Tom Cruise taking charge

[Wiggs]

Hahahahahaha....I never bothered to google it.  This is really what they believe in?  Hahahahahahahaha, sounds like a good RPG.

[james_hetfield]

Scientology is one thing but what he is advocating is exercise and better nutrition over taking synthetic drugs. His religion is no more whacky than believing in the Son of God coming to Earth to save all humanity from eternal damnation or an God with an elephant head that millions worship. Many great minds believed retarded religions. Not that Cruise is a great mind, just that what he's saying isn't stupid.

[SF1900]

Hahahahahaha....I never bothered to google it.  This is really what they believe in?  Hahahahahahahaha, sounds like a good RPG.

yes it is!  

south park explains it well

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Cruise seems like the type of guy who reads something once and then goes around talking about the subject in absolutes.

[Ronnie Rep]

Religion is a tool to control the weak, and scare the ignorant!

[doison]

I don't understand how a stimulant like Ritalin settles ADHD kids down when it makes the rest of us hyper?

Artificial central stimulation so they don't feel the need for peripheral stimulation.  It's an intricate psychopharmacological phenomenon involving money...

[Fallsview]

Cruise seems like the type of guy who reads something once and then goes around talking about the subject in absolutes.

How right you are.  He is a complete egomaniac.

[Kwon_2]

No. Religions grow and evolve naturally. Scientology was synthesized by a science fiction writer a few decades ago.

Exactly like Christianism, Judaism.

[True]

just read my above post. even crazier than most other belief systems lol

People will belive anything! I couldnt even make half way through that bullshit. Its so sad most humans are so weak minded they have to come up with that kind of stuff. Id rather just belive in Santa Claus.......

[Raymondo]

Hahahahahaha....I never bothered to google it.  This is really what they believe in?  Hahahahahahahaha, sounds like a good second rate RPG.

fixed

[pedro01]

HAHAHA LOL!!

What exactly do Scientologists believe? Here is the answer.

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xemu. Xemu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.

Now Xemu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were over-populated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.

Xemu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).

These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xemu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.

The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).

After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting".

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.

As for Xemu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xemu is still alive today.

That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.

I knew they were nutty - but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk - that's off the scale

[phreak]

I'd never hit a midget. That's just wrong.

It's hell on one's back too. Kicking them is the preferred option.

[Radical Plato]

I'd never hit a midget. That's just wrong.

Throwing them is more fun!

[mossel]

this is Tom taking charge...

his best scene ever...

[Kwon_2]