Author Topic: Whats the deal with this Fifty Shades of Grey book that all women are fingering. (Read 11396 times)

Army of One · « **on:** July 05, 2012, 05:22:33 PM »

...themselves over?All Im hearing is about this shitty book

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2012, 05:55:32 PM »

My wide and her friends are reading it. From what I gather from her it's some pretty twisted shit, sexually. Either way, it gets her thinking certain things I ask for are okay and acceptable.

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2012, 06:17:58 PM »

Quote from: irongrip400 on July 05, 2012, 05:55:32 PM

My wide and her friends are reading it. From what I gather from her it's some pretty twisted shit, sexually. Either way, it gets her thinking certain things I ask for are okay and acceptable.

Any specifics?

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2012, 06:22:09 PM »

A lot of S&M. Evidently this dude is pretty much into this shit and fists this bitch and all sorts of stuff.

DanielPaul · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2012, 06:25:35 PM »

ive heard of it and read some exerps , its bullshit, women love reading shit like this but I promise the first time you tell a chick yourgonna slam you cock in her so hard shell be trying to climb the walls( which is pretty much how the guy talks in the book) shell be trying to file a restraining order.

Big N · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2012, 06:33:16 PM »

no one · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2012, 06:56:07 PM »

one of my ex's is reading it and tells me its pretty tame.

kinda tells you how much of a good girl she was.

chaos · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2012, 07:39:31 PM »

Quote from: irongrip400 on July 05, 2012, 05:55:32 PM

My wide and her friends are reading it. From what I gather from her it's some pretty twisted shit, sexually. Either way, it gets her thinking certain things I ask for are okay and acceptable.

Fruedian slip

Alex23 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:36:27 AM »

Quote from: no one on July 05, 2012, 06:56:07 PM

one of my ex's is reading it and tells me its pretty tame.

kinda tells you how much of a good girl she was.

Nothing Gayer than "keeping in touch" with "exes" then hangin out to "discuss books".

Doesn't get much more beta than leathery Brampton skin...

240 is Back · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2012, 09:02:54 AM »

gayer than dating literate women.

BayGBM · « **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2012, 09:05:19 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 05, 2012, 05:22:33 PM

...themselves over?All Im hearing is about this shitty book

And you think the answer to your question is to be found on a BB board?

HTexan · « **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2012, 09:47:16 AM »

Quote from: irongrip400 on July 05, 2012, 06:22:09 PM

A lot of S&M. Evidently this dude is pretty much into this shit and fists this bitch and all sorts of stuff.

$:-\$ kinky

Shockwave · « **Reply #12 on:** July 06, 2012, 09:48:59 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on July 06, 2012, 09:05:19 AM

And you think the answer to your question is to be found on a BB board?

Lulz. Half the men on this board have no clue what appeals sexually to women. They still think huge muscles makes the women wet. $:-\$

dr.chimps · « **Reply #13 on:** July 06, 2012, 09:53:55 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on July 06, 2012, 09:05:19 AM

And you think the answer to your question is to be found on a BB board?

Hey, it maybe second-rate 'erotica,' but at least people are reading. Or, that's of what I try to convince myself. $:-\$

Stark · « **Reply #14 on:** July 06, 2012, 09:54:37 AM »

okay here's the deal....

1) The author is horrible and has absolutely no talent what so ever - the dialoges are horrible the main figure says crap every few minutes and keeps saying stuff to herself à la sex in the city style.
2) Apart from the dirty bits the book is fucking boring (and this comes from a woman I only skipped through it) there isn't any good storyline etc.

The reason why woman buy it is that its one of the few dirty books written by a woman for woman, its a little naughty and the type of woman that fall for shit like sex in the city or desperate housewife will fall for this as well.

Quality wise compared to great great books its utter garbage - its just another mass hysteria + the wide majority of the woman get never exposed to anything wilder than your average saturday sex so they find this all exciting and shit

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #15 on:** July 06, 2012, 09:58:52 AM »

Interesting that you posted this. I was on a 6 hour flight and forgot to charge my ipad so I borrowed the book from this chick in my row. It is pretty lame to be honest. The writer writes like a teenager and writes about teen fantasies. The main guy is a too good to be true, early 20's, perfect body, big cock, billionaire , makes the girl cum by just touching her, your typical getbigger. But the writing is awful. She writes the same shit over and over and over. For some reason the sex scenes are very teen , almost like an adult wrote most of the story and a teen who thinks they know about sex wrote the sex scenes. She uses the word fuck freely but then refers to pussy as "my sex" or "his package" instead of cock. The writing was very inconsistent. I only ended up getting through 2/3 of the book by the time the flight landed and I honestly have no interest in reading the end or the other two books. It is just a fantasy sex book writen by someone who thinks they know about sex.

Devon97 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:01:41 AM »

Quote from: Shockwave on July 06, 2012, 09:48:59 AM

Lulz. Half the men on this board have no clue what appeals sexually to women. They still think huge muscles makes the women wet. $:-\$

lol

mass243 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:01:52 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 06, 2012, 09:02:54 AM

gayer than dating literate women.

Stark · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:02:23 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 06, 2012, 09:58:52 AM

Interesting that you posted this. I was on a 6 hour flight and forgot to charge my ipad so I borrowed the book from this chick in my row. It is pretty lame to be honest. The writer writes like a teenager and writes about teen fantasies. The main guy is a too good to be true, early 20's, perfect body, big cock, billionaire , makes the girl cum by just touching her, your typical getbigger. But the writing is awful. She writes the same shit over and over and over. For some reason the sex scenes are very teen , almost like an adult wrote most of the story and a teen who thinks they know about sex wrote the sex scenes. She uses the word fuck freely but then refers to pussy as "my sex" or "his package" instead of cock. The writing was very inconsistent. I only ended up getting through 2/3 of the book by the time the flight landed and I honestly have no interest in reading the end or the other two books. It is just a fantasy sex book writen by someone who thinks they know about sex.

yeah, its very sex in the city style - the typical shit some woman read while snuggled up on the couch with a warm latte feeling all good

Its just another hype.

Like I said book wise in regards to author quality its utter garbage.

BTW do you know she is already writing 50 shades of green etc? She be rolling in money .

Edit: i would love to see figures in regards to how many bought the book via the kindle and how many hard covers.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:06:40 AM »

Quote from: Stark on July 06, 2012, 10:02:23 AM

yeah, its very sex in the city style - the typical shit some woman read while snuggled up on the couch with a warm latte feeling all good

Its just another hype.

Like I said book wise in regards to author quality its utter garbage.

BTW do you know she is already writing 50 shades of green etc? She be rolling in money .

Edit: i would love to see figures in regards to how many bought the book via the kindle and how many hard covers.

I doubt the author is one person, it read like a book by many different authors. I remember seeing this company you can pay, give an idea to and they will write the story. Exactly how this seems. Amazon pumps it because it promotes their self publishing tool for kindle and wants to make you beleive that you to can write a story publish it and get a $5 million deal, just make sure to spend $199 on the kindle fire. Total marketing bullshit.

Stark · « **Reply #20 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:07:51 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 06, 2012, 10:06:40 AM

I doubt the author is one person, it read like a book by many different authors. I remember seeing this company you can pay, give an idea to and they will write the story. Exactly how this seems. Amazon pumps it because it promotes their self publishing tool for kindle and wants to make you beleive that you to can write a story publish it and get a $5 million deal, just make sure to spend $199 on the kindle fire. Total marketing bullshit.

lol its funny / scary how many gullible woman fall for this tho.

Everybody is reading it? it MUST BE GOOD!!!

Its the type of woman that call their vagina a beautiful flower

Shockwave · « **Reply #21 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:10:55 AM »

Quote from: Stark on July 06, 2012, 10:07:51 AM

lol its funny / scary how many gullible woman fall for this tho.

Everybody is reading it? it MUST BE GOOD!!!

Its the type of woman that call their vagina a beautiful flower

Woman, by and large, are not creatures of critical thought. They tend to be followers, obsessed with popularity, being a part of the group, etc, etc.

Stark · « **Reply #22 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:11:47 AM »

Quote from: Shockwave on July 06, 2012, 10:10:55 AM

Woman, by and large, are not creatures of critical thought. They tend to be followers, obsessed with popularity, being a part of the group, etc, etc.

As good as it gets:

I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability!!!

no one · « **Reply #23 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:59:53 AM »

Quote from: Alex23 on July 06, 2012, 01:36:27 AM

Nothing Gayer than "keeping in touch" with "exes" then hangin out to "discuss books".

Doesn't get much more beta than leathery Brampton skin...

at least i have ex's that still want to talk to me, dumpy

Army of One · « **Reply #24 on:** July 06, 2012, 11:05:47 AM »

Quote from: Stark on July 06, 2012, 10:07:51 AM

lol its funny / scary how many gullible woman fall for this tho.

Everybody is reading it? it MUST BE GOOD!!!

Its the type of woman that call their vagina a beautiful flower

I dont recall a book every getting this much hype or publicity, funny how out of all the softcore sex books out there this one catches womens imaginations