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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2012, 09:06:50 AM »
Amazing how quickly they can maul someone. Now imagine what a gorilla would do!

The chimps didn't do anything 2 men could not do.

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2012, 09:43:51 AM »
I'm OK when animals are babies and all cute, but some folks outthere don't have the common sense to know that when these beasts get bigger, it's time to start treating them with respect and keep in mind that they are "Wild" animals. I've seen Lion cubs at the Zoo before and they're some of the most cuddly, beautiful animals and so are the polar bear cubs. but when these animals are past the "cute" stage, sooner or later,we become prey to them

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2012, 10:01:03 AM »
those ornery little buggers   

they seem strong don't they?

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2012, 10:27:58 AM »
The more cosmopolitan gorilla is content simply projecting his matter on easy mark tourists.

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2012, 10:30:41 AM »

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2012, 11:04:02 AM »
Chimps seemed to grant Jane Goodall a pretty long facial/genital mutilation-free stretch of chimp scrutiny.   :D


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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #56 on: July 05, 2012, 12:35:03 PM »
very sad story  :(

young chimps are safe though..

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #57 on: July 05, 2012, 01:08:19 PM »
I cannot imagine going to the zoo without a MFing glock in the fanny pack.

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #58 on: July 05, 2012, 02:11:26 PM »
I cannot imagine going to the zoo without a MFing glock in the fanny pack.

Honestly, my good man, fuck the Glock.  I'm a die-hard Heckler and Koch man myself, admittedly, but I'm thinking caliber here.  Remember when that chimp tore the shit out of that woman about a year ago, ripping her face and hands off?

A cop opened up on that piece of shut dung-flinger with his sidearm and scored four shots, none of which seemed to faze the thing (its owner had already stabbed the monster in the back with a butcher knife, FWIW).  The chimp saundered off and died 20 min. later.

Going up against an enraged chimp, I'd want a BAR or fully-automatic AK or AR to mag-dump into the fucker.

You'd honestly think a 9mm to the skull would get the job done, but unless I was a pistol-shooting champ, there's no way I'd take that chance against a fast-moving, charged up crazy animal. 


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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #59 on: July 05, 2012, 03:12:50 PM »
Any self-respecting Getbigger would have dropped those chimps with a lightning fast combo and beat their asses, forcing them to understand the power of evolution and causation superiority.

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #60 on: July 05, 2012, 03:15:23 PM »
Clearly a mudshark, and hence it's a no-go.
Apparently never married and no kids, it was no go for any male...

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #61 on: July 05, 2012, 04:19:43 PM »
Chimps seemed to grant Jane Goodall a pretty long facial/genital mutilation-free stretch of chimp scrutiny.   :D



I've met her, she gave a speech at one of my schools.  Was very cool!


In other news, what the hell is up with chimps ripping out testicles?  Not cool!

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #62 on: July 05, 2012, 04:21:36 PM »
In other news, what the hell is up with chimps ripping out testicles?  Not cool!

Not cool at all. Fucking chimps.

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #63 on: July 05, 2012, 05:55:56 PM »
  I want the AK too

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #64 on: July 05, 2012, 06:00:34 PM »
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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #65 on: July 06, 2012, 04:10:40 AM »
very sad story  :(

young chimps are safe though..

very cute

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #66 on: July 06, 2012, 07:26:10 AM »
I've met her, she gave a speech at one of my schools.  Was very cool!


In other news, what the hell is up with chimps ripping out testicles?  Not cool!
It's an old martial arts move, when all else fails it's very effective.

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #67 on: July 13, 2012, 12:35:51 PM »
The Rise was foiled just in time...


http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20120712/US.Chimps.on.the.Loose/?cid=hero_media


Police kill rampaging chimp after Las Vegas escape
 
By KEN RITTER and MICHELLE RINDELS, AP
Fri Jul 13, 4:00 PM UTC

Authorities say they had no choice but to kill one rampaging chimpanzee and tranquilize another after the primates escaped a Las Vegas-area backyard and tore through a neighborhood, pounding on cars and jumping into at least one vehicle.
 
No people were hurt when the agitated animals escaped their enclosure about 10 a.m. Thursday and started running through yards and opening car doors in a community of horse pens, palm trees and tile-roofed, landscaped homes.
 
Area resident David Plunkett said he saw the male chimpanzee leap on top of a police car — with its lights on and an officer inside — before the animal jumped to the ground and headed into a vacant lot.
 
"We tried to establish a perimeter until the experts arrived," said Officer Marcus Martin, a Las Vegas police spokesman. "But at least for the first animal, they couldn't get there in time."
 
The Las Vegas-area chimps were on the loose for about 30 minutes with police trying to corral them before a male primate believed to weigh more than 150 pounds was shot and killed. The other chimp, a female, was shot with a tranquilizer dart but continued to roam the area for several more minutes before she was hit with a second dart.
 
She succumbed in neighbor Tony Paolone's 3-acre backyard. Martin said she was returned to her cage shortly after noon.
 
"They got out, and the police did what they had to do," said Paolone, a paving company worker who was at work during the commotion and was prevented for a time from returning to his house while police investigated afterward.
 
Paolone, who keeps 12 horses on his property, said he knew the chimps lived behind a home on his street for several years. He said he never saw them loose and he never felt threatened.
 
Clark County spokesman Dan Kulin said the owner had proper permits to keep the animals on the property in unincorporated county territory outside Las Vegas city limits, as well as a license from the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
 
Martin said police were called at 10:13 a.m. and officers saw the two chimps ambling through the neighborhood, striking cars and climbing at one point into the driver side of an empty black sport utility vehicle and then out the passenger side. A trainer offered the animals food and tried to lure them back into captivity.
 
Police warned residents through Twitter not to leave their vehicles or homes and to avoid the area where the "dangerous" primates were roaming free. Martin said at least one police car was dented by the animals pounding on it.
 
A woman called 911 saying a large chimpanzee was on top of her car, Martin said. She told dispatchers she had her windows rolled up and her doors locked.
 
Plunkett, 36, said he was alerted to the commotion by the sound of a helicopter. He estimated the animals to be about 4 feet tall. Adult chimps can be as tall as 5 1/2 feet when standing upright.
 
Martin said police officers tried to corral the animals to await animal control officials, but the male chimp turned toward the gathering crowd. A veteran officer with a shotgun killed it a little before 10:45 a.m. The officer's name wasn't immediately made public.
 
Plunkett said he heard three shots. Helicopter video showed the animal lying face down in the middle of a road, surrounded by animal control trucks and police cars.
 
"We have an exotic animals policy. It's to treat them as humanely as we can," Martin said. "But immediately you recall the woman who has no face because of a chimp. The officer knew they were dangerous animals and he was the last line of defense with citizens behind him."
 
Martin referred to a 2009 attack on a woman who was permanently blinded and when her nose, lips, eyelids and hands were mauled by a chimp before police killed the animal outside a home in Stamford, Conn.
 
Two adult chimpanzees also attacked a U.S. student last month after he entered their enclosure at a primate sanctuary in South Africa.

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #68 on: July 13, 2012, 12:48:50 PM »
The Rise was foiled just in time...


http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20120712/US.Chimps.on.the.Loose/?cid=hero_media




The Chimpanzee Scourge™ and Cannibal Epidemic™ are, by far, the two biggest worldwide afflictions.

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #69 on: August 08, 2012, 05:58:36 PM »
A failure to communicate...

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2012/08/08/video-chimp-asks-visitors-to-help-him-break-out-of-zoo/

Fox and Friends showed us this video of a chimp attempting to get out of a zoo in England. He was caught signaling to visitors to help him open the enclosure, presumably so he could break free.

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #70 on: August 08, 2012, 06:06:31 PM »
I'd give Jane Goodall a savage jungle-humping.

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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #71 on: August 08, 2012, 06:38:35 PM »
That's not the schmoe from Louis Theroux's FBB docu


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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #72 on: August 08, 2012, 07:00:46 PM »
THIS ATTACK IS  NO DIFFERENT THAN GETTING HIT UP WHILE WALKIN DOWN COMPTON AVENUE  :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #73 on: August 08, 2012, 07:22:09 PM »



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Re: ANOTHER CHIMP ATTACK
« Reply #74 on: August 08, 2012, 07:22:43 PM »
Haha there it is :D