, 06:01:37 PM
Watch "A Face in the Crowd"...

That movie was more of an autobiography than was intended.
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