Author Topic: Whats the deal with this Fifty Shades of Grey book that all women are fingering.  (Read 11359 times)

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Not a big fan of what goes on in a broads head 99% of the time.
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I dont recall a book every getting this much hype or publicity, funny how out of all the softcore sex books out there this one catches womens imaginations
Sex has always sold: Fannie Hill; Lady Chatterly's Lover; Lolita, even. We're pretty shallow.    :) 

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Sex has always sold: Fannie Hill; Lady Chatterly's Lover; Lolita, even. We're pretty shallow.    :) 

Do you think if I wrote a book called "hard anal fucking" it will sell?

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Do you think if I wrote a book called "hard anal fucking" it will sell?

Only if you add, "I love you" to the title.
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Do you think if I wrote a book called "hard anal fucking" it will sell?
I guarantee that if you published it under the Getbig imprint you'd already have a fan base.     :-X        ;D

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I guarantee that if you published it under the Getbig imprint you'd already have a fan base.     :-X        ;D

We could get Candizzle to write it as if he is the receiving woman

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We could get Candizzle to write it as if he is the receiving woman
I'm sure bomz and UKGold could provide some jacket blurbs. 

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I'm sure bomz and UKGold could provide some jacket blurbs.  

Bay could be the cum guzzling whore thats obsessed with her credit rating, OneMoreRep the BullDyke that practices MMA while participating in Bukkake sessions with men on the Down Low.

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Difference is this one is written from a woman's perspective 

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Only if you add, "I love you" to the title.
lol
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Do you think if I wrote a book called "hard anal fucking" it will sell?
You have to call it, "Surprise at the Backdoor"
or "The UPS Man Only Delivers At The Second Door"

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I dont recall a book every getting this much hype or publicity, funny how out of all the softcore sex books out there this one catches womens imaginations

In terms of hype I would say it's on a par with Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code or maybe even the Harry Potter books.

Either way, people are like sheep - they'll read any old shit if it's being hyped hard enough.

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From what I hear, its a poorly written book, but he talks about sex, so naturally it sells.
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My wide and her friends are reading it. From what I gather from her it's some pretty twisted shit, sexually. Either way, it gets her thinking certain things I ask for are okay and acceptable.
Are you trying to tell us something about your wife?  :D

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As good as it gets:

I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability!!!

That was the best quote of the movie. He totally crushed the receptionist with that comment.

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Never heard of it until now but I'm guessing it ennobles humping and consecrates the vagina by defining a series of acts as a 'sexual journey' which sees the protagonist through stages of self discovery and insight, ultimately leading to wisdom, inner peace, and self satisfaction.  How'd I do?

If it's just some woman trying to put out her bushfire without any pretense of meaning, I'd be impressed.  I doubt a nihilistic catalogue of sexual enounters would find much of a market though.

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at least i have ex's that still want to talk to me, dumpy :D

I'm disappointed chief. I didn't realize you were so desperate that your only "online recourse" relied on lies spread by a careerless jew in his 40's who relies on guys like you for self esteem.

Happily married and unlike your leathery self, a mini-me is looking up to me  ;D.. I wish you to lower the dosage, get over your self esteem issues and find happiness.
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In terms of hype I would say it's on a par with Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code or maybe even the Harry Potter books.

Either way, people are like sheep - they'll read any old shit if it's being hyped hard enough.

My wife said it looks like an 8th grader wrote it. A lot of hype made a lot of money for the author and book company. They first claimed that the book was so popular that they were charging $200 bucks a book on Amazon because they couldn't keep it in stock. I think this was bs. This story made it to the media and it increased it's myth. Now every house wife is reading it. I even see it for sale in Costco.